Wednesday, May 4, 2005

   Resident Evil: Jeopardy!!!
This is more of a story type post.

announcer:and heres alex trebek!!!
*applause*
at: welcome to another episode of jeopardy! as you can see, we have a special resident evil edition today, and our guests are, leon kennedy, who was involved in the raccoon city outbreak-
leon:good to be here alex. gotta get me some money to buy a new jacket.
at:yes, we all know. next we have jill valentine, whom was also involved in the raccoon incident-
jill:yup, sure was, and this show better not be affiliated with umbrella or ill kill you.
at:whatever, and last but not least-
????:STARS!!!
at:yes, we have nemesis. who tried to kill you during RE3 am i right jill?
jill: you are with umbrella arent you!!!*pulls out rocket launcher*
at:how did you get past the security with those ballistics?!
leon: ill tell you how she did it! she ripped open her-
nemesis:STARS!!!STARS!!!STARS!!!
at:EVERYONE!!! WHO CARES!!! we all know now that jill is a slut!! lets get going with the show!!!
nemesis:STARS!!!
at:SHUT UP!!! the categories are as follows:
cooking and you.
put that zombie down
our galaxy
at the mall
and world history.
and since you were here first, leon you start us out.
leon: ill take at the mall for 200 please.
at: okay, the question is: when you find a strapless dress, you must be this.
nemesis:STARS!!!
at:NO!!! for freaking god!
leon: do you have to be a slutty jill? cuz thats what shes wearin.
jill:shut up stupid jacket boY!
nemesis:SSSTTTAAARRRSSS!!!
at:NO!!! YOUR ALL WRONG!!!A CORRECT ANSWER WOULD BE A FEMALE!!!
leon: thats what i said...
at: no...you didnt... next question.leon youre a moron, so im handing the question to jill...

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

   YES!!! FINALLY!!! I KNOW!!!
Hey, im gonna get a real job next year, and when i move out of my parents house, im going to move to Japan, and im gonna get an apartment or a house or something. does anyone want to be my roomie? all you have to do is pay half the bills and i will supply some of the needed items(food, toothpaste, clothes, and poupouri, yup, the poupouri...) or something like that you know, or is anyone going to move to japan anyway? TOKYO! HERE! I! COME!
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Friday, April 22, 2005

Hello
Hello everyone. yeah, im so bored in this class room. nothing to really do. this weekend will be boring if none of my friends visit. well aloha to everyone! and vamp. lords ate all the cheerios( bad lords, their mischievious ways are returning, they are destroying all my possessions!)
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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

   Nintendo DS...
i was so against the nintendo DS, but after playing it at circuit city, using the wireless comm. and playing wario ware touched, i was hooked, and now im saving up to buy it. the vamp. lords are breaking their piggy banks as well so they can buy one as well, b/c everyone knows a penny saved is a penny earned! right vamps?*knods*
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   PIKACHU!!!
Everyone knows that little electric mouse, so im holding a tribute for this great pokemon, because even if youve never heard of anime, you probably know who pikachu is!!!

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Monday, April 18, 2005

   RESIDENT EVIL 4 ROX!!!
over the weekend, i finally beat Resident Evil 4!!! it was so AWESOME!!! That game is so cool!!! im gonna play it through at least 20000000 times!!! and im gonna play it through in Leon's RPD costume!!!YAAAAAAY! I cant wait to go home to play RE4 again!!! YAAAAAY!!! But that final boss was too easy... but who really cares?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

MY RATING 10/10 awesome game! dont wait for it on PS2, buy a gamecube and buy it now!!!
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Monday, April 11, 2005

   The New Comic
Hi people! me and my friend are working on a new comic, its sort of comical and violent, just think of it as a violent Napolean Dynamite, but anyway, its about this retarted 2 year old, who is constantly abused by his father(my friend) and is kicked and stabbed and shot, and tormented all his life. i show up in it, but i only come in at certain parts. its going through a couple of name changes, but i think it will be called "FATHER from HECK". if we finish it soon, ill be sure to post it up on the fan art thingy so you can all read it. the vamp. lords like it, so should you.
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Friday, April 8, 2005

what is true love?
hi everybody, my friend asked me a question a couple of weeks ago, and i finally answered her, and i was just wondering, what everyone else thinks it is, the vamp. lords know they truly love meat loaf, and dont say you cant love, beacuse everyone is capable of it, whether you like it or not.
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Wednesday, April 6, 2005

   i hate...
i hate the following:

people who ruin my life
hipocrits
drugs/alcohol
needles
dark spirits
people who think theyre better than everyone else
people who change theyre mind so abbruptly that you go from happy to sad(or mad)
teachers
people who hate vampire lords and vampire genesis' and vampire ladies
extremely lazy people
druggies
people who say they do drugs to be cool but really dont
mud
small dogs
and many other things. does anyone hate any of these things?
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Monday, April 4, 2005

   Resident Evil 4?
i bought re4 this weekend, and i played it for a long time, but im stuck. can anyone help me? im just after the part were luis gets killed and ashley is screaming for help, but the only key i have is that goat medallion thing that says it goes on a relief. i dont know what to do, but the game kicks major ass!!! please help!!!oh and sorry i havent posted in a while, i was on spring break.Vamp. lords say hi!
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