Monday, February 7, 2005

Heavy Metal Music
I'm listening to "Battery" by Metallica. It's really good. I like it...

Haha...now i'm listening to "My Vagina" by NOFX...don't ask.

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(Young) Link: AHHH!!!! *listening to heavy metal music* WHHAAAA!!!! *banging his head to "This is the New Shit" by Marilyn Manson* Are you mother fuckers ready for the new shit, stand up and admit!!!
Nick: WTF Link. (I actualy said W-T-F...i'm a loser)
L: *takes off head phones* What?
N: WTF were you listening to?
L: Some Marilyn Manson song...
N: Why?!
L: It's an awesome song, you should listen to it.
N: Don't worry bud, i heard you singing.
L: Man shutup...

*2 weeks later*

L: *walks into the living room with black mascare and black lipstick on, all dressed in black. His hair is dyed black and he has spikes coming out of him.*
Kagome: 0_0
L: ...what?
K: What did you do to yourself?!?!
L: I discovered myself. I'm simply expressing myself the way i want to. My new friends told me you'd be all surprised and against my new look. I thought maybe you guys would have been different.
K: Well, how am i not going to be surprised?
L: They said you'd say that too...I'm outta here! *leaves, slams the door on his way out*
Faye: *walks in as Link leaves* Who was that?
K: It was Link, i'm worried about him, i think he's starting to hang out with the wrong crowd.
F: Eh, he's just going through phase. Don't worry about it...unless of course he comes home really late smelling strange....then you can worry.

*the next day, Link still hasn't returned*

K: Nick, i'm really starting to worry about him, he's been out all night.
N: Don't worry Kagome, it's Link after all. He saved the land of Hyrule from the evil clutches of Ganondorf, he's fought hundreds of monsters....
K: I suppose you've got a point...
Vash: *walks into the room* Hey guys, Link just called.
K: Really?! Is he all right?!
V: Oh yeah, he's fine.
K: *sigh of relief* that's good, when's he coming back?
V: It depends...
N: On what?
V: When we go bail him out...he's in jail.
K and N: 0_0
V: ...what?
N: Nevermind Vash, where is he?
V: He said he was in the Springfield area when he was arested...he also told me not to tell Kagome...not sure why though.
N: Well, it's obvious you don't really understand what jail is.
V: Yep!! ^^
N and K: *anime fall*
K: It's like prison except not as bad....it's somewhere where a person gets locked up for a long time because they did something bad.
V: ohhhhh...still don't get it.
K: Let's just go get him!
N: Good idea.

*Nick, Kagome, and Vash walk outside and into the hippy van. 25 minutes later they arrive at the police station and bail Link out.*

L: *glares at Vash* I see you told Kagome....
V: Sure did....that's why she's here! ^^
L: God, you really are clueless.
V: Huh?
L: -_-
N: So Link, why were you arrested?
L: ...
N: Spit it out.
L: Possesion...
K: You had illegal drugs?!?!
L: *looks at Kagome* No! My friends had illegal drugs...
K: I knew they were bad news.
L: Yeah...you were right.

And they all lived happily ever after...

Public Service Announcement:
N: Hi everybody, this is Nick coming to you from the lovely location of Pleasant View Tennessee...
L: And this is Link. We're here to talk to you all about the dangers of peer pressure, drugs, and most of all heavy metal music.
N: Yes, heavy metal music is evil. It has satanic roots.
L: We have started a new organization called MAHMM.
N: Otherwise known as "Mothers Against Heavy Metal Music."
L: As you saw in today's skit. My character's spiral to self desctruction started with Heavy Metal music. One thing led to another and eventually i was arrested, if it wasn't for some good friends i might have been dead, or worse decapitation!
N: That's right...wait, how would you get decapitated?
L: If the helicopter crashed and the spinning blades chopped my head off, duh!
N: What?!
L: The helicopter...you know...
N: Whatever...
L: Hey nick.
N: What now?
L: How come we started an organization for mothers? We're not mothers...
N: I don't know....i think i got the idea off of the MADD program, you know, Mothers Against Drunk Drivers.
L: But why?
N: Well, they do a lot of charity stuff, i figured the money we raised could go towards hungry children like me...
L: That's really pathetic.
N: ...We're kinda getting off topic....
L: Yeah, the guy writing this is starting to get bored and confused...i don't think he knows where he wants to take this...
N: Oh...he's a bad writer.
L: Yeah i know, i mean he's making fun of himself through the characters he controls...and one of them is even based after himself.
N: Who's that?
L: You! you idiot...
N: Oh...i guess he sees himself as an idiot...
L: Well...he is an idiot.

End.

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Two abrupt endings in one story...

Blah, whatever.

Later guys.
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Saturday, February 5, 2005

Look
before you leep
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   Metal Doormat
Hey people. My life is as boring as ever, just figured i'd let you curious ones know that. Ehmm...i'm pissed at my brother cuz he was pissed at me for no reason. Well, there had to have been a reason, but i have no fucking clue what it is...i'm pretty sure i didn't do anything...oh well.

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*Vash is dreaming*

Vash: *walking around in the house. Walks by an evil clown with metal boots.* Oh hi evil clown, how's things going?
Evil Clown: *evil grin* Things are just fine, Vash.
V: I'm glad to hear it. *continues walking and comes across a talking monkey with metal boots.* Hi mister monkey, what's up?
Monkey: *looks up. Pulls out a cigar and starts smoking it.* I have horrible diahrea. These cigars keep me sane...by the way, how's your arm feeling?
V: *looks down at arm and realizes a thousand tiny ants are crawling on it* It's fine...
M: Good, good. *walks away*
V: What a nice guy...*continues to walk outside. Steps on a metal doormat and hears the sound of metal clanking on metal. He looks down to realize he too is wearing metal boots.* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Vash wakes up. Sweat covers his face and it's 3 in the morning*

V: God, what a messed up dream...oh well. *goes back to sleep*

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That wasn't meant to make sense....*turns to the evil clown and talking monkey* "So, what did you guys think of the story?"

"I loved it, it was awesome," said the evil clown as he rode around on a unicycle.

"What about you?" Nick said to the monkey.

"Why did i have diahrea?!" The monkey said angrily.

"Hell if i know, it was Vash's dream, not mine."

"Sure..."

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Later guys.
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Wednesday, February 2, 2005

-_-
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   The Library
I'm in the school library right now. It's about 8:48am. I'm so bored. The class i'm in right now is so lame. We don't do anything. Before i came to otaku i visited vgcats.com. Nobody even noticed. The only bad thing about the computers in the school library though is that it blocks a lot of sites. Oddly though it didn't block vgcats or otaku. So...whatever. I'd write something more, but i'm just too damn paranoid that somebody would find this...so i won't.

Later
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Tuesday, February 1, 2005

Elephants with hats
are funny....
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   Damned green tunic....
Yo yo. This is nick. HI. How are you? I'm good...yep!

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Nick:*sigh* I'm soooo bored.
Adult Link: What?
N: *glances over at Link hunched over playing his gameboy advance* Hey, when did you get that?
AL: Just the other day....this game is really great.
N: What game?
AL: It's called Advance Wars 2. It's awesome.
N: Oh yeah, i heard about that game. It's a tactical war game, right?
AL: Yeh, it's awesome. But it's very difficult...
N: I wish i could get one...
AL: Why don't you?
N: -_- I'm poor. TT_TT
AL: Hahaha, you forget,you have a friend with very deep pockets.
N: I'm not a bumb, i don't wanna spend your money...it wouldn't be right.
AL: That's foolishness.
N: Still, i feel very strongly about this.
AL: Well....how about you work for me, do what i ask and i'll pay you for it.
N: ....no
AL: Why not?!
N: I dunno....how much would you pay me?
AL: It'd be fair, don't worry about it.
N: *thinks a moment, glances over at Link's gameboy, looks into his empyt wallet* Alright! I'll take the job!
AL: Great! Go get me some juice...and a straw.
N: -_-*
AL: ....
N: You're serious?!
AL: Go....NOW!
N: Whaa!!! *falls over backwards and quickly gets up* OK OK! *runs to the kitchen and comes back with the juice* here you go!
AL: ...For now on you will refer to me as master, ok?
N: ....whatever.
AL: whatever?!?!
N: 0_0 Er, i mean, yes master!
AL: That's more like it.

*a couple of days pass by and by now everybody knows about Nick's job and make fun of him for it. Faye, Link, and Nick are in the living room.*

Faye: Hey Link.
AL: Yes Faye???
F: You think maybe you could give me a foot massage?
AL: What are you crazy?! I'll just get my servent to do it for me! *rings a bell*
N: *Sitting beside link* ...Yes master? *sigh*
AL: Will you give master Faye a foot massage?
N: No...
AL: That wasn't a question servent boy! Start now!
N: >.< *starts the massage* (....if only i had a strange foot fetish....)
F: MMMM....that feels good. Here use this lotion. *hands Nick a bottle of lotion*
N: ugh...

*It's now the end of the week and time for nick to get payed.*

N: Finally! It's Friday!
AL: I suppose you wish to get payed now, right?
N: Sure do!
AL: *pulls out a calculator* Well, considering the damages done to my personal belongings....lack of enthusiasm, that'll be a dock in pay.....you forgot to refer to me as "master" 37 times.....37 times 20 is......carry the 4.....okay! Your total pay comes out to 7 green rupees!!!
N: 7? 7 green rupees?? 7?! 7?!?!?!?!..............................................................*falls on the ground crying*
AL: *throws the 7 green rupees on nick* Nick! Nick!
N: What?!?!?!!!!
AL: I'm gonna need you to do the laundry for me this afternoon, and on your way home you'll need to pick up some snacks.
N: *has finally lost it* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You go to hell!!! You go to hell and you die!!!!
AL: ....you're fired....
N: *looks up at link* I hate you.
AL: You should have just took the money when i first offered it to you, i guess you've learned your lesson.
N: What lesson?! You fuckin' ripped me off! I'm gonna kill you!
AL: Hahahaha, i was just kidding. Here, this is what i was really going to give you! *hands nick a small wallet with at least a $1000 dollars worth of rupees in it*
N: 0_0 *starts crying again*
AL: *sigh* what now?!
N: I'm...so...happy....
AL: *anime fall*

End

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And now i must find something to eat! I'm sooo hungry!!

Later.
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Sunday, January 30, 2005

I'm sleepy
zzz
~_~
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   My cat ate my apetite.
About the title....i dunno. It was the first random thing that popped into my head....shutup.

I just wanted to say yo to ma hommies....yo.

It's 12:50am right now, and i'm kinda tired. In the background i hear Ed and Ein talking to each other and then Faye interupts...that's right i'm watching Cowboy Bebop. I love that show.

I went to the movies today...i saw a 3d thing, The Aviator, and Are We There Yet?. They were all alright, but that's about it. I'd give 'em 7s out of 10.

Ekravodian Grofster... (Ear gnome for "No, i'd be self conscious.") You can thank Family Guy for that randomness...

And now i wish a happy day to all and plenty of little chedder flavored goldfishes to all who desire them! And some coke to wash it down...mmm...coke *drooling*

Later.
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Look!
Nick: I have an internet degree in mathematics!!!
Tommy: Where?
N: Right there! Can't you see it! *points at a print out of a diploma from the college of iNt3rn3t d3gr33$*
T: -_-; Oh....can you help me with my math homework then?
N: Sure! What kind of math is it?
T: Differential Calculus.
N: No problem!!!

*two hours later Tommy comes to check up on Nick's progress*

T: All you did was draw pictures in my calculus book!
N: Look, it's a dragon! RWWW!!!!

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This has nothing to do with anything...
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