Monday, February 7, 2005

Heavy Metal Music
I'm listening to "Battery" by Metallica. It's really good. I like it...

Haha...now i'm listening to "My Vagina" by NOFX...don't ask.

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(Young) Link: AHHH!!!! *listening to heavy metal music* WHHAAAA!!!! *banging his head to "This is the New Shit" by Marilyn Manson* Are you mother fuckers ready for the new shit, stand up and admit!!!
Nick: WTF Link. (I actualy said W-T-F...i'm a loser)
L: *takes off head phones* What?
N: WTF were you listening to?
L: Some Marilyn Manson song...
N: Why?!
L: It's an awesome song, you should listen to it.
N: Don't worry bud, i heard you singing.
L: Man shutup...

*2 weeks later*

L: *walks into the living room with black mascare and black lipstick on, all dressed in black. His hair is dyed black and he has spikes coming out of him.*
Kagome: 0_0
L: ...what?
K: What did you do to yourself?!?!
L: I discovered myself. I'm simply expressing myself the way i want to. My new friends told me you'd be all surprised and against my new look. I thought maybe you guys would have been different.
K: Well, how am i not going to be surprised?
L: They said you'd say that too...I'm outta here! *leaves, slams the door on his way out*
Faye: *walks in as Link leaves* Who was that?
K: It was Link, i'm worried about him, i think he's starting to hang out with the wrong crowd.
F: Eh, he's just going through phase. Don't worry about it...unless of course he comes home really late smelling strange....then you can worry.

*the next day, Link still hasn't returned*

K: Nick, i'm really starting to worry about him, he's been out all night.
N: Don't worry Kagome, it's Link after all. He saved the land of Hyrule from the evil clutches of Ganondorf, he's fought hundreds of monsters....
K: I suppose you've got a point...
Vash: *walks into the room* Hey guys, Link just called.
K: Really?! Is he all right?!
V: Oh yeah, he's fine.
K: *sigh of relief* that's good, when's he coming back?
V: It depends...
N: On what?
V: When we go bail him out...he's in jail.
K and N: 0_0
V: ...what?
N: Nevermind Vash, where is he?
V: He said he was in the Springfield area when he was arested...he also told me not to tell Kagome...not sure why though.
N: Well, it's obvious you don't really understand what jail is.
V: Yep!! ^^
N and K: *anime fall*
K: It's like prison except not as bad....it's somewhere where a person gets locked up for a long time because they did something bad.
V: ohhhhh...still don't get it.
K: Let's just go get him!
N: Good idea.

*Nick, Kagome, and Vash walk outside and into the hippy van. 25 minutes later they arrive at the police station and bail Link out.*

L: *glares at Vash* I see you told Kagome....
V: Sure did....that's why she's here! ^^
L: God, you really are clueless.
V: Huh?
L: -_-
N: So Link, why were you arrested?
L: ...
N: Spit it out.
L: Possesion...
K: You had illegal drugs?!?!
L: *looks at Kagome* No! My friends had illegal drugs...
K: I knew they were bad news.
L: Yeah...you were right.

And they all lived happily ever after...

Public Service Announcement:
N: Hi everybody, this is Nick coming to you from the lovely location of Pleasant View Tennessee...
L: And this is Link. We're here to talk to you all about the dangers of peer pressure, drugs, and most of all heavy metal music.
N: Yes, heavy metal music is evil. It has satanic roots.
L: We have started a new organization called MAHMM.
N: Otherwise known as "Mothers Against Heavy Metal Music."
L: As you saw in today's skit. My character's spiral to self desctruction started with Heavy Metal music. One thing led to another and eventually i was arrested, if it wasn't for some good friends i might have been dead, or worse decapitation!
N: That's right...wait, how would you get decapitated?
L: If the helicopter crashed and the spinning blades chopped my head off, duh!
N: What?!
L: The helicopter...you know...
N: Whatever...
L: Hey nick.
N: What now?
L: How come we started an organization for mothers? We're not mothers...
N: I don't know....i think i got the idea off of the MADD program, you know, Mothers Against Drunk Drivers.
L: But why?
N: Well, they do a lot of charity stuff, i figured the money we raised could go towards hungry children like me...
L: That's really pathetic.
N: ...We're kinda getting off topic....
L: Yeah, the guy writing this is starting to get bored and confused...i don't think he knows where he wants to take this...
N: Oh...he's a bad writer.
L: Yeah i know, i mean he's making fun of himself through the characters he controls...and one of them is even based after himself.
N: Who's that?
L: You! you idiot...
N: Oh...i guess he sees himself as an idiot...
L: Well...he is an idiot.

End.

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Two abrupt endings in one story...

Blah, whatever.

Later guys.
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