Sunday, December 19, 2004

SuNdAY
Yesterday i spent my day at the movies. I saw Lemony Snicket's, Flight of the Phoenix, and Christmas With the Kranks. They were all really good. Unfortunately i've been sick since about thursday, which really bites! If i'd been sick during school then i wouldn't mind because i could get out of school, but it just sucks when you have a cold during christmas break...oh well. Actually that happened to me last year too, strange.

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**iPod**

*At CompUSA with Young Link and Kagome*

YL: *holding an iPod* So...this is an iPod....i don't get it, what use is this?
N: Well...it plays music. And it does it better than about any other music player out there.
YL: oh....so it's not a weapon?
N: ...No....well, i guess you could still throw it hard at somebody...
YL: ^.^ *mishievous grin slowly forms on his childish face, he looks over at a customer playing on a laptop* Nick, watch this.
N: I don't think you should...
YL: *Throws it at the guy as hard as he can. As the iPod flies through the air the cord that keeps people from stealing the iPod snaps and the alarm goes off as the iPod smashes against the back of the man's head*
K: *looks up from playing on a camera phone* 0.0 This is the last time i go anywhere with these two!
N: Oh shit!
*Young Link and I look at each other and both yell* RUN!!!!
*Two employees come running out of a door and quickly begin chasing us*
Employee 1: Stop!!!
*As we are running we try knocking over as much as possible to slow them down, in the process we cause thousands of dollars in damage*
Employee 2: *trips over an expensive computer and sprains his ankle*
YL: *looks back* Yes! We got one of them!
N: 0.0 *thinks to self (God, this kid is crazy! I guess without a whole bunch of little monsters running around for him to kill he goes crazy)*
YL: Wha!!!!!!!!!!! This is FUN!!!
K: *casually walks out of the store, gets in the car, and drives off*
N: *jumps onto an escalator with YL right behind him. Instead of running up it we casually wait like in the some lame comedy*
Employee 1: *jumps onto the escalator behind them but runs up to them and grabs both of us*
YL: Nick....what the hell were you thinking?!!
N: I was tired! These legs aren't meant for being chased!
YL: *sweat drop*

*In a backroom somewhere in the store. The room is entirely white except for a one sided window facing infront of us. There is a table in the middle with two chairs on each side. YL and i are sitting on the two chairs oposite the window*

Manager: Ok kids, here's the deal, you guys pay for all the damages and we won't press charges.
N: Well...how much damage did we cause?
M: Roughly $47,000 dollars worth...
N: 0.0 How am i going to pay for that!!! *looks at young link* Do you have any money???
YL: Well....I do have a giant wallet full of gold rupees. *takes out wallet and spills the gold coins onto the table*
M: $.$ Holy Shit!!!
*10 minutes later YL and I walk out of the store, YL is crying.*
N: So...how much do you have left?
YL: 3 gold rupees...whaaa!!!!
N: *idea forms in his head* i know what'll chear you up!
YL: *wipes away a tear* what?!
N: Shopping!!!!

*a scene follows with YL and me going to the mall gaily buying things. It's kinda like a whole bunch of rich blonde chicks going to the mall buying stuff, getting manacures, you know the usual stuff*

*We walk out of the store with smoothies in our hands, and two hot guys behind us carying our boxes.*

YL: That was soooo TOTALLY fun!!
N: Oh you know it girl friend!
*They soon both realize they don't have a car to get home in...the two men quickly leave us after realizing we spent the last of our money on smoothies and we end up taking a bus home filled with hobos giving us funny looks.*

The End....or is it?

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Later.
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