Sunday, February 27, 2005

   Don't try to catch a flying elephant with a butterfly net...
It doens't work....you gotta shrink the elephant with a shrink ray first...and that's hard to do.

My weekend so far:
Played RE4
Played a lot of guitar
Fixed an Xbox Controller
Played Halo 2
Watched Tom Barry and nearly died from laughter
Registered for the ACT
Got on the computer and began writing a pointless post...

-end

Yeah, not really much considering you could do all of the stuff in a matter of 5 hours...

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*Everybody's at Hyrule castle. They're in a brightly decorated hall with a table set out to the side with an assortment of weapons layed out on it. Princess Zelda has met with Link and the rest of the crew.*

Adult Link: OK you guys, i figured i'd bring ya guys to my home base first so you can pick out some weapons before we go out to Hyrule Field...choose wisely.
Zelda: So...let me get this straight. You guys are gonna go and kill monsters...purely for entertainment and money?
Nick: Yeah!...err...princess Zelda her royal majesty...
Z: Haha, just call me Zelda.
N: Sure thing!...Zelda! ^^
Kagome: -_-
AL: Alright everybody! Enough of that, pick your weapons and lets get out there!

*I pick the bow and arrow. Faye brought a gun, Kagome picks the light arrows...(enchanted arrows), Link has his master sword, and Vash picks the bombs and boomerang.*

AL: Everybody ready?
Z: Erm...i have a question...
AL: What is it?
Z: Can i come with you guys??
AL: *recalls that she's quite the fighter when she's was Sheik* ERmm....if it's alright with everybody else.
N: Sure it is!
K: Yeah!
V: Definately. ^^
F: I have no objections...
AL: Well then it's settled. Let's go!

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I really have been playing my guitar a lot. My fingers slightly hurt from typing on my left hand. I've had fun though. I'm a lot better than i used to be. I can play stuff now that i couldn't even though i printed out the tab to do it!

Well, later guys.
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Friday, February 25, 2005

i is am playing
the guitar now! 0_0
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Explosive Ninja Stars
*thinks for a moment* You know what? My titles often have nothing to do with the text in my posts....i mean really though. What do exploding ninja stars have anything to do with my day?! I'm not a ninja! Nothing today has exploded!....i have become that odd guy on the internet...oh well. I like it. So deal!

Urgh, i apologize. I did not mean to offend you, please do not leave....seriously if you leave "he'll" hurt me. AHH!!! "He" knows!!!! RUN!!!! *loud screaming noise, the camera falls on the ground sideways and you see the backs of my legs as the scamper away. A low voice is barely audiable in the background, the camera goes off* ...


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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Don't let crap get you down.
Stay positive, things'll work out....or you'll die....^^
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   Rudolph
My nose is red! It hurts from the lack of soft tissues. Gurg! I touch the bottom of my nose and i hurt!

Other than that though, i'm feeling better. Yay for betterness!

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Nick: *cough*
Kagome: You feeling any better yet?
N: Yeah, i'm alright.
K: Good, glad to hear it.
N: Yeah...
*Vash walks into the room*
Vash: Hey guys, what's up?
N: Nothing, what's up with you?
V: Bored, again...
*Adult Link walks into the room*
V: Hey link, what's up?
AL: Nothing...just bored. Hey, you guys wanna go to my world and fight some monsters? When they die they become rupees!
K: Is it dangerous?
AL: Nah, i'll be there...
N: I'm up for it.
V: Me too.
K: I guess i'll go too...
N: What about Faye?
*Faye walks into the room*
F: What about faye?
AL: ...you wanna go fight some monsters in my world? The turn into rupees once you slay them!
F: How much is a rupee in american curency?
AL: About a dollar...
F: How much do they usually leave behind?
AL: Varies. Tougher the monster, the more rupees.
F: Why not...i was bored anyways.
N: Ok! Great! So then let's go!

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And now i must go do my math homework....later.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Stop
seriously, you're annoying me.
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Eskimo Fire
I'm cold and my nose is on fire. I'm cold because it's cold in my house, my nose is on fire because i'm sick. Hence eskimo fire...

I really haven't much to say. I need to do my physics homework, but i'm not sure if i will or not. I really need to do my math homework, but i'm not sure if i will or not. I really need to do my US history homework, but i'm not sure if i will or not....gawd i'm lazy. Oh well.

Later.
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Monday, February 21, 2005

Fire the janitor!
My room is a mess!
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   Weariness from the common cold...
Ah, i feel sick today. I'm tired too. I'm sooo bored. Help me!

I woke up this morning with a stuffy nose and it's just gotten worse since then. Now i'm just tired and sick. It's not too bad, but it's enough to make me weary.

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N: Achoo!!!
Faye: *casualy looks over at nick* ...you don't look too good. Probably shouldn't have went out the other day without a jacket.
N: Oh...sorry mother, next time i'll wear a jacket.
F: -_- Fine, be that way, i'm gonna go out and enjoy life.
N: Go for it...
F: *Walks outside into the rain without realizing it was raining. She stands there a moment in a stupor, then comes inside with a sort of "shutup" look on her face.*
N: *grinning* Was it enjoyable??
F: Grrrrr. *walks away*
N: Well, that brightened up my day. ^^ Achoo!!!

*2 hours later*

Kagome: *watching spongebob on tv, laughing at every pathetic joke. It's a sort of drunken laugh, like she doesn't really realize what she's watching* Hehe.....hehehe......haha......
N: *sits down on the couch beside kagome* You alright?
K: Hehe.....hmm? What? Oh...yeah, just kinda tired, but not sleepy.
N: Oh....that's good to know. *starts watching Spongebob.* Haha....
N and K: Hehehe.....haha...........hahaha.........hehe.......
Link: *walks in to the room and looks at the two idiots on the couch* 0_o *quickly turns around and walks out, not wanting to get involved.*
N and K: Hahaha....hehehe.....hehe......*the commercials start*
N: I never used to laugh at this show.
K: I know, it's not usually that funny....maybe it's all the cold medicine i've been taking.
N: You sick too?
K: Yeah....are you?
N: Yeah....I think maybe we took the same medicine.
K: Hahaha, that'd explain it.
N: hehehe, yeah it would.
*spongebob comes back on and Kagome and Nick enjoy their time together...they really should stop putting alcohol in cold medicine.*

End.

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The spongebob thing was inspired by true events.

Later.
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Saturday, February 19, 2005

Kill the big tobacco company!
This message brought to you by Truth...
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