Friday, December 31, 2004

   The New Year
Well, it's all at its ends now. The year's last breaths are among us. And here i am wasting it talking to you pathetic sons of bitches! Haha, jk. Really though i'm sorry...god, can't you just take a joke! By the way, Happy New Years Eve.

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**New Years**

*New Years Eve 11:30am*

Vash: I'm hungry!!!
Nick (me): You're always hungry!...Me too...
V: What are we doing for food today anyways?
N: Well usually on New Years we grill out. But seeing as i'm on my own, with you guys this year, i'm not sure.
V: New Years?
N: Ehm...yeah, the new year is coming, we celebrate it.
V: You Americans celebrate everything...i took a crap an hour ago, do you guys celebrate that?
N: Nice sarcasm, Vash. Although it was somewhat uncharacteristic of you.
V: I'M HUNGRY!!!

*in the other room Kagome hears Vash yelling*

Kagome: You're always hungry, Vash.
N: Yeah...but he's grumpy this time.
K: Well, let's go out then! ^^
N: *looks into wallet* Uhm...i'm broke, if you're paying i'll go.

*Young Link pops up out of nowhere*

Young Link: I have money! *pulls out giant's wallet*
K: Ok. So then, where are we going?
V: Mexican!
N: Chinese!
K: Burger King!
N: -_-*
V: -_-*
K: What? I like the Whopper!...fine, let's go chinese then.

*At the chinese resterant eating*

K: This is really nice of ya Link.
YL: No problem, killing monsters gets you rich fast.
V: Why don't i get rich!
N: When you kill things they don't burst into gold coins, that's why!
V: :(
N: ....just eat.

*After finishing we get our fortune cookies*

N: Now listen everybody, you have to say the phrase "in bed" after you read your fortune.
K: That's so lame, Nick.
N: Oh, just do it! I'll go first. "There are many adventures ahead...in bed"
K: *small laugh* Ok, i'll go next then, i guess. "Everybody enjoys your willingness to have fun...in bed"
N: *laughs* that's nice.
V: Me next! *You're full...in bed?" That was lame.
N: Yeah, that one didn't really work out.
K: You're next, Link.
YL: Uhm...here, you read it for me, Kagome.
K: Do you not know how to read?
YL: It's in a different language, i can only read hyrulian.
K: Oh...ok then. "You will meet many business opurtunities soon, in bed."
N: I'm sure he will!
V: Nice *high fives nick*
K: -_-**
YL: *sweat drop*

*Back at the house. 11:30pm*

N: Everybody! 30 minutes until the ball drops, come watch!

*Everybody comes out. (Kagome, Vash, Young Link, and Spike)

N: Hey Spike, where have you been all day?
Spike: I've been busy...
N: Alrighty!

*Everybody sits down on the couch together...it's a big couch*

S: Nick, explain New Years to me.
N: Well, it's pretty much everybody in the whole world celebrating the Earth revolving around the sun for another time, which takes about 365 days. In America people party and usualy get wasted...the younger crowd often watches the ball drop in New York.
S: I like the sound of getting wasted. *pulls out some wine bottles from the back of the fridge* I've been saving these, everybody drink up.
N: Well...i am finaly on my own...alright!
K: Uh...just a little
V: Fill me up!
YL: Hell yah! Alcohol!!!! Whoo!!!

*Everybody smells of Alcohol. 11:50pm*

V: Look at that one guy! He's got blue eyes! *starts to laugh foolishly*
N, K, and S: Ahahaha!!! That's so funny!
YL: *throwing up in the corner*
K: Look at that! *points at the painting on the wall beside the tv* That guy's so ugly! *Starts laughing*
V and S: Ahahaahahaha!
N: That's me!...Ahaha!!!!
N: I'm gonna go get some more booze! *gets up and stubbles over to the fridge. I then fall over a chair and pass out*

*11:59pm*

Everybody minus Nick: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!!! HaPpy NeW yEars!!

*the next morning. 8:45am*

N: *wakes up with a hangover* what happaned? I don't even remember counting down...i'm never drinking again. *a bird outside starts chirping* SHUTUP!!! damn neighbors...

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What an adventure. Later.
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Wednesday, December 29, 2004

i dunno....
yep...
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iPod!
I got a fricken iPod!!! I'm going crazy! It's so awesome! I put all of my music on it and everything. It's sooo cool. I'm listening to Freebird right now.

I let my dad know i wanted an iPod on Christmas Eve, when we were going Christmas shopping (we're always a little behind). We almost didn't make it out of our driveway. Anyways 2 days ago my dad called me upstairs and randomely told me he already ordered my iPod, i was very glad. And i just got it today. For a while i didn't know what the heck i was doing, but i eventualy got it. So...that's about it.

Later.
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Saturday, December 25, 2004

Merry Christmas!!!
Don't drink too much egg nog now...
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   Merry Christmas!!!
It's Christmas! Yayness! I wanna know what you guys got. I haven't actualy gotten anything yet, but i'm planning on getting an iPod. I might also end up getting a gameboy advance sp. Who knows.

Well, i wish ya'll a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year! Bye!



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Wednesday, December 22, 2004

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   The day after tomorrow is Christmas Eve, and the day after the day after tomorrow is Christmas!
Well, i've been pretty busy doing nothing! Yep! My life these past couple of days have been very boring, but boring is much better than stressful! It's funny though, i still have stressful dreams, like i'm in school and i'm not prepared for the big test or something. Then i wake up and realize that it's Christmas break and i instantly become happy again...Yep.

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**A Christmas Adventure**

*Everybody is in the living room, bored. We're all sitting around watching lame Christmas specials.*

Adult Link: So, let me get this straight. Santa gives people presents to celebrate Jesus's birthday? And Jesus is the Christain savior? But the little kids know more about Santa than Jesus?
Nick: Yep.
Al: Your culture is very strange. Back in Hyrule we only have holidays celebrating harvests and such.
Vash: In my time we didn't even celebrate anything...
N: Yeh....well....don't worry you guys'll love Christmas!
V: Yeh, i'm quite excited about it....i just can't stand waiting for it much longer...we need to do something to get our minds off of it, or at least i do.
Kagome: Yeah, i agree, we should go do something! Something fun!
N: Any ideas?
K: Uhhh....no.
Al: Well, whenever i got bored i'd go out to Hyrule field and fight some monsters. Nick, do you guys have monsters in your realm?
N: Uhhmm....no. But we do have criminals....
V: ....ehhmm......how about we just go out for a drive?
N: Sounds good to me. But it'll be a tight squeeze...
Picolo: Don't worry about it, i'm not going.
N: Oh...ok, i guess we're taking the hippy van then!
Chii: Hippy van?
N: You'll see, Chii.

*Everybody walks outside and sees a brightly colored van*

Al: I've never seen this thing before, is it new?
N: Nah, my parents have had this thing forever, i just recently got it fixed up some.
K: Well, i'm excited, let's go!

*Everybody get's in the suprisingly roomy hippy van. We start drving down the street. We eventually make our way towards the city. *

Cloud: What exactly are we looking for?
N: Ehm....i dunno, something to do.
K: Oh! Look a skating ring! Let's go there!
N: We didn't bring our skates...
K: We can just rent them!
V: C'mon Nick, let's go!
N: Alright *pulls into the parking lot*

*Everybody gets out and walks toward the skating ring. They get inside and rent some skates. Everybody gets onto the skating ring*

K: This is fun. ^^
N: Yeah, it was a pretty good idea.

*A skater punk comes up to Kagome*

Skater Punk: Hey, baby, how's a going.
K: Uhmm...it's alright....
SP: I bet it is. Hey why don't you come over here with me for a while and have a real good time.
K: No, that's alright.
SP: Oh c'mon *grabs her arm*
K: No! Get off of me!
Cl: Nick! Somebody's messing with Kagome!
N: What, where? *looks over and finds kagome.* Let's go, Cloud!

*We skate over there and confront the skater punk*

N: Get your hands off of her you punk!
SP: What are you going to do about it. *he pushes me*
N: *I push him back and we quickly begin fighting.*

*At that point everybody on the skating ring sees us going at it. People from the Skater punk's crew comes over and all of my friends do the same. In a matter of seconds everybody is fighting*

*In another matter of seconds all the skater punks are laying on the ground lifeless.*

N: Well....that was pretty pathetic, i thought it would have at least lasted a couple of seconds.
Al: Well....they should just be glad we restrained ourselves. *looks at the skater punk nick beat up* -_-*
N: Yeah....restraint....

*At that time the police come rolling around, they immediately arrest us boys (we were the only ones to fight). They throw us in the jail cell with 3 other strange guys.*

*Cloud, Vash, Adult Link, and myself are in the jail cell with the 3 guys*

Cl: Well...this sure does suck.
Al: Yeah, it does.
Strange Guy 1: Yeah, it does.
Cl: *looks at the strange guy* Uhmm...who are you?
SG1: Why, i'm santa! And that's my helper elf *points to SG2* and that's rudolph *points to SG3*
Al: Really? *believing it*
N: Uhm...you guys, i think we should hurry and get out of here.
V: Good idea. Hey, don't we get a phone call?

*at that time a guard comes and releases all of us.*

Guard: You made bail.

*We all gladly leave.*

Guard: Sorry, not you *pointing at Adult Link*
Al: What?!
G: They didn't have enough money for all 4 of you.
Al: 0.0
N: Don't worry we'll get you out...we just have to raise the money first.

*We all leave except for Adult Link. We come back the next morning with the money to bail him out. We bail him out but when he comes he's covered in new clothes and is slightly delirious. He thinks he's Mrs. Santa*

Al: >.<
N: Uhm....let's just go home.
Al: 0.o
Kagome: Wow, he doesn't look good.
Chii: Chii?
Al: @.@

The End
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That was very pointless....and i feel like it wasn't too funny. I guess i'm just tired today. oh well.

Later.
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Monday, December 20, 2004

Phrase of the Day:
5 shopping days left...
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   Waiting for Christmas
It's Monday people....or at least i think it is *checks date* Yeah, i'm right, it's monday. Well, i'm just sitting here bored, waiting for Christmas, but i don't even know what i want. I suppose i should hurry up and figure it out.

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**Waiting For Christmas**

*In the upstairs living room. Vash and Chi are sitting together on a couch watching A Pokemon Christmas i'm sitting in the background on a computer.*

V: Awww, pikachu gave Ash some rubber gloves for christmas!
C: Chi?
V: *looks at Chi* don't worry about it.
C: Chi...
N: Hey, why are you guys watching this anyways? Pokemon died out 4 years ago.
V: It doesn't mean you can't still enjoy it, Nick...
C: Chi!
N: OK, OK, sheesh.

*Team Rocket shows up and Pikachu kills them with his thunderbolt. Pikachu then saves Ash from the Molten Lava and insane Pokemon from eating his face.*

N: 0.0 Pokemon sure has gotten graphic...
V: Yeah, it's great.

*Everybody is saved and it starts snowing, The End*

N: Well....that was a strange ending, who knew pikachu could do something like that with a lightening rod....
V: Yeah, it was awesome!
C: What is snow??
V: Well when it gets really cold instead of rain it snows, it's a Christmas tradition.
C: Christmas tradition?
V: Yeah, Christmas is a holiday and one of it's traditions is snow, others are decorating your house, putting up christmas trees...
C: Christmas tree?
N: Oh, that's right, we forgot to put one up!
V: Oh...yeah, your right, we should put one up now!
C: Chi!
N: Uhmm....alright. *gets up and starts looking for the fake christmas tree packed away somewhere in a closet. *finds it in an old dirty box*
C: That's a Christmas tree?
N: No, what's inside it is.
C: ...
V: ...
N: *looks at their blank faces* ...OK, i'll show you. *starts assembling the christmas tree*
C: 0.0
V: 0.0
N: Now all we need to do is find some lights and ornaments.

*Picolo walks in as i say this*

P: Lights? I can take care of that. *forms balls of different colored energy on the christmas tree*
N: Wow, that's amazing, i didn't know you could do that!
V: Yeah, that was great, Picolo.
C: Chi! *jumps up and hugs Picolo*
P: Ah! Get off of me! *gets a nose bleed* and for god's sake put on some pants! *walks out of room*
N & V: Ahahaha!!!
C: Chi?
N: Well, now all we need are some ornaments.

*Cloud walks in as i say this*

Cl: Ornaments? I have some really pretty looking orbs of materia! Would those work?
N: Let me see them. *observes the materia* Well....they could use a little love. *gets out the arts and crafts* It's glitter and glue time!
C: Yay!!!
V: Yay!!!
Cl: -_-*

*N,V, and C start decorating the orbs of materia with glitter, writing little messages like "baby's first christmas" and "I'm dreaming of a white christmas". After about an hour they hang up the decorations.*

N: There it's perfect!
V: Yeah, we did a pretty good job!
C: Chi!! *starts jumping up and down in excitement*

*Kagome walks in and sees the Christmas tree*

K: Hey, what a nice christmas tree. It's realy pretty. ^^
N: Thanx Kagome! ^^
V: *looks at nick and kagome* Hey! I helped too!
C: Chi!
K: Well it looks great you three!

*Picolo and Cloud walks in the living room*

P: You know, we helped too!
Cl: Yeah!
K: *realizes she was the only one not to help out* :(
N: What's wrong Kagome?
K: I didn't get to help you guys...
N: Oh...*thinks to self* Well, Kagome, We didn't put up the star yet.
K: *looks up at Nick*
N: And i don't know who else better than you who should do it.
K: ^^

*A heart warming moment follows with Kagome putting up the star and everybody around her smiling, and it begins snowing*

V: Look everbody it's snowing!

*Everbody looks out the window and watches the snow fall*

Cl: Hey, isn't that Ash from pokemon outside surrounded by molten lava and insane pokemon about to eat his face?

*Nick, Vash, and Chi look at each other and start laughing*

Cl: Shouldn't we help him? Guys?

The End

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Later.
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Sunday, December 19, 2004

Made up phrase of the day:
Christmas Decorations. (We don't have any)
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