Tuesday, April 19, 2005

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Eh, i'm kinda tired. I don't really know what to say, and i don't have the patience to write it...now it's time for a funny comic!

This one is from WhiteNinjaComics.com




Seeya!
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Sunday, April 17, 2005

Cracka!
Where?! 0_o
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   < < This is what i'd imagine the ninjas to look like...
Hello Otakus. It’s Sunday! …now I’m sad. I’ve got a bunch of homework to do, and it’s the last day of the weekend.

My brother went to a friend’s house the other day, he brought back Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2. It’s a tough game, I’m currently on the place that looks a lot like Dantooine, I just got that dude with the arm missing, he’s got a robotic arm with electricity holding them together.

I’ve got to read 5 sections in my History book, do the section reviews for each of them, and do a report on Nazis…this is going to take me forever! At least I have my music to accompany me…

On Thursday I sold my Magic deck. It was a mistform deck. I sold it to one of my “rich” friends; he gave me $30 for it. Now this is something I’m proud of, I only spent the initial $15 dollars for the starter deck, I traded my way into having 10 rares and a bunch of other great cards. I did the same thing for Pokemon, except I started with one card a kid gave me and ended up with 2 charizards, a shit-load of rares, and a bunch of money from people buying them. I should be a business man…I’d be awesome.

I discovered something amazing yesterday when I went to a Chinese restaurant. It was when I got up to get some more food from the buffet…I left a plate there, it still had a little bit of food on it…when I returned IT WAS GONE!!! I gasped and quickly declared that my plate had disappeared! Then after a moment of pondering my dilemma, I realized that hungry ninjas must have taken it! That’s right, hungry ninjas! They come in and steal your plates when you get up! …it’s kinda scary….

I also realized I like to play staring games with people, y’know where two people stare at each other until one of them blinks, but I don’t like to tell people when I do…

Now I’m off to procrastinate and do my homework at the very last moment!!!! Whoo!!

Later.

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Friday, April 15, 2005

A Mitch Hedberg Quote:
I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.
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   Friday!
Hey everybody, what is up?! Tell me now!!! Oh...ok.

Well, it's Friday! That means tomorrow is Saturday! Which is a weekend! And i have no school on weekends! And i'm happy! < < i'm an idiot...

So, i'm gonna start my new fanfic today, although it's not really a fanfic. It's not based on any anime, it's original material. But i have no idea where it's going. I guess you could consider this the pilot, or the intro. There are 5 main characters. Three guys and two girls. Nick, Jack, Aaron, Julia, and Ashley. Nick is loosely based after myself, Jack's kind of a laid back person, very cool, Aaron's somewhat the comedic relief, Julia is the nice girl/friend, and Ashley's somewhat "punk". This thing really has nothing to do with the plot...which at this point doesn't even exist. The time is the present, and it's in a suburb. I haven't decided rather i wanted to make my own world or to just have it somewhere in America. I also plan to have a manga to go with it, although i suck at drawing mangas, so don't expect much. My drawing skills die when i go freehand, so really, don't expect much from it. So...here it is.

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Five friends casually walk down the vacant street, the sun setting behind them. It’s been a long day for the five of them, high school being the culprit. As the day’s last breathes are heard the night is born, and the friends reach their destination, Nick’s house. It’s Friday night, and the friends just want to end the school week with a good movie and the company of friends, as they do most weeks.
“So, who brought the movie this week?” said Nick.
“…It’s Aaron’s turn,” said Jack with his usual laid back tone.
“Oh Shit! I totally forgot!” Aaron declared.
“What the fuck man?! I can’t believe you!” yelled Julia.
“Hahaha, got you guys, of course I brought the damn movie!”
“…You’re such an asshole.”
“Haha, nice one, you had me going,” said Nick. “So, what movie did you decide to bring?”
“Oh c’mon, Nick, you know me better than that!” Said Aaron.
Nick sighed heavily, “You brought another lame comedy again, didn’t you?”
“Of course!”
“Eh, it’s fine by me, I kind of feel like watching a comedy anyways. It’s at least better than those lame action movies you force us into watching, Nick,” said Ashley.
“Hey! Kill Bill is not just some lame action movie! It’s THE greatest action movie ever!” Nick angrily protested.
“Haha, whatever you say….loser,” Ashley said under her breath.
“What did you say?!”
“Nothing,” she lied.
“Ok, the gloves come off now! It’s on!!” Nick said.
“Haha, sit down, I was just kidding, Kill Bill doesn’t totally suck,” she submitted.
“Thank you…” it took him a moment to realize what she had said, “wait a minute!”
The five friends all started to laugh at that, even Nick knew it was funny. Soon after that the group made some popcorn and enjoyed the movie together. Finally the night was over, and all of them went home for the night, only to wake up the next day to hang out with each other again.

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Eh, i guess that's it...

Later.
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Thursday, April 14, 2005

A Mitch Hedberg Quote:
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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   Alien Elephant
Hey everbody, what IS up? IS anything going on with you? IS there anything you wish to tell me?

I haven’t much to say, wow, that’s beginning to become my own personal cliché….

I think I’m going to start a new fan-fic and try to draw a manga along with it, although it’ll probably be pretty amateur at first…but oh well. I want totally original characters, that’ll be even harder…. It’ll probably be a good time before I actually post anything, I gotta come up with the characters and general plot first….but who knows, I often change my mind about things.

Well, I gotta go now, later!

WAIT, the Pig has given me an idea. I like her idea of commenting on previous comments. I often wish to explain some things that people don’t understand. Although I won’t do it exactly like her, I’m not going to do it for everybody all the time, just when I feel like I need to explain something.

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To All: Yes, I have a sister! Sheesh….congrats to Breakbeat for knowing. I also have 2 little brothers. My sister’s a freshman, my older younger brother is in the 8th grade, and the youngest brother is a 5th grader.

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Now, I shall leave, bye!

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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

A Mitch Hedberg Quote:
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
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   Tuesday Morning Erection
This would be another one of my famous titles that have nothing to do with the body of the post…I think it’s funny though.

So, how’s everybody a-doing?

(to Pig) GAH!! You left so abruptly you didn’t give me a chance to express my concern, I really do care! I may not seem it, but I do! It’s kinda hard to express any concern over a chat thing, but I do care, really.

Ok…it’s been about 6 hours since I wrote that top portion. I was writing it then my sister’s friends all decided to come over to do a school project, and they needed the downstairs area, so I had to leave. There is nothing to do upstairs, unless you enjoy watching two hours of Seinfeld and the company of your two younger brothers…but I managed, I was able to sneak up the Xbox and play some Splinter Cell.

So now I’m back downstairs, bored again, but at least I have something to do, namely finish writing this pointless post. Which, looky here, I’m done!

Later.

PS: Hehe, if you think about it that emoticon somewhat matches the title...

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Sunday, April 10, 2005

I have crackers in my pocket
...damn parakeets won't leave me alone!
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