Sunday, May 2, 2004

Phase 21
Patches the Eater




Melanie screamed as she saw her husband fall over the ledge of the balcony. Malkav, Patches, and the goth made their way to the outsides.
"Where did Bingo go?" Malkav asked, still giggling from Vicious 2 falling out of the window. Melanie looked at him with tears in her eyes, "He fell," she looked down sadly.
"You really think that bitch is dead?" Malkav said with his eyebrow lifted. "And you are supposed to be his wife,"
"Yeah, can't you see that he is hanging on by the ledge." Patches said. Melanie looked down to see Vicious 2 climbing back up to the top.
"Oh," she said with a crazy look on her face.
"Dumbass," Patches said, slapping his forehead. Vicious 2 hopped up onto the balcony.
"Well if it isn't good ole Bingo the Clowno, Sire you said he looked just like the original Bingo. He looks weaker and gayer," Patches said. looking up and down at Vicious 2.
"Malkav, who is this short fuck?" Vicious 2 said, laughing at Patches.
"He is Patches, Patches the Eater," Malkav replied.
"But I thought, Patches was the tall guy that looked dead in the face," Vicious 2 said.
"Yeah, we call him Patches Jr., because before he was headlining, this little fucker was doing it, and before him was..." Malkav looked away.
"What's wrong," Vicious 2 asked.
"It's the original Bingo. He was like a son to sire," Patches said while patting Malkav's back. Vicious 2 began walking back into the church, when he entered he untied his carnie sisters.
"Damn, Bingo, you got these chicks looking hot," Malkav grabbed his crouch while staring at the uniforms that the carnies were wearing. Pimp flipped him the bird as she got loose from her noose. When the carnies were free, the red dragons made their return, this time with guns.
"Here take these," Malkav throws each of them a .454 from his coat. The goth took out two of his own from his pants.
"Lets get ready to rumble!" Patches yells as he jumps into the crowd of syndicate members, unloading his .454s upon them. The goth followed shortly, he fired accurately at them. Vicious 2 looked at the goth, and knew that Malkav had brought out his insanity, giving him the power to move swiftly. The carnie women jumped into action. Melanie stayed close to Vicious 2 while they double teamed the on coming syndicate members. The goth ran out of bullets and threw the guns down, as he ripped through a red dragon's face brutally. He was nearly unstoppable, he was whipping ass like Jet Li on crack. Spike and Zero joined in after they picked the machine guns up off of the ground. The machine guns sprayed violently at Vicious 2 and Melanie. Vicious 2 dashed down the aisle holding Melanie's hand. When they had to reload, Vicious 2 and Melanie charged at them. Blood and gore was everywhere as Vicious 2 sliced their heads with his katana, and Melanie bit the others, and sucked their blood. The carnies scattered with their weapons in their hands. Selena still had her blindfold on, when she moved out of the way of the oncoming bullets. Pimp covered Wolfy, and Wolfy returned the favor. Luminae shot and faught the syndicate at the same time. Steelgirl ran out of bullets and commenced to pistol whipping the syndicate as they attacked her.

Malkav walked the syndicate members down. He hadn't fired one bullet and he had already killed over half of them. He drew his .454 and fired at the swarm of red dragons grouping up around the carnie women. Vicious 2 and Melanie were seperated in the battle. Patches jumped on top of Melanie, before the bullets could hit her. Melanie hopped up and jumped onto the one who shot at her. While she viciously ripped through the guy, Patches stared at the pink thong she was wearing when her short schoolgirl dress flew up.
"Look at that ass," Patches said. He began to get a painful erection as he thought about that damn squirrel. Then he was shot in the arm.
"Goddammit Patch," Malkav said. He ran over to Patches who was crying. "Stop that shit, dammit. You know you've been through worse. Patches sniffles and looks up at Malkav.
"Oh yeah," Patches said before shooting another syndicate member. Vicious 2 ran through as many syndicate members with his sword as he could to get back to Melanie. He ended up in the altar facing about twenty men with only a katana in his hand. They emptied their guns on him, and he jumped back and landed in the choir stand. Melanie ran at the men, who turned around and began to shoot at her. The bullets ripped through her whole body, but she managed to reach them, and she unleashed a fury so savage, that even the goth stopped to look at her. After she was done, all of them men lay in pieces, and in an ocean of their own blood. The last swarm of syndicate members came in, and the goth pulled out two handfuls of throwing knifes. Vicious 2 got up, and you would think he was a zombie if it were for his eyes. They were pinkisk red on the outer area of his iris. The blood red crows feet were nearly popping out of them, and they were wide opened. He jumped over the choir stand, and a bloody eye needle fell to the floor. Malkav looked at him and said, "What the hell, is that the drug he has been using." When he saw Vicious 2 run through the crowd of the men, pummeling them with only his katana without being touched, "Damn, I guess that is the drug," Malkav said before reloading his .454. Pimp pulled out her katana again, and she was surrounded by syndicate members. She jumped into the air before they fired, and Selena came by slashing with her two katanas. When Pimp landed she cut one of them in half straight down the middle. Sindalla looked around for Zero, and he was nowhere to be found then she looked up at the top of the church and saw Zero fighting someone similar to the windmaster. He was alittle taller and lankier, he looked kind of nervous, but he seemed to be stronger than Zero, but not faster or smarter. He had these long blades poking from his sleeves, and he was swinging them at Zero. Zero ducked them, and kicked him in the stomach. Zero uppercutted him, and waited for him to get up. When he did, Zero got into his fighting stance. The lanky man stabbed at Zero, who sprung back, almost falling off of the balcony. Melanie recognized the guy as the first person she ever bit, and ran towards the balcony. The man lifted Zero by his shirt and leaned him towards the shattered window. When Zero saw Melanie coming, he punched the guy in the nose as hard as he could, and Melanie pushed the skinny bastard out of the window as Zero moved to the side.
"Thanks," Zero said. Melanie looks at him, and jumps off of the balcony and ran into the crowd to help Vicious 2. While Vicious 2 is fighting the syndicate members, he notice that they aren't the syndicate. He sees the inside of their jackets are blood red, and they have an amulet that says "CT" in gothic lettering. He dodges a punch from one of them and cuts their head off, and takes the amulet. Melanie was showing a side of herself that no one has ever seen. Her eyes are slightly red, and the sun was not bothering her at all as it beamed in brightly from the broken windows. Patches runs through the crowd killing everyone in site to get to Malkav. Malkav gives him the katana called the asura, "Remember Patches, the blood stays on the sword," Malkav orders.
"Alright, sire," Patches hugs Malkav before going into battle. Malkav pushes him off of him, "Not now Patches," Malkav begins blowing the last few of these weird gang members away. Vicious 2 threw his sword at the last one, and Melanie chased after it and jumped onto the sword, using its velocity to drive it right through the man's chest. She walked back to Vicious 2, and gave him a nasty kiss with the blood of different men on her breath and lips, leaking into his mouth.
"Look at this sick gothic shit right here," Malkav said as he saw Melanie and Vicious 2 giving each other kisses that you only see in pornos.
"Damn, someone is getting major laid tonight, and I am taping that shit," Patches says while staring at the couple. The goth throws his last knife into the dead body of one of his victims and stands next to Malkav. Vicious 2 walks over to them, "Malkav, who is the new kid?"
"This is Milky, your brother," Malkav replies. "He can't talk though, I think I messed that up when I pulled out his insanity." Vicious 2 looks into his eyes and sees the grey eyes that roll around in Vicious' head. "He looks just like Vicious, only if it wasn't for his brown hair," Vicious 2 says. Then he thinks for a minute, "Wait. Hey Zero, when did your mother die?" Zero looks at him and shrugs his shoulders. "That means that our mother is somewhere out there" Vicious implies.

After the brutal battle, the carnie sisters decide that that is enough fighting for now, and they go back on vacation. Sindalla stays with Zero and Spike. Malkav and Patches leave off to work on their carnival, and Vicious 2 tells them that they can open it up in the large backyard of the mansion.

Vicious 2 begins to notice a change in Melane. She begins to feed more often, she walks out in the daylight, and she is always hungry. It gets worse when her belly begins to come in. She evens get angry when the baby kicks. Patches touched her belly, and the baby kicked, then Melanie kicked him.
"Goddammit Mel....," Maklav slaps him before he can get the whole name out.
"Just refer to her as Ms. Vicious," Malkav orders.
"Yes, sire," Patches says. Melanie sneers at him and walks away. Vicious 2 touches her belly, then she kicks him. He falls to the floor grabbing his crouch.
"Damn, that child," Vicious 2 says while beating his fist against the floor.
"You need to put her in her place," Malkav said.
"She is already there," Vicious 2 gets up slowly. "I just hope she goes back to normal after this child is born."
"And I thought I was to create the anticrist, but Bingo you just maybe boring the worst child ever. Malkav laughs loudly. "That is what you get for killing all of those people."
"Lets get rid of this antichrist stuff, and get to some fun," Patches said.
"Yeah, Bingo lets get some beers and look back on old times," Malkav says seriously.
"Yeah let me go ask Melanie," Vicious 2 says before going into the kitchen.
"Look at this shit, a grown ass man asking his wife if he can go out," Malkav says to Patches.
"Yeah, what a bitch," Patches adds.
"He has alot to learn," Malkav says. Some glass breaks and Vicious 2 comes running out of the kitchen. "I guess that is a yes, lets go quickly!" Vicious 2 dashes out of the front door.

Vicious 2, Milky, Patches, and Malkav arrive at this strip club. Patches sees all of the girls and runs over to them. Vicious 2 sits next to Malkav and Milky.
"Welcome to my world, Bingo," Malkav said. Milky nodded, he was like Malkav's left hand man since Patches had the right hand reserved. A hot milf walks over to Vicious 2.
"Want a job baby?" She says.
"What kind of job?" Vicious 2 asked.
"Any kind," She touches Vicious 2's button on his pants. "My name is Spreadsiteasy." Malkav turns his head from looking at the stripper on stage and laughing with Milky. "Mom! What the fuck!?" Vicious 2's mouth opens wide.
"What are you doing here, better yet how the hell are you still living?" Malkav say hectically.
"You're not the only immortal," She shows her fangs.
"And now you are still walking around doing what you did all through your pregnancy," Malkav begins to get emotional. Milky pats Malkav's back.
"Get off me, bitch!" Milky jumps back away from Malkav.
"Stop this momma. I dont even know if I can touch you anymore,'' Malkav gets up and walks away.
"So, do you want the job or not?" She looks at Vicious 2.
"No thanks, I'm married," Vicious 2 gets up and walks after Malkav and Milky.

Malkav and Milky stand in the alley smoking opium. Vicious 2 follows them.
"Malkav, what the fuck just happened?" Vicious 2 asks.
"Shut the hell up! You were going to do it," Malkav says.
"No I wasn't," Vicious 2 argues.
"So my mom is not good enough for you, huh?" Malkav says. "I'm sorry, here want some of this shit," he offers some opium to Vicious 2.
"No thanks man," Vicious 2 says. Patches comes into the alley, and he is weak at the knees.
"Hey sire, I did it. I got the whole nine," Patches says. Malkav turns his head, he can smell the vodka on Patches' breath.
"Her name is Spreadsiteasy," Patches says. Malkav looks at him with his eyes turning blood red and wide. He punches Patches to the ground.
"Sire why?"
"That was my fucking mom!" He begins to kick Patches' ass. He stumped him viciously. Milky jumped in and started to stump Patches too.
"You little bitch! Watch back Milky" Milky moves out of the way as Malkav elbow drops Patches. Patches starts to cry from his beating. Malkav pulls him up by his coat, and smells his mom's perfume. "The stench." He punches Patches repeatedly and throws to the ground. When Patches slowly began to get up, Milky kicks him in the face.
"We'll be cool tomorrow, Patches, but right now I'm pissed. Come on Milky," Malkav and Milky walk away.
"Goddamn Patches," Vicious 2 says as he tries to help him up. Patches is in a daze, but he manages to get up.

They arrive at the mansion an hour later. Melanie is waiting for Vicious 2 in the living room when they enter.
The first thing she sees is Patches, and his battered face.
"What happened to his little ass?" Melanie asks, pointing at Patches.
"Long story," Vicious 2 says as he sits next to Melanie, careful not touch her stomach. Malkav walks up to the guest bedroom. Patches tries to follow, but Milky pushes him back, and follows after Malkav.

Melanie sits on the couch next to Vicious 2, looking at him meanly.
"Go fix me a sandwich bitch," She orders. Vicious 2 gives her a look. "Ok, sure," Vicious 2 says.
"Damn straight, now hurry your lanky ass up, and it better be perfect, no crusts dammit. I swear if I see crusts, I am going to chew on your damn neck," Melanies says. Melanie sounds like a toddler, her voice is so soft, a mean one at that.
"Ahh.. Vici, forget the sandwich, I think the baby is coming," Melanie says, soundin like her normal self. Vicious 2 runs out of the kitchen, and picks her up and takes her outside.
"Dont worry, I will get you there in no time," Vicious 2 puts her in the car and speeds off to the hospital. When they get there, she is immediately taken to a room to begin her labor. Vicious 2 waited in the lobby for about six hours until they called him in. She was still in labor and strangely the babies feet came out first. Vicious 2 began to whimper when he saw his wifes's tight womanhood being stretched. He went to Melanie's bedside.
"I'm here for you," He reaches his hand out for her. She smiles at him and looks away and begins screaming. She reaches for his hand and feels a finger. She grips it tightly.
"Vici, aaaah! are you wearing a glove?" She yelps louder as the baby comes out. Vicious 2 is petrified and and his eyes are widened. He looks down and sees that her grip is not on either of his hands. They scream at the same time as the baby comes out feet first. Melanie sighs with a deep breath and closes her eyes. Vicious 2 falls to his knees when Melanie lets go of him.
"Mrs. Smith here is you newborn baby girl," The nurse hands her baby to her. Vicious 2 slowly gets up to look at his daughter.
"Look at that, she looks just like you," Vicious 2 says, smiling.
"Yeah, but she has your eyes," Melanie said with the baby in her arms.
"Thats her only curse," Vicious 2 sighs.
"No, its an honor," Melanie says. The nurse interrupts and asks, "What will her name be?" Melanie smiles and looks into Vicious 2's eyes, and says, "Cindy."
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