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• The 6th grade. (DBZ!)
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• Either Cowboy Bebop or Trigun.
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Saturday, May 6, 2006

Penguin
I've lived in a fort entirely made of glued together raccoons for the past 2 days now. The smell is starting to get to me and the glue is beginnig to melt due to unusual foliage. Also it might be due to the glue melting gun i have built and aimed directly at my fort. Alas, i do not know what to do. Maybe i should build an anti-glue melting ray and point it at my glue melting ray. ....I shall get on that as soon as possible.

Condensation is my worst enemy, it makes me walk funny when it gets inbetween my thighs. Also i hate wet cups.

Soft and gentle brand toilet paper is my toilet paper of choice. It's so fine and silky i feel like i'm wip-....nevermind.

Sharp glass is good for cutting bread.

My pet penguin just hit heat. I'll never look at her the same again.

If you ever take the AP calculus test then do not worry. The calculus penguin will save you.

Other than that life's dandy. Later.
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