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Monday, January 3, 2005


   Sorry, i have to go....i think i left my microwave on...
I come to you today with a short story i submitted to one of my friends, she'll probably read this as well.

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Wow, I spent three whole minutes reading your message and your "instant message rampage"...

I feel I should leave a life story for you to read about now:

So there I was, a naive little boy, only at the age of 12. I was at my aunt's house for some random reason I can't seem to recollect. I found myself outside, in the forest at the rear of their house, by myself. Alone I was, somewhat lost, but with a general sense of direction I could rely on to travel back to the unfamiliar neighborhood. I didn’t know why I had decided to venture unaccompanied. At the point that I realized I had no reason for being there I quickly found one, and it was a spiritual one. I then simply sat on the cold earth and began meditating on my life thus far. It was entirely pointless, filled with mindless obsessions over material possessions. It got to the point that it sickened me. I decided to change my style of life, to live for others. I had closed my eyes – I thought it always necessary to close my eyes when thinking – then suddenly opened them. I glanced over to my left, then quickly to my right. I had found something amazing, something that would entirely change everything. I had found a 20 dollar bill. I jumped up, and ran away from the forest and unfortunately my profound realizations too. I had found 20 dollars, I could buy my pathetic object and be happy for another day, it was all that mattered.

You wasted my time, now I waste yours, I hope you enjoyed it! ^^ Also, I should let you know, I made the whole thing up. I suppose I was bored too... ~_^

Later.

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Yeah, that was another entirely pointless story, brought to you by Vash331.

Oh, do you like my title? It's the excuse i use when i find myself in an annoying conversation with someone i don't care about.

Oh and don't worry, you're not any dumber for reading all the way through my post...just a little less smart.

Later.

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