Sunday, January 2, 2005

   < It's an egg!!!
I figured i'd post now, since i don't have anything else to do. Cowboy Bebop is on, and i've see all of them...

Well, yesterday i was outside helping my dad out with some things and my friend just shows up out of nowhere and asks if i wanna hang out with him and some other guys for new years. So i did. It was fun.

Today my dad grilled out and made some good food. Yum. And now i'm just spending my time doing pointless things...

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**Pointless Story**

*Spike and I are outside talking. Spike's smoking a cigerette. It's fairly early, and we are the only ones awake. 10:30am (yes, that's early at my house)*

S: So anyways, that's what actualy happaned at the end of the "Cowboy Bebop" series.
N: Wow, that's really incredible. Who would have thought it...
S: Yeah, so Nick, tell me...do you have a thing about Kagome?
N: ...is it that obvious?
S: Yeah, it really is.
N: *drops head in shame*
S: Don't worry about it, i know girls, they don't mind...some even like it. They all love the attention.
N: You think i have a chance?
S: No
N: *falls down. Is laying on the ground* Thanks for that Spike. You're a true friend.
S: *stands there smoking*
N: *gets up* Well...i'm hungry, i'm gonna go catch the breakfast at McDonalds. You wanna come with?
S: No, i don't eat that trash.
N: Oh...how about Burger King?
S: -_-*

*I walk into my room to put on some pants. Haha, jk. I put on a robe instead.* *At McDonalds*

N: Yeah i'll have the Egg n' Sausage McMuffin...haha, "Mc"Muffin. I love how you guys put the "Mc" in front of that stuff. It's great marketing. Instead of just being a muffin it becomes a McMuffin, mind-blowing. Whoever comes up with that stuff must be makin' millions and you know what else?...

*the cashier stares blankly at me while i go on like an idiot. The food gets there in time to save myself from trying to explain my stupidity...I sit down at a small table in the inside playroom. There are two little boys running around inside the playset.*

Little Boy 1: *runs up to me at my table* Hey mister! Why are you wearing a robe?! Are you poor mister? Hey, how come you have ketchup on your face, and you're not eating any french fries? Hey mister! You're smelly, mister!
N: RWWW!!!
LB1: Ahhh!!!!!!! *runs away to his mother*

*Explicit fight scene ensues with me and the kid's mother...somewhere in the mix some ninjas come in. I finally get chased from the McDonalds into the parking lot, somehow the mother got a hold of my robe and managed to pull it off, so i'm naked. And a cop on his break happens to see me. I then get arrested for indecent exposure. I get my one phone call.*

N: *thinks to self (who am i going to call? My friends wouldn't bail me out, they're too poor, and what is this like the third time this month? I can't call my parents...well because i can't. Then who do i call???). I dial a number* Yes hello...is this the Dragon Buffet? Yes, i'll take a #7 and a....does the #3 come with noodles? Oh well...one of those then too.
Officer: 0.0 You're kidding, right?
N: Can you pick up the tab? I'll pay you back, i promise...

End

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That darn Nick

Later.

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