Tuesday, February 1, 2005

   Damned green tunic....
Yo yo. This is nick. HI. How are you? I'm good...yep!

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Nick:*sigh* I'm soooo bored.
Adult Link: What?
N: *glances over at Link hunched over playing his gameboy advance* Hey, when did you get that?
AL: Just the other day....this game is really great.
N: What game?
AL: It's called Advance Wars 2. It's awesome.
N: Oh yeah, i heard about that game. It's a tactical war game, right?
AL: Yeh, it's awesome. But it's very difficult...
N: I wish i could get one...
AL: Why don't you?
N: -_- I'm poor. TT_TT
AL: Hahaha, you forget,you have a friend with very deep pockets.
N: I'm not a bumb, i don't wanna spend your money...it wouldn't be right.
AL: That's foolishness.
N: Still, i feel very strongly about this.
AL: Well....how about you work for me, do what i ask and i'll pay you for it.
N: ....no
AL: Why not?!
N: I dunno....how much would you pay me?
AL: It'd be fair, don't worry about it.
N: *thinks a moment, glances over at Link's gameboy, looks into his empyt wallet* Alright! I'll take the job!
AL: Great! Go get me some juice...and a straw.
N: -_-*
AL: ....
N: You're serious?!
AL: Go....NOW!
N: Whaa!!! *falls over backwards and quickly gets up* OK OK! *runs to the kitchen and comes back with the juice* here you go!
AL: ...For now on you will refer to me as master, ok?
N: ....whatever.
AL: whatever?!?!
N: 0_0 Er, i mean, yes master!
AL: That's more like it.

*a couple of days pass by and by now everybody knows about Nick's job and make fun of him for it. Faye, Link, and Nick are in the living room.*

Faye: Hey Link.
AL: Yes Faye???
F: You think maybe you could give me a foot massage?
AL: What are you crazy?! I'll just get my servent to do it for me! *rings a bell*
N: *Sitting beside link* ...Yes master? *sigh*
AL: Will you give master Faye a foot massage?
N: No...
AL: That wasn't a question servent boy! Start now!
N: >.< *starts the massage* (....if only i had a strange foot fetish....)
F: MMMM....that feels good. Here use this lotion. *hands Nick a bottle of lotion*
N: ugh...

*It's now the end of the week and time for nick to get payed.*

N: Finally! It's Friday!
AL: I suppose you wish to get payed now, right?
N: Sure do!
AL: *pulls out a calculator* Well, considering the damages done to my personal belongings....lack of enthusiasm, that'll be a dock in pay.....you forgot to refer to me as "master" 37 times.....37 times 20 is......carry the 4.....okay! Your total pay comes out to 7 green rupees!!!
N: 7? 7 green rupees?? 7?! 7?!?!?!?!..............................................................*falls on the ground crying*
AL: *throws the 7 green rupees on nick* Nick! Nick!
N: What?!?!?!!!!
AL: I'm gonna need you to do the laundry for me this afternoon, and on your way home you'll need to pick up some snacks.
N: *has finally lost it* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You go to hell!!! You go to hell and you die!!!!
AL: ....you're fired....
N: *looks up at link* I hate you.
AL: You should have just took the money when i first offered it to you, i guess you've learned your lesson.
N: What lesson?! You fuckin' ripped me off! I'm gonna kill you!
AL: Hahahaha, i was just kidding. Here, this is what i was really going to give you! *hands nick a small wallet with at least a $1000 dollars worth of rupees in it*
N: 0_0 *starts crying again*
AL: *sigh* what now?!
N: I'm...so...happy....
AL: *anime fall*

End

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And now i must find something to eat! I'm sooo hungry!!

Later.
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