Tuesday, August 17, 2004

   *Wide Grin* Tee Hee

Got back from pants shopping and got myself two new pairs of pants that fit my ass nicely.I'M A SEXY BEAST! MEOW! I now have a new jean jacket...oh so pretty!*Vampyress begins to sing* i feel pretty! oh so pretty!...ahem..i'm very pleased..why you ask? because Estansse helped me with my page that's why! she's such a great girl, THANK YOU ESTANSSE!!! *glares at her other "friends" from otaku* that face is for the rest of you who did nothing! but you are forgiven because you're all so kind, leaving me such nice comments...it would be too hard to stay mad..plus it's not good for my health. Well to all my friends enjoy! Hopefully the changes that were made will make you want to come and visit me more often. And i think there will be more...that also depends if anybody out there is willing to help me...Salutations to all from the Underworld.

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   Har Hee Har Har...Narf!

I need to go get a blood test done tomorrow...well actually today.O_o* It's not the needle that has me sweating like a horse, and neither is it the blood*licks lips*..It's the doctors! Inferiorated perverts! Putting pressure on my bladder..oh you think that's funny*kicks doctor in the nuts* Asking me to lift up my shirt...The hospital isn't a peep show!DAMN PIG! I SPIT IN YOUR EYE! The place just reeks of sickness. I'm still pissed that i had to get off the computer, but my parental figure obliged me to. *begins talking to self* 'oh well, i can wait until she falls alseep, that's when i can..." what you thought i was going to go in her room and stab her exactly 9 times while she begs for me to stop? Nonsense! i was merely plotting on getting back into the wire. Ooo..and besides i should be happy because in exactly 6 days she'll be gone for five, and i'll be "home alone"(that line is over used) And for those 5 days i'm going to wreck havoc*PARENTAL GIUDANCE IS STRONGLY ADVISED* Can you believe that while peeling potatoes a couple of days ago i actually peeled half of my thumb skin off. HA! HA! I'm an accident waiting to happen. I know that was off topic, but it was floating around in my subconscious mind, so i had to get it out. For the hate of Satan...i'm bickering like an old woman again! i'll just be taking my leave.*Throws cape over shoulder in heroic manner*

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   Who likes the Skippy...i like the skippy!

YAY FOR MY 30th GUESTBOOK SIGNING...* Magicaly pulls out a paper from behind her back and begins to read* "Uh....I would like to thank my fat cat Skittles for all the support he's given me..and Louis the monster from in my closet..." Thanks Jacks Heartache! You're #1 ...Alright! Ahem..This has nothing to do with my guestbook..but since i'm already thanking ppl i should continue. I want to say thank you Takeda for being such a nice guy about my writing, you're an amazing writer yourself. And also to No One..who's been very helpful..in a very disturbingly stalking way *shifty eyes* Just pulling your nuts there buddy. Thanks again to all who have made my two days on this site memorable..wow it's only been 2 days..AMAZING!

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Monday, August 16, 2004

Just experimenting...

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   Smells GOOD!

I went to Burger King for supper and had myself a kids meal..just for the toy *whishpers "shhhh...that'll be our little secret"* And what do i get..a really ugly Yu Gi Oh! toy inside of this pyramid made out of plastic...mind you i was more fascinated by the box and pyramid than i was with the toy. After finishing i went to the bathroom (don't worry i was only washing my neck, because this black mark showed up miraculously) I'm in there looking in the mirror as my sis Mel stood beside me..and this lady walks in..Prancing and dancing, and leads herself to a stall. All is quiet..when all of a sudden the woman in the stall let's rip the loudest fart known to man. I'm stiffling my laugh while my sister looks like she's about to explode..so we quickly head for the door..in other words..to safety. We finally get out of the stink hole and burst out laughing as many ppl stare at us in disgust. Yes..quite amusing, but that's not all, the lady comes out smiling at us..in my head i'm thinking "HA HA HA! WE HEARD YOU RIP A BIG WET ONE AND YOU'RE EMBARRASSED!!! AND WE LAUGHED AT YOU." And of course me not being very good at retaining my laugh..i laugh in the womans face...as drool escapes my mouth and finds its way on my sister's glasses.

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   New Poem..Just made it up 15 minutes ago!

A CELESTIAL SCENE The celestial skies are awaiting me, For I do not belong to this world, A sense of misunderstanding, tragedy, Something secret, unknown, For have I fallen? Fallen into an existence I do not fathom, Where humans hate their mother, Their creator, their earth, This is despicable, this must be a mistake, To believe that I belong, when my life is at stake, Perhaps one day, If my mission be complete, I’ll be sent for by carriage and steed, To return home, Back to the sky, back to a celestial scene

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   Oh Yeah!

Guys just love...your playful, fighting spirit! What Do Guys Love About You? (with pics :3) brought to you by Quizilla

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   Look at that funny looking face! His eyes are popping out of his head!

Just finished raking the lawn...damn the blazing sun...it's trying to KILL US ALL!!!*ahem* My hands now have bulging blisters and i was followed by a black hornet..*eyes the hornet suspiciously before it comes after her making her run in multiple directions* O_o* Phew! I won't be able to post my RAVEN BOY short story until i can get my lazy ass off this computer to go proof re-read it..i know pathetic. I've got red rubber bands on my wrists that i stole from the newspapers(shhhh that'll be our little secret)....i have 1..2..3..45678! Everybody in my house hold is admiring my mural that i made yesterday..*gets all teary eye* I'm..sniff...so proud..ENOUGH WITH THE EMOTIONS!! I'm sending out a signal to all my "friends" out there on this site..i need to know how to post my art on this site. So...RUSH RUSH RUSH! And get your asses over here and give me some tips! *underbreath* mumble..greatly...mumble..appreciated.

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   Damn Her!!!

Well i went to bed at 4h45am and i just woke up it's 12h21pm. I was up all night painting something that i now have on my wall..it's so nice with the black and red paint..so artsy..oh and i have pictures of stars and galaxies..Love astronomy. Well, that's it! i'll be on later on tonight to probably write RAVEN BOY.

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