Saturday, May 22, 2004

Sorry I took so long
Phase 23
Silver Bullets





Malkav tossed and turned, he couldn't sleep from the banging sounds coming from Milky's room. Malkav got up when decided to get up when he heard moans from a woman. He slowly walked down the hall, following the sounds. Then he hears more than one woman. He got to the door, and quietly opened it to find Milky having sex with three women. Malt Liquer was everywhere, and what seemed to be very rippable and tacky clothing lie on the floor.
"What are you doing?!" Malkav asks. Milky doesn't respond, he just keeps on with what he is doing.
"Milky!"Malkav screams. Milky stops, and takes a swig of Malt Liquer.
"How the hell did you pick up these chicks?" Malkav interrogates Milky. Milky quickly gets up, and grabs a doll.
"Since when do you play with dolls?" Malkav asks, staring at Milky strangely. Milky pours the malt liquer on the doll, and right before eyes the doll comes to life.
"Milky you son of a bitch," Malkav smirks. "You've found your insanity." The newly created woman stood there listlessly, with dead blue eyes without pupils. Patches walked in with his nightgown that Mallkav bought him from Kids R Us on.
"What's all the com...."He went speechless when he saw all of the naked women in Milky's bedroom.
"Sire, did you get all of these chicks?"
"No, Milky did," Malkav replied.
"But how?" Patches asked.
"Show him Milky," Malkav commanded. Milky walked over to Patches, and puts his hands on his chest. Miraculously his hand went through Patches, and when he pulled it out, Malkav's mother's soul was extracted. Malkav was in complete aw as he saw his mother nearly being brought back to life.
"But....but.. Milk...ho...how.." Malkav's mouth could hardly move. Spreadsiteasy put her finger over his lips, "It's ok baby." Malkav begin to slowly back away over to Patches, who was nearly petrified. Milky pulled out a blank doll from his backpack, and put some nice long blonde doll hair on it. He summoned Spreadsiteasy's soul from over to him, and he concealed into the bottle of malt liquer before, drenching the blank doll with it. The doll grew to a human size, and Spreaditeasy was now physically resurrected. She was very different from the other dolls, her eyes were full of life, her hair was silky and blonde, she wasn't listless, and she had a soul. Spreaditeasy looked younger and her body was toned up more than it already was.
"It feels good to stretch for once," Spreaditeasy says while straining. Patches was so frightened, that he ran out of the bedroom.
"Mom?" Malkav looked at his mother's new body. "You look so different."
"Yeah, you like?" Spreaditeasy asked, and began to pose.
"No," Malkav grunted.
"You always were a spoil-sport," Spreaditeasy says.
"Whatever mom," Malkav said while rolling his eyes.
"Hey, where is that kid with white hair?" Spreadsiteasy asked.
"He is.... HEY! What do you want to know that for?!" Malkav snapped.
"Gotta get back to work," Spreadsiteasy says.
"I am not telling you," Malkav says.
"Oh well, guess he won't get any priced loving. What about you shorty?" She turned over to Milky. Milky begin to nod and laugh with his eyes wide open. Malkav gave Milky a dreadful look, then Milky began to nod slowly from side to side.
"Bye then," She says.
"Where are you going?" Malkav asked.
"Time for momma to get back on the grind," She kisses Malkav's face, and leaves just like that. Malkav tried to follow, but Milky grab his shoulder and nodded from left to right. Malkav slapped him and went back to his bedroom. Milky fell to the floor, then his doll women helped him up and continued with what they were doing.

The next morning, Vicious 2 was in the kitchen with Melanie while she cooked breakfast.
"Hey Vici, what was all that commotion that I heard last night?" Melanie asked, curiously.
"I have no idea. I slept like a baby last night." Vicious 2 replied.
"Well anyway, we should go get Cindy a good babysitter," Melanie says.
"Why?" Vicious 2 asks.
"Because we are about to start back with the bloody eye aren't we?" Melanie replies.
"No, not yet anyway. It will be very dangerous to start selling it anyway. Because all of my ties to the syndicate is gone, and the carnies have taken a long vacation,"
"Ok, I guess," Melanie says.

After breakfast, Vicious 2 and Melanie took Cindy for a check up, and Patches, who was bored, went along for the ride. Malkav and Milky stayed home and watched the game. The Lakers vs. the Spurs game 6. Milky had his black Kobe Bryant jersey on, and Malkav had a Spurs cap on backwards.
"Milky, why are you going for the Lakers?" Malkav asked. Milky pointed at the tv screen, showing Kobe dunking over Tim Duncan.
"Bitch," Malkav said.

Vicious 2 made the biggest mistake by letting Melanie drive. She was speeding like a bat out of hell. She almost hit three people. Cindy was in the backseat screaming and laughing. Patches sat next to her, and he was scared stiff.
"Bingo, why the hell did you let this crazy woman drive?!" Patches screamed after hitting a bump. Vicious couldn't answer, he was too busy bracing himself on anything he could find. They were riding so violently, that they didn't notice the dead end sign ahead. Melanie stomped the brakes, when she ran out of road. She put the car in reverse, and began to back up. Then one of the back tires on the car went flat.
"Goddamit," Vicious 2 said. He got out of the car, and went to the trunk. While he was fixing the flat he heard some footsteps behind him. It was those damned CT henchmen.
"What now?" Vicious 2 growled.
"Can't Stop," One of them says.
"Won't stop," another says.
"Un uh," they all say, and then did their own messed up impression of the harlem shake. Vicious 2 draws a .454, and shoots at the dancing henchmen. They move swiftly and knock the shit out of Vicious 2, and they start to pistol whip him. Melanie jumps out of the car and begins to whip the henchmen's asses. She pulls one their hats off, and immediately he burns, and diminishes. Patches gets out shoot the .454. He hits two of the right in the chest.
"Yeah bitch, Carnie style." Patches says before he is blindsided. They knock Patches down, and tie his little ass up. Vicious 2 gets up, and punches the first henchmen he sees. Melanie struggles with three henchmen, and Vicious 2 tries to get to her, but he is stabbed with a small knife. He falls to the ground, bleeding from his gut. He tries to get up, but he is kicked back down. They tied Melanie up, grabbed Patches who was unconscious, took Cindy out of her car seat, and left with all three of them.

Malkav is pissed because the Lakers beat the Spurs, and eliminated them. He takes his hat off, and throws it to the ground. Milky gets up and begins dancing, and hugging his doll women , who are copying him.
"Shit!" Malkav says while glaring at Milky, who isn't paying any attention to Malkav.
"Damn, I'm hungry. Lets call Bingo, and get him to bring us some #3's," Malkav suggested. He picked the cordless phone up, and called Vicious 2's cell phone. It took forever for him to pick, but finally he picked up.
"H..he..llo," Vicious 2 said, weakly.
"Yeah, Bingo. Stop by the mall and pick up four #3's from the burger stand," Malkav commands.
"Well, Malkav, I don't think I can make it. I'm bleeding to death as we speak," Vicious 2 said while fading away, and chuckling alittle.
"So....I don't care, just get my damn burger," Malkav said.
"Don't you get it bitch, I'm dying," Vicious says.
"Yeah that's apparent, but get the #3's before you do," Malkav says. Vicious 2 hangs up, and tries to crawl to his feet.
"He is going to get enough of hanging up on me," Malkav says. "Come on Milky lets find that bitch, he should be close by."

Vicious 2 finally gets up, he takes his shirt off and wraps it around his wound. He heads home for some weapons, to get Melanie, Cindy, and even that whiney bitch Patches back. Malkav and Milky decide to walk, they needed the exercise from eating all of those #3's everyday. They walk a couple of blocks then they see Vicious 2 hobbling around. Milky runs over to Vicious 2 leaving, Malkav behind. He put Vicious 2's arm over his shoulder, and helped back over to Malkav.
"Dude, you weren't lying," Malkav said. "Someone got you good," he stared at the bleeding wound.
"Yeah, but I will get the last laugh," Vicious 2 smirked.
"Where is Melanie, the baby, and Patches?" Malkav asked.
"CT has them,"
"What the fuck?!" Malkav said, drawing his .454. "Lets ride on these bitches," Malkav said. Milky pulled his throwing knives out of his pockets.
"We have to find them first," Vicious 2 implied.
"Damn, you would say some shit like that," Malkav said.
"Malkav, you are a vampire. Where the hell would you be?" Vicious 2.
"Shit, I dont know," Malkav said, cluelessly.
"Wait a minute, I gave Melanie a tracking device a while back," Vicious 2 said.
"Good then lets track her down, and get Patches back," Malkav said. Vicious 2, Milky, and Malkav ran back to the mansion. Vicious 2 grabbed his katana, and Malkav grabbed a couple of .454s. They left in search of their love ones, and for revenge.

Cindy screamed and kicked loudly. Melanie was tied to a chair in an underground lair. It was disgusting, almost sewer like. A green slimy substance lie in the ground. The smell was nearly unbearable. Melanie thought she heard beasts in the back somewhere. But the oddest thing about this horrible place was that there were posters of Andre 3000 everywhere. Then a skinny brown skinned man entered the lair. He was draped in a pink sweat suit, like he was some sort of a "pimp". When he entered; that song "Caroline" came on.
"You, you bit me," He says as sees Melanie. "You bitch!" He got angry, and began to dance to the music. Melanie looked at him and cocked her head to the side, staring at him.
"What are you looking at?!" He got even angrier. He walked over to where she sat.
"Just wait til Vici gets a hold of you," She says.
"Well, that might not happen, because your "Vici"is dead," He said with a sinister smile. Tears watered in Melanie's eyes, and she spat on Capricious Tyrant.
"Damn you," He says, then he slaps her face. Then a beeping sound started to sound off.
"What is that?" Capricous looked back at his henchmen. He looked back at Melanie, and saw a red light flashing through her sweater.
"That bastard is still alive," Capricous hissed. A small smile began to fill Melanie's pretty face. Cindy began to cry louder and louder, "Shut that little bitch up, now!" Caprious yelled. One of the henchmen pulled their weapon and shot her. She let out a huge yelp, and fell on her back, shaking before going motionless.
"NOOO!!!" Melanie screamed as she saw her child being destroyed before her very eyes. She jumped around in her chair, kicking and screaming. Capricious snapped his fingers, and the henchmen untied her, and seized her.
"Put her on the table, its time for us to feel what "Vici" feels," Capricious says while dropping his pink sweat pants. The henchmen all stared strangely at the slight disability between the Tyrants legs.
"She isnt going to feel anything," One of the henchmen whispers to another.
"Yeah," The other henchmen says, and begins to crack up. Capricious moved closer to Melanie, who had fainted from crying. Vicious 2, Malkav and Milky came busting through the door. The Capricious Tyrant turned around quickly to see Vicious 2 staring at him sinisterly.
"How the hell do you take a piss?" Malkav said, staring at the Tyrants disability,"
"Shut up!" Capricious screamed. "How the hell did you get passed security?!" Tyrant yelled.
"Simple," Vicious 2 said, showing the blood dripping from his katana. The henchmen got right down to business, and began shooting at Malkav, Milky, and Vicious 2. Vicious 2 and Milky scattered, as Malkav fired back with his half emptied .454. Vicious 2 pulls his 9mms out of his pockets, and jumped out at them, firing savagely. Milky pulled out some of his throwing knifes, and luanched a shit load of them at the henchmen. He hit a few of them in the neck, and they fell to the floor. Malkav was hit a few times, but he wasn't fazed by the silver bullets coming from the henchmens's guns. He ran out of bullets, and jumped into the crowd of henchmen, he began whipping all of their asses. Vicious 2 ran over to Melanie, who was still unconscious. He slapped her face gently, to wake her up.
Her eyes opened slowly, "Vici?" she said weakly, putting her arms around him and crying, "They killed our baby,"
"What?!" Vicious 2 hollered. Melanie pointed over to another table. Vicious 2 turned his head to see his seed lying on her back listlessly with her little eyes closed. Vicious 2 drove his fist through the wooden table, and grabbed his katana. He dashed out of the underground lair and into the Mansion of CT. He had no idea where to go, but all he knew was that Capricious Tyrant's blood was going to stain the wall of this mansion. Malkav and Milky followed, leaving Melanie behind. Henchmen came from different rooms of the mansion. They all had huge ass guns. They fired at Vicious 2, who was running swiftly, like a soldier at war. He ran up the stairs where he saw henchmen coming at him. He ran by them slashing, and swinging his sword at every head in sight. He felt a sharp pain go through his stomach, but he continued to push foward with his mass murder. On his way up the large staircase, he sliced one man's head off, and caught his gun in mid-air. One henchman stood at the top of the stairs. He stared at Vicious 2 and pointed the gun at him. Vicious 2 did the same thing, and they started to shoot at the same time without moving. Malkav jumped in front of Vicious 2 and shot the man in the head, before Vicious 2 could be shot. Milky and Malkav caught up to Vicious 2, and a swarm of henchmen came running into the front door. Milky threw two throwing knives at the chandelier, and it fell on all of the men. Milky drew two .454s out, and ran ahead of Vicious 2 and Malkav. Malkav threw his empty .454 to the ground and pulled the Asura out. Vicious 2 dashed upstairs, looking for the Tyrant. Henchmen were everywhere, and they were packing heat.

Melanie walked over to the table where her lifeless child lay. She picked her up and cradled her in her arms. Melanie sat on the floor, rocking back and forth with her child. She burned with rage, and she wanted to finish Capricious off. She screamed loudly , and she could barely move. The site of her child with bullet in her heart, filled her body with unmentionable pain. She put her child back on the table and patted her stomach. She turned away, and picked up a few of the guns that the henchmen had. She gritted her teeth with her dagger-like fangs showing. He dark red hair covered her face, and her eyes that burned like a wild fire, hid under her bangs. She only hoped that Vicious 2 saved her alittle of Carprious.

Vicious 2 had to start using his magic dust, he vanished in and out of different rooms. Milky was gunning down the hallways, shooting his victims without a second thought. Vicious 2 continued to slash henchmen that attacked him. He was untouchable with Malkav at his side with the Asura. The partnership was reborn, the unstoppable duo that once whipped the Wind Amy's ass, was back together. They turned the hallway into a South Meat slaughter house.

Bullets and blood lie on the floor along with bodies spreaded by Melanie. She walked slowly with her head down, bullets hit her, but failed in fazing her. She carried a huge shotgun in one hand, and a sawed off shotgun in the other. Melanie would have usually fallen down, after firing such an impactful weapon, but not now. She was pissed to the highest level of pisstivity. Melanie stared into the eyes of every henchmen she put to rest. She headed up the staircase, and smelled Vicious 2's blood.
"You shot Vici!" Melanie went crazy, and began shooting at random. The smell of her husband's blood drove her to madness. Then she heard a wicked laugh come from his voice, down the hall from the top of the staircase. Windows and vases shattered throughout the mansion. Flowers that lay in the windows, all of a sudden died and crumpled up. The day that was once sunny began to storm as Vicious 2's laughter excelled. Melanie covered her ears, when she saw the henchmen around her dying instantly with their heads exploding. Malkav and Milky didnt have to cover their ears, they loved the laughter, then rock music began to ring out along with the laughter as Malkav began killing more and more henchmen with the Asura.

Melanie tried to follow her husband, but when she got up to the top of the stairs, a tall henchmen equipped with wooden crosses, and a large gun filled with silver bullets shot her. He shot multiple times, and she was blown back to the floor downstairs. She landed on her back with her blood spilling everywhere.

Milky, Malkav, and Vicious 2 headed for the master bedroom, and when they got there, they saw two huge bodyguard type looking dudes.
"Go ahead Bingo. Milky and I will handle these bitches," Malkav says. Vicious 2 nods, and keeps moving foward. Malkav and Milky jump at the two body guards and holds them down while Vicious 2 entered the bedroom. He finds Capricious Tyrant sitting in the bed with this old woman, holding her while she cried.
"Is that your mother?" Vicious 2 asked.
"Yes," Capricious answered. Vicious 2 pointed his weapon at him, and his mother screamed.
"You're upsetting my mother," Capricious complained. He lets go of his mother, and gets out of the bed. The old lady pulled at him, trying to make him come back.
"Come here, baby. Let me protect you." She cried. Vicious 2 then pointed the gun at Capricious' mother, and shot her right between her eyes.
"You don't deserve a mother, " Vicious 2 growled.
"Well you don't either. The way you just killed my mother, you bastard!" Capricious began to cry.
"You're right, I don't, that's why I don't have a mother. Now you get to feel the pain I felt, before you die," Vicious 2 said, as he dropped the gun, and pulled his katana.

The tall henchmen walked over to Melanie's body, and looked down at her, "Wish, I could of had some of her." Melanie's eyes flashed open, and she fired the gun that was still clenched in her hands. The bullets from the sawed-off shotgun went through the henchman's pelvis area. He fell on his knees, grabbing his bleeding crouch. She got up with blood dripping from her dress, and shoved the shotgun in his mouth.
"I will put upon you none other burden," She fired the shotgun, and splattered his brains.

Milky found himself in a bearhug while Malkav jabbed the other guard in the belly. Milky clamped down on the huge man's nose with his teeth, and made the man released him. Milky kicked him in the nuts, and stabbed him with one of his throwing knives. The man backhanded him, and took the knife out of his stomach. Malkav dodged the slow man's huge fist, and kicked him in the throat. The man tried to scream, but his throat went hoarse. Milky was picked up, and pushed through another room. Malkav punched the other fat man to the ground, and followed Milky who had been royally bounced. Malkav jumped on the man's back, and began beating his head. Milky got up and went to work on his stomach with a hanful of knives between his fingers.

Vicious 2 and Capricious Tyrant stood a few feet in front of eachother. Vicious 2 saw Patches, who was trapped in an upside down cradle that was nailed down.
"Yeah Bingo! Kick that ass!" Patches cheered. Vicious 2 smirked and stared into Capricious's eyes.
"I see fear, and I smell pussy," Vicious 2 says.
"Fuck you," Carpricious said, while drawing a silver pistol with a pink handle on it. "I am going to kill you, and force that hot bitch of yours to spread for me." The song "spread" began to play in the background.
"To he that overcomes me will I allow him to sit at my throne,'' Vicious 2 says. Capricious fires his pistol, and Vicious dodges the bullet, and launches at him. He slashed at him with his katana, and Capricious jumped back, firing his pistol on instinct. That wasn't enough to hit Vicious 2, who sucker punched him, and kicked the pistol out of his hand. Capricious immediately returned the favor, but fell down as he drove his fist into Vicious 2's face. Vicious 2 jumped up before Capricious did, and drove his katana to the floor where Capricious lay. Capricious rolled out of the way, and Vicious 2's sword hit the floor. Vicious 2 let go of his sword, and jumped on Capricious, who tried to run away. He got up with his palm wrapped around Capricious's neck. Capricious quickly pulled another gun out, and shot Vicious 2 in the stomach. He climbed out of the shattered window, leading to the roof.

Melanie picked up two more large guns, as she headed for the master bedroom. She met up with huge bodyguard that Malkav beat the shit out of. He charged at her, and she blew his head off with the last two bullets in her sawed-off shotgun. She ran into the bedroom, where she saw Vicious 2 jump out of a window, and she quickly followed him.

Vicious 2 dashed after Capricious, and caught up with him on top of the roof. Melanie caught up, "Wait Vici, I want to kill him!" she commanded. Vicious 2 punched Capricious, who was bleeding from the nose.
"Ok," Vicious 2 assured.

Malkav and Milky stomped the other fat ass man to death, and they then entered the master bedroom and found Patches.
"Hey, how is it going?" Malkav said.
"Not that good, sire," Patches replied. Malkav laughed and broke Patches free from the nailed down cradle.
"Well, I got what I came for. Lets go," Malkav said. Milky shrugged his shoulders, and walked out with Malkav and Patches.

Vicious 2 pulled a knife from his pocket and gave it to Melanie.
"Kill him!" Vicious 2 ordered. Capricious was speechless, and he started to cry.
"No, I want him to suffer," Melanie said. "He killed my baby and then tried to fuck me," She snatched a bingo bomb from Vicious 2's pocket. She stabbed Capricious, who screamed as the blade cut though his skin. Vicious 2 gave her a lighter, and she lit the bingo bomb, and shoved it down his throat. She then stabbed the knife through his throat, before she and Vicious 2 ran, and jumped back into the mansion. They landed in, and a huge explosion shook the entire foundation of the mansion.

Melanie held Vicious 2 tightly and began to weep into his chest.
"Our baby is gone," She said through her tears. Vicious 2's hair covered his face, and he embraced Melanie. The tall henchman that Melanie crawled through the door.
"I...must..re..return the fa..vor, here's your last burden from me," His throat fully heals, and he pulls the trigger of the huge machine gun in his hand, and the bullets sprayed onto Vicious 2's body, and he flew back to the floor, and Melanie suffered what she had suffered when she saw her child being shot.
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