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• I once counted all the stars in the sky.
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• The 6th grade. (DBZ!)
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• Either Cowboy Bebop or Trigun.
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• ....let me think........oh yeah, i'm awesome at everything.(<< modesty) Is that a talent? (i'm good at drawing, playing instruments (alto sax, clarinet, bassoon, guitar), school, and i can stick my fist in my mouth...well, not really, but i wish i could,
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Friday, November 26, 2004
The day after T-Day...
*I awake to the sounds of dogs barking and gunfire*
Oh god, where am i??? *I look around to realize i'm lying in an alley miles away from my house*
Oh my god, how did i get here? What did i do last night?! *at that point i look down at my dirty, vomit covered shirt, beer bottles and turkey and stuffing surround my motionless limbs*
Every year it gets worse...i might have to skip t-day next year. *I hear a cop car coming around patroling for people like me who partied a little too hard*
Shit, i gotta get outta here! *I quickly jump up and begin running, i realize then that i'm missing a shoe*
*The cop car easily catches up to me, i stop to talk to the officer* Hey there, how's a going?
Officer: it's going good *looks at my dirtly clothes, he then stuck his head out of the window to look down at my bare foot* I think you better come with us bud. *gets out of cop car and begins trying to put on the handcuffs*
*i quickly grab his gun from his holster and aims it at his face, i instruct him to take off his shoes and get out of the cop car*
Officer: okay, okay, stay cool, don't do anything stupid now, son. *follows instructions*
Ok, now give me your radio...
Officer: You won't get away with this *hands him the radio*
Sure i won't mister *enters cop car and drives off*
*After driving for about 10 mins a siren goes off and i realize i'm being chased by a squad of about 4 cop cars* damn...these guys must not have much else to do to put 4 on me....
*Long cop car chase with me sticking my head out the window and firing at the cars while steering with my feet. I eventually find a shotgun in the passanger seat and unleash hell on the 4 squad cars. After nearly 15 mins of inteanse action i get away with a flat tire, all of my windows busted, and a flesh wound in my left arm (friendly fire, i don't usually handle fire arms, hehe....)*
Ah, at last, i lost them. *drives home, parks a couple of blocks away from my house and walks home. I enter my house and i'm greated by my little brother*
Brother: *looks at the blood coming out from my arm* hmm...well it wasn't as bad as last year....
Yeh.....
Fin
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