Wednesday, December 22, 2004

   The day after tomorrow is Christmas Eve, and the day after the day after tomorrow is Christmas!
Well, i've been pretty busy doing nothing! Yep! My life these past couple of days have been very boring, but boring is much better than stressful! It's funny though, i still have stressful dreams, like i'm in school and i'm not prepared for the big test or something. Then i wake up and realize that it's Christmas break and i instantly become happy again...Yep.

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**A Christmas Adventure**

*Everybody is in the living room, bored. We're all sitting around watching lame Christmas specials.*

Adult Link: So, let me get this straight. Santa gives people presents to celebrate Jesus's birthday? And Jesus is the Christain savior? But the little kids know more about Santa than Jesus?
Nick: Yep.
Al: Your culture is very strange. Back in Hyrule we only have holidays celebrating harvests and such.
Vash: In my time we didn't even celebrate anything...
N: Yeh....well....don't worry you guys'll love Christmas!
V: Yeh, i'm quite excited about it....i just can't stand waiting for it much longer...we need to do something to get our minds off of it, or at least i do.
Kagome: Yeah, i agree, we should go do something! Something fun!
N: Any ideas?
K: Uhhh....no.
Al: Well, whenever i got bored i'd go out to Hyrule field and fight some monsters. Nick, do you guys have monsters in your realm?
N: Uhhmm....no. But we do have criminals....
V: ....ehhmm......how about we just go out for a drive?
N: Sounds good to me. But it'll be a tight squeeze...
Picolo: Don't worry about it, i'm not going.
N: Oh...ok, i guess we're taking the hippy van then!
Chii: Hippy van?
N: You'll see, Chii.

*Everybody walks outside and sees a brightly colored van*

Al: I've never seen this thing before, is it new?
N: Nah, my parents have had this thing forever, i just recently got it fixed up some.
K: Well, i'm excited, let's go!

*Everybody get's in the suprisingly roomy hippy van. We start drving down the street. We eventually make our way towards the city. *

Cloud: What exactly are we looking for?
N: Ehm....i dunno, something to do.
K: Oh! Look a skating ring! Let's go there!
N: We didn't bring our skates...
K: We can just rent them!
V: C'mon Nick, let's go!
N: Alright *pulls into the parking lot*

*Everybody gets out and walks toward the skating ring. They get inside and rent some skates. Everybody gets onto the skating ring*

K: This is fun. ^^
N: Yeah, it was a pretty good idea.

*A skater punk comes up to Kagome*

Skater Punk: Hey, baby, how's a going.
K: Uhmm...it's alright....
SP: I bet it is. Hey why don't you come over here with me for a while and have a real good time.
K: No, that's alright.
SP: Oh c'mon *grabs her arm*
K: No! Get off of me!
Cl: Nick! Somebody's messing with Kagome!
N: What, where? *looks over and finds kagome.* Let's go, Cloud!

*We skate over there and confront the skater punk*

N: Get your hands off of her you punk!
SP: What are you going to do about it. *he pushes me*
N: *I push him back and we quickly begin fighting.*

*At that point everybody on the skating ring sees us going at it. People from the Skater punk's crew comes over and all of my friends do the same. In a matter of seconds everybody is fighting*

*In another matter of seconds all the skater punks are laying on the ground lifeless.*

N: Well....that was pretty pathetic, i thought it would have at least lasted a couple of seconds.
Al: Well....they should just be glad we restrained ourselves. *looks at the skater punk nick beat up* -_-*
N: Yeah....restraint....

*At that time the police come rolling around, they immediately arrest us boys (we were the only ones to fight). They throw us in the jail cell with 3 other strange guys.*

*Cloud, Vash, Adult Link, and myself are in the jail cell with the 3 guys*

Cl: Well...this sure does suck.
Al: Yeah, it does.
Strange Guy 1: Yeah, it does.
Cl: *looks at the strange guy* Uhmm...who are you?
SG1: Why, i'm santa! And that's my helper elf *points to SG2* and that's rudolph *points to SG3*
Al: Really? *believing it*
N: Uhm...you guys, i think we should hurry and get out of here.
V: Good idea. Hey, don't we get a phone call?

*at that time a guard comes and releases all of us.*

Guard: You made bail.

*We all gladly leave.*

Guard: Sorry, not you *pointing at Adult Link*
Al: What?!
G: They didn't have enough money for all 4 of you.
Al: 0.0
N: Don't worry we'll get you out...we just have to raise the money first.

*We all leave except for Adult Link. We come back the next morning with the money to bail him out. We bail him out but when he comes he's covered in new clothes and is slightly delirious. He thinks he's Mrs. Santa*

Al: >.<
N: Uhm....let's just go home.
Al: 0.o
Kagome: Wow, he doesn't look good.
Chii: Chii?
Al: @.@

The End
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That was very pointless....and i feel like it wasn't too funny. I guess i'm just tired today. oh well.

Later.
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