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Wednesday, May 4, 2005


   Resident Evil: Jeopardy!!!
This is more of a story type post.

announcer:and heres alex trebek!!!
*applause*
at: welcome to another episode of jeopardy! as you can see, we have a special resident evil edition today, and our guests are, leon kennedy, who was involved in the raccoon city outbreak-
leon:good to be here alex. gotta get me some money to buy a new jacket.
at:yes, we all know. next we have jill valentine, whom was also involved in the raccoon incident-
jill:yup, sure was, and this show better not be affiliated with umbrella or ill kill you.
at:whatever, and last but not least-
????:STARS!!!
at:yes, we have nemesis. who tried to kill you during RE3 am i right jill?
jill: you are with umbrella arent you!!!*pulls out rocket launcher*
at:how did you get past the security with those ballistics?!
leon: ill tell you how she did it! she ripped open her-
nemesis:STARS!!!STARS!!!STARS!!!
at:EVERYONE!!! WHO CARES!!! we all know now that jill is a slut!! lets get going with the show!!!
nemesis:STARS!!!
at:SHUT UP!!! the categories are as follows:
cooking and you.
put that zombie down
our galaxy
at the mall
and world history.
and since you were here first, leon you start us out.
leon: ill take at the mall for 200 please.
at: okay, the question is: when you find a strapless dress, you must be this.
nemesis:STARS!!!
at:NO!!! for freaking god!
leon: do you have to be a slutty jill? cuz thats what shes wearin.
jill:shut up stupid jacket boY!
nemesis:SSSTTTAAARRRSSS!!!
at:NO!!! YOUR ALL WRONG!!!A CORRECT ANSWER WOULD BE A FEMALE!!!
leon: thats what i said...
at: no...you didnt... next question.leon youre a moron, so im handing the question to jill...

TO BE CONTINUED...

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