Monday, May 10, 2004

Phase 22
Smirks



The annoying sound of a rattle rung out through the halls of the large mansion.
"AAAHH! Sire, I can't take this shit!" Patches begins to pull at his hair.
"Shut up, dammit! You don't even have to hold this little fucker," Malkav says while holding Cindy. She played with the rattle violently, making Patches crazy. "Where is Bingo? He needs to bring his retarded ass back." Milky holds his arms out towards Malkav.
"You want the baby?" Malkav asks. Milky nods, and takes the baby in his arms. Patches begins to laugh at Milky, who cradles his niece and plays with her.
"It looks like Milk has a soft side," Patches says. Milky cuts his eyes at Patches, and flips him the bird.
"Bitch," Patches says. Vicious 2 comes into the den with a blanket over his shoulder.
"What is going on in here?" Vicious 2 asks.
"Nothing, just babysitting for you," Malkav replies. Vicious 2 grabs Cindy when Milky raises her up to him, "Thanks Milk," He grabs his daughter, "You too Malkav," Vicious 2 says as he leaves the room.
"Whatever," Malkav says

Milky sits on the couch, looking bored. Malkav looks at him with a small concern.
"Milky, whats wrong? Are you hungry?" Malkav asks. Milky nods and then just sits there with his head down.
"Come on Milky, lets go get you a hamburger," Malkav says. Milky gets up, and follows Malkav as they proceed to the front door. Patches runs along after them, "Hey, wait up."

They end up at a shopping mall in front of a cheeseburger stand.
"Alright Milky, get whatever you want," Malkav offers. Milky signals the number 3 with his hand.
"You want a number 3?" Malkav asks, and Milky nods, yes. Malkav grabs the food tray and gives it to Milky, "Patches, pay the man," Patches grunts, and mutters something under his breath before he pulls out his wallet. Milky greedily eats his number 3 meal with cheese. He then pulls out a box, and opens it, pulling out a bottle of malt liquer.
"Milky, you love that malt liquer dont you?" Malkav asks. Milky nods fast, and savagely bites into his sandwich.
"Yeah, you better enjoy that," Patches says while looking at his empty wallet.

Terra Zero is in the same mall with Spike, looking for some new weapons in a hardware store.
"Ready to eat?" Spike asks.
"Sure," Zero replies. They head to the food court, and order two #3's. Malkav looks around, and sees everyone ordering #3's at the hamburger stand.
"Damn, those #3 combos must be delicious. Patches, go get me one," Malkav commands.
"But sire, I don't have anymore money," Patches says.
"Dammit! I'm hungry, now go get me the #3 or I am going to kick your ass. It's the least you could do for killing my mother. Bitch!" Malkav screams.
"Yes sire," Patches runs to the stand. He comes back with two #3's.
"Now that's what I am talking about," Malkav takes the tray, and begins to eat burgers. "Damn, this is great," Malkav says after biting into one. Zero walks by and accidently steps on Malkav's shoe, which happens to be some gators.
"What the hell!" Malkav jumps up from his seat. He sees a boot print at the tip of his shoe.
"Sorry about that," Zero says. Malkav looks at him with a look of anger that said sorry is not enough. Milky gets up when he begins to hear rock music, he knows it is time to whip some ass when he hears the hardcore rock music. Milky writes Zero a note and passes it to him. It says bitch with an exclamation point behind it.
"I said I was sorry dammit!" Zero begins to get angry.
"So!" Malkav yells back. Zero loses his temper and slaps at Malkav, who ducks, and Milky gets slapped instead. Milky turned his head to the side. Malkav got even angrier than ever, "You are so lucky that wasn't Patches," He then grabs Zero, and before he can do anything about it, Malkav powerbombs him through at table. Patches jumps on top of him, "Carnie style motherfucker!" Milky gets up and follow Malkavs, as he leaves the mall.

Vicious 2 puts the bottle in the microwave. He can't believe that he would be doing this. He thought he would be dead by now, if it weren't for Malkav, who always seems to save his ass whenever he gets into some deep shit. Cindy looks just like her mother, but she has those dreaded eyes that Vicious 2 has.
"Vici, where is the bottle?" Melanie asks
"In the microwave," Vicious 2 replies. He sits at the table next Melanie, "You have gained alot of weight," He looks at her stomach, that no longer has the abs. She sneers at him, and backhands him.
"And what does that supposed to mean?" Melanie asks.
"Nothing, it was just a joke, plus I like thick women. And your ass has gotten bigger and rounder," Vicious 2 says. "Shut up Vici," She tries to hold back a laugh. She hands Cindy to him, and goes to get the bottle. Cindy never liked to be held by her father, because he didn't know how to hold a child. He was nervous everytime he held her, that is why he got Malkav and Milky to help him. Surprisingly Malkav was good with children, she actually liked him.

Malkav gets even more pissed, when Patches crashes his Cadillac into a telephone pole.
"Sorry, sire,"
"Patches, get out, lets rumble, now!" Malkav says. Patches gets out of the car slowly. Malkav hops out of the crashed cadillac, and Milky sits in the back, bleeding at the mouth.
"Sire, I didn't mean to," Patches says.
"I don't give a shit," Malkav says. He punches Patches to the ground. He drives his foot down towards Patches, and Patches grabs it.
"No, more sire! It's my time," Patches says, and then he flops Malkav on his back. Malkav landed on the hood of the car. Patches jumps onto him, and punched him the nose as hard as he could. He rose his little fist for another punch, but a sharp throwing knife stabbed through his arm. Patches jumped back, "Milk, I have had enough of your quiet ass," He jumped on Milky's face, ripping and scratching at his nose. Milky military pressed Patches over his head. He threw Patches across the street. Patches pulled his .454 out and shot at Milky. Milky moved out of the way, and threw a knife in the hole of the gun, making it backfire. Patches screamed as he flew backwards from the explosion of the gun. As soon as he got up, Milky was behind him. His mouth and eyes were widened when he saw Milky with a handful of knives, about to drive them in his chest.
"Milky, stop," Malkav ordered. The thread around Milky's lips ripped, and Milky said, "No," he said it slowly and darkly, sounding exactly like Vicious. Milky stabbed at Patches, but Malkav caught his arm.
"Dammit, Milky, I said no," Malkav said,sternly. He was surprised that Milky had said something. "Milky, I thought you were mute," Milky wrote him a note that said, "I can say no, and thats all."
"Kool," Malkav said. "Lets call Bingo, and get him to pick us up," Malkav walked over to the payphone at the corner.

The phone rang, and Vicious 2 picked up, "Hello?"
"Bingo, come pick us up. We are at the gas station down the street," Malkav said.
"Why?" Vicious 2 asked, curiously. "Because Patches here, just wrecked my caddy," Malkav replied.
"That damn Patches. Stop being lazy and walk your ass home," Vicious 2 said.
"It's hot out here!" Malkav said, angrily.
"Take that big ass coat off, and it won't be," Vicious 2 said, and hung up.
"See Patches, look at the wonders you do," Malkav begins walking.
"Sire, I'm just trying to be my own person," Patches said.
"You are going to end up like Alex," Malkav said. Patches shuddered away from him.
"Yeah, He died because he wanted to be himself," Malkav said.
"Sire, who killed Bingo?" Patches asked.
"He killed himself, Patches. The day he left the Midnight Carnival," Malkav said.
"I'm not trying to leave the Midnight Carnival, I am trying to be me, and have my own minion that I can slap around," Patches says.
"Well Patches, you can't, but Milky can. Milky has that aggression that you don't have. That is why he isn't my prodige, you are Patches. That is why I am so hard on you," Malkav pats Patches on his back.

"Vici, I'm ready to go to the park," Melanie says
"Ok," Vicious 2 puts his t-shirt on, and grabs the baby bag. Melanie walks out of the door with Cindy in her arms.

At the park, Melanie sits on the bench watching Vicious 2 play basketball against some local kids. He is playing three high school kids by himself. The score is tied, and the ball is his.
"Go Vici!" Melanie yells, and Cindy begins to laugh and clap her hands. Vicious 2 smiles at his small family, and shakes to the left, dunking over all three of the kids.
"Game! Now, give me my money," Vicious 2 orders. The kids paid up and left. Vicious walked over to Melanie, who was wearing her yellow sun dress, and Cindy, who was also wearing the same thing.
"You won Vici!" Melanie cheered. Cindy surprisingly reached up for Vicious 2. He puts his hands out toward her. Cindy began laughing, and slapping her hands on his repeatedly.

The men in the CT uniforms show up, and Vicious 2 is defenseless. He didn't bring his guns nor his katana. He puts Melanie and Cindy behind him.
"We have come for your wife, Capricious Tyrant has a bone to pick with her," One of them says.
"The fuck he does!" Vicious 2 says. Vicious 2 noticed the that they had on large cowboy hats, with shear sheets covering their faces.
"How is she a vampire? She is standing right in the sun, and she is not burning," another one said, jealously.
"She is special," Vicious 2 says.
"We'll see how special she is tonight, after we are done with her," another one licks his lips. Vicious 2 looks at him in the face, and smiles wickedly. His teeth are showing, and drool rolls from his mouth. His green eyes go big and wide along with the sinister grin. The henchmen's head explodes immediately after looking at the sick smile on Vicious 2's face. Cindy laughed at the man's body as it fell to the ground, turning to dust and waning with the wind. The other henchmen pulled their weapons, but Melanie is ahead of them, and she fires a small pistol at them. The bullets went through them, but didn't kill them. Vicious 2 dashed by the men, and snatched their hats off. The men burned to death under the blazing sun, that shined brightly during the noon hour.
"Who is Capricious Tyrant?" Melanie asked.
"He used to be in the Wind Army with me. He was your first victim," Vicious 2 replies.
"Oh, I know who you are talking about. That skinny kid that shot at you while you fought the Windmaster. That was the first day we met. That was the best day of my life," Melanie says before she kisses Vicious 2. He grabs her hand and they leave the park, heading home.

More of CT's men catch up to Malkav and his posse. They all have wooden crosses, and viles full of garlic.
"What fuck do you little bastards want?" Malkav asks, irritably.
"Capricious Tyrant wants you dead for killing his friend Shiro," One of the henchmen says. Malkav remembers standing in the pullpit shooting that fat fuck named Shiro, and he laugh an evil laugh. The henchmen began to hear rock music, heavy metal rock music. Milky began to throw up signs, and bang his head viciously. Malkav pulled the Asura from his side, "The blood stays on the sword," He whispers to himself as he unleashes his Malkavian wrath upon those bitch ass CT henchmen. Blood and gore spilled all over the side walk and the streets. In one slash the henchmen were in pieces, and the garlic leaked into the blood, making it turn a pinkish color.
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust," Malkav leaves the bloody mess with Milky and Patches.

They arrived at the mansion five minutes later. Malkav was pretty amped after slaughtering those men.
"Bingo! Bingo!" Malkav called. Vicious 2 came from the bedroom upstairs, "What?"
"Guess who?" Malkav questions.
"Caprious Tyrant," Vicious 2 adds before Malkav can tell him.
"So, you ran into some action too?" Malkav asks.
"Yeah, they wanted Melanie," Vicious 2 replies.
"They wanted me as well," Malkav implies. Milky walks over to Vicious 2 and slaps him five, and they do their special handshake that they made up.
"Whats up, Milk?" Vicious 2 finishes the hand shake. Milky nods his head from left to right. Patches brushes past Vicious 2 and stomps upstairs.
"What's wrong with the little man," Vicious 2 asked.
"He is just upset that Milky whipped that ass. Good thing Milky did beat his ass, because I might have killed him for rebeling against me like he did," Malkav says. Malkav heads upstairs, as he is going up, he says, "Bingo, keep it Malkavian style." Vicious 2 smiles, and begins to chuckle, and the windows by the front door shatter. Malkav turns around to look at Vicious 2, "What happened?" Vicious 2 stops laughing, "I don't know."
"Bingo don't smile or laugh at me ever again," Malkav turns around, and dashes upstairs. Milky gives Vicious 2 a note that say "Dizamn!!!!"






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