Thursday, May 26, 2005

hey im feeling lazy but....I BROKE 200 GB SIGNINGS!! YEA!! *punches air*
booya!!!! neway yea im gona make my self a banner cuz no one made me a banner when i got 100 gb signings or 1000 hits so im going to make my self a 200 gb signings banner so i can feel special!


ill make a real update 2morrow i just dont feel like typing nething out right now so im gonna post the chris post that i was gonna post awhile ago but lost internet connection

*Note this is outdated it happened like a week or so ago


DAY FOUR: CODE RED CHRIS ALERT!! LOCK DOWN!! I REPEAT LOCK DOWN!!!
ok well its official i have just about reached maximum tolerance of chris.....so lets start with the other days social studies class now me i was sooooo friggin tired i just about passed out and of course seeing this chris decides this is the perfect time to try and get me to date him....lucky me....first was the hand massage

Set the scene: me and rini and zelda and george have been doodling on eachother's hands for quite a while now chris approaches.....a group groan occurs.....

chris: can i give u a hand massage
me: no
chris: please
me: no
chris: please
me: no
*lather rinse repeat several times*
chris: please
me: *trying to sleep* if it will shut u up
zelda: fine i'll be strong for u no chris!
chris: she said yes
*they proceed to fight over my hand while i try and sleep...chris wins...shit...*
*later*
chris: u look like u could use a neck massage...*goes to my back*
me: *eyes still closed* touch my shoulders and u die....
chris:...*no response*...



Next was the computer lab


setting the scene: me+ambi talking laughing have a generally good time....chris approaches....a group groan occurs...he proceeds to randomly talk while grabbing my hand and massaging it again me thinking -_-" this is getting old fast....

i find a reason to pull my hand away
chris= undaunted
me thinking= shit he's undaunted....*slowly moves away*
*later*
sitting by ambi...chris approaches again...a group groan occurs
chris sitting next to me me*glares at him out of the corner of my eye* *5 minutes later* i notice chris's hand on my arm ever so slightly and i try to ignore it *5 minutes later* me thinking his damn hand is still there chris's hand starts moving ever so slightly up and down my arm
me: -_-+ *in a warning tone* chris....
chris: *removes hand*

ambi and i using our amazing cunning avoid walking home with him by cutting through the gym and doubling back


today in infocenter
chris: i need to talk to u seriously
me:.....*Trying to seem unworried*
chris: we've been enemies for a long time...
me: *sees arsh* ARSH!!!! come sit talk! *gives her a look like dont u dare leave me*
arsh: chris are u bothering her again......
*arsh ends up walking away after a couple minutes me: pleading look at her back that she didnt see*

chris: so neway we've been enemies for a long time....maybe we could....step it up...*suggestive look*
me: no
chris: ok bye *Walks away*
me: *thinking* dammit i feel bad! that was mean......

and then after the computer lab he asks me again and i say as a friend but apparently not clearly enuff after school he asks me again and i clarify i like him only as a friend who annoys me a lot he walks away again...ambi and i walk home a different way....
yuppers that was it


James and all those bothersome pieces of crap
ok yea walking home yesterday and we walk past mike b.'s house and i hear this drone that sounds familiar and its some word i cant understand clearly then i hear serena go o great its james and i listen and im like shit...its james and that droning word....was my last name......well i try and ignore it but lets face it i cant just let it go so i copy james's drone but replace my last name with F*CK YOU! yea...it was amusing and then i heard him talking but serena, ambi, zelda and i were laughing to much to hear im sure it was something along the lines of excuse me what profanity dont use bad words in amocking way then ambi says "ooh i thought they were saying beer mug..."

well later ppl sry it was so long...
peace. out.
~Serenity (V.K.)

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