Thursday, August 4, 2005

   Chaotic ways to make life fun

This was posted by someone at www.animegalleries.net.Some of them are kinda funny.To me...

At Wal-Mart....

1. Bring some tomato juice with you and make a trail leading from the women's restrooms.

2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

3. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. Walk up to an employee and say a 'Code 3 at Housewares' wait and see what happens.

5. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are.

6. Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

7. In the Auto department practice your 'Madonna Look' using different size funnels.

8. When an announcement come over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and yell, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!!"

9. Find your way to the microphone for the loud speaker then say, 'Emergency Meeting at the frozen food section!!'....casually walk by and see how many people show up.

At the Mall...

1. Go into a fitting room and stay for a while then yell very loudly,"HEY! There's no toilet paper in here!!"

2. Hide in a clothing rack and when people start browsing yell, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

3. When an employee asks if you need help, start crying and say, "Why can't these people just leave me alone?"

4. In the elevator, before exiting push all the buttons from the bottom up.

5. When you see someone modelling swim wear, hide near-by and hum the 'Jaws theme'.

6. In the elevator, start faking a panic attack, when someone asks what's wrong...tell them your pet rat escaped from your pocket again.

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005

   Another Quiz...I got bored....

Edward Elric


Which Fullmetal Alchemist Character are you?
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Thursday, July 21, 2005

   Uhhh...hi

Ok.I'm going somewhere and won't be back for a few days.So I won't be posting anything.Then again I only post stuff when I remember to.

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Saturday, July 16, 2005

   So Bored...

Well I have nothing to do.And to give myself something to do,I'm eating Nerds(the candy).But I'll be going to my dad's place in like...15 minutes.So I might have something to do...ok bye.

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Thursday, July 14, 2005

   Funny Instructions

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Another Quiz...

Duo Maxwell


Which Gundam Wing character are you?
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Friday, July 8, 2005

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	You Are? by Osaku
	This is about you and me..err I mean you...
	Name	Veda
	Nickname(s)	No nicknames
	Age	12
	Hair Color	Black
	Natural Hair Color (if different)	Black
	Eye Color	Dark brown
	Height	Umm...no idea...
	Righty/Lefty	Right
	Outie/Innie	Innie
	Birthplace	New York
	Sign	Picces(That's how you spell it right?)
	Glasses/Contacts/"I Can See"	Sadly,glasses
	Birthmarks	There's this mark on my back.
	Song that Describes Your life	...
	Relationships (aww)...
	Are You In Love	No
	Who Are Your Best Friends	Vagary
	Do you Intend/Want to Get Married	Never thought about it.
	If So, Where	Don't know.
	Do You Want a Family (kids!!!)	F*** no!I hate kids!
	If So, How Many	NONE.
	If So, Boy/Girl/Doesn't Matter	I told you I hate kids.
	Aspirations (You go-getter you)...
	What You Wanted to Be When You Were a Kid	I forgot.
	What Do You Want to Be Now	No idea.
	Where Do You Want to Live	In a house.
	Where Do You Want to Visit	Don't know.
	Where Have You Been That You'd Rather Be Right Now	At my dad's house.
	What Would You Change About Yourself, Given the Opportunity	Uh...
	Favorites...
	Place (Near or Far, it doesn't matter)	My cousin's house.
	Vacation Spot	Anyplace good.
	Shopping Location	Shopping?
	Music Genre	Don't realy have a favorite.
	Band	No favorite.
	Color	Blue and Black.
	Flower	I don't like flowers.
	Smell	Any kind of food.
	Shampoo	I use any shampoo.
	Ice Cream	CHOCOLATE!
	Website	...um...I don't have a favorite.
	Car	hm...
	Movie	I don't realy watch alot of movies.
	Actor	No favorite.
	Actress	No favorite.
	Holiday	My birthday.
	Soda	Sprite.
	Book	I don't read...
	Game (Board/Computer/Word/Drinking..It's all good)	Mortal Kombat.
	Either/Or...
	Responsibility/Simplicity/Both(?)	Neither
	Pop/Rock/Rap	All
	Work/Play	Eat
	Car/Train/Plane	Car
	Cat/Dog	Neither
	Coke/Pepsi	There's a difference?
	Color/B&W (photos)	I don't like taking pictures.
	Tomato/Chicken Noodle	Chicken Noodle
	Noon/Midnight	Midnight
	Hot/Cold	Cold
	Dawn/Dusk	Dusk
	Books/Movies	Depends
	Did You or Do You...
	Have and Siblings	1 sister.
	Cry Easily	NO.
	Think You are Smart	Kinda smart.
	Act Your Age	Sometimes.
	Have Any Tattoos	No.
	Have Any Piercings	2
	Have Any Pets	No.
	Get Jealous	No.
	Ever Like Boy Bands	No.
	Believe in God/Allah/Jesus/etc.	No.
	Take Criticism Well	Yea.
	Have You Ever...
	Gotten Drunk Before	No but I do drink.
	Smoked (cigarettes)	Never.
	Done Drugs (Any)	Never.
	Kissed a Member of the Opposite Sex	No.
	Kissed a Member of the Same Sex	Hell no!
	Been on an Airplane	Yea.A few times.
	Been on First Class on an Airplane	I wish...
	Skinny Dipped	no!no!no!
	Had Sex	F*** no!
	Take this Survgen survey!

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   11:45 a.m.

Damn sun woke me up.It's to early...Hey Vagary,I know your awake.So If you read this,PM me.

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   2:10 a.m.

I'm still not tired.But I think I should go to my room(I'm not gonna sleep).'Cause if my mom gets up and I'm still awake,she's gonna get real pissed.

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