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Thursday, February 2, 2006

"they must think we're stupid" (nekosplash.com)

Some people out there must think that we're are really stupid.

1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
2. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ( The shoplifter special!)
3. On a bar of dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (is any comment needed?)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (who would have thought?)
7. On packaging for Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate heavy machinery after taking this medication."( We could do a reduce the rate of construction s if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
8. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." ( isn't that the point?)
9. On Vietnam soldier's hat: "Directions: Wear when hot, raining, hailing or sleeting."
10. On Vietnam Gas Mask: "Directions: Use during a gas attack, or ordered to." (Well, duh...)
11. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( as opposed to... what?)
12. On a Japanese food processor: " Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
13. On Sunbury's peanuts: " Warning: Contains nuts." ( who would've guessed?)
14. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: " Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (step 3: maybe uh... fly Delta?)
15. On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." ( Great! Now they'll be crushing thousands of children's dreams!)
16. On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." ( ... was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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