Friday, December 31, 2004

   The New Year
Well, it's all at its ends now. The year's last breaths are among us. And here i am wasting it talking to you pathetic sons of bitches! Haha, jk. Really though i'm sorry...god, can't you just take a joke! By the way, Happy New Years Eve.

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**New Years**

*New Years Eve 11:30am*

Vash: I'm hungry!!!
Nick (me): You're always hungry!...Me too...
V: What are we doing for food today anyways?
N: Well usually on New Years we grill out. But seeing as i'm on my own, with you guys this year, i'm not sure.
V: New Years?
N: Ehm...yeah, the new year is coming, we celebrate it.
V: You Americans celebrate everything...i took a crap an hour ago, do you guys celebrate that?
N: Nice sarcasm, Vash. Although it was somewhat uncharacteristic of you.
V: I'M HUNGRY!!!

*in the other room Kagome hears Vash yelling*

Kagome: You're always hungry, Vash.
N: Yeah...but he's grumpy this time.
K: Well, let's go out then! ^^
N: *looks into wallet* Uhm...i'm broke, if you're paying i'll go.

*Young Link pops up out of nowhere*

Young Link: I have money! *pulls out giant's wallet*
K: Ok. So then, where are we going?
V: Mexican!
N: Chinese!
K: Burger King!
N: -_-*
V: -_-*
K: What? I like the Whopper!...fine, let's go chinese then.

*At the chinese resterant eating*

K: This is really nice of ya Link.
YL: No problem, killing monsters gets you rich fast.
V: Why don't i get rich!
N: When you kill things they don't burst into gold coins, that's why!
V: :(
N: ....just eat.

*After finishing we get our fortune cookies*

N: Now listen everybody, you have to say the phrase "in bed" after you read your fortune.
K: That's so lame, Nick.
N: Oh, just do it! I'll go first. "There are many adventures ahead...in bed"
K: *small laugh* Ok, i'll go next then, i guess. "Everybody enjoys your willingness to have fun...in bed"
N: *laughs* that's nice.
V: Me next! *You're full...in bed?" That was lame.
N: Yeah, that one didn't really work out.
K: You're next, Link.
YL: Uhm...here, you read it for me, Kagome.
K: Do you not know how to read?
YL: It's in a different language, i can only read hyrulian.
K: Oh...ok then. "You will meet many business opurtunities soon, in bed."
N: I'm sure he will!
V: Nice *high fives nick*
K: -_-**
YL: *sweat drop*

*Back at the house. 11:30pm*

N: Everybody! 30 minutes until the ball drops, come watch!

*Everybody comes out. (Kagome, Vash, Young Link, and Spike)

N: Hey Spike, where have you been all day?
Spike: I've been busy...
N: Alrighty!

*Everybody sits down on the couch together...it's a big couch*

S: Nick, explain New Years to me.
N: Well, it's pretty much everybody in the whole world celebrating the Earth revolving around the sun for another time, which takes about 365 days. In America people party and usualy get wasted...the younger crowd often watches the ball drop in New York.
S: I like the sound of getting wasted. *pulls out some wine bottles from the back of the fridge* I've been saving these, everybody drink up.
N: Well...i am finaly on my own...alright!
K: Uh...just a little
V: Fill me up!
YL: Hell yah! Alcohol!!!! Whoo!!!

*Everybody smells of Alcohol. 11:50pm*

V: Look at that one guy! He's got blue eyes! *starts to laugh foolishly*
N, K, and S: Ahahaha!!! That's so funny!
YL: *throwing up in the corner*
K: Look at that! *points at the painting on the wall beside the tv* That guy's so ugly! *Starts laughing*
V and S: Ahahaahahaha!
N: That's me!...Ahaha!!!!
N: I'm gonna go get some more booze! *gets up and stubbles over to the fridge. I then fall over a chair and pass out*

*11:59pm*

Everybody minus Nick: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!!! HaPpy NeW yEars!!

*the next morning. 8:45am*

N: *wakes up with a hangover* what happaned? I don't even remember counting down...i'm never drinking again. *a bird outside starts chirping* SHUTUP!!! damn neighbors...

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What an adventure. Later.
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