Tuesday, August 2, 2005

my cousins wedding
hey people sorry my last post was a little weird. one of my friends actually told m ethat it sucked but you know what can you do when you have like zero time and your riding in a car over a bumpy road? well heres all the junk that i did over the weekend. first my family and I drove all the way from south jordan Utah down to Fort Collins colorado for my cousins wedding. let me tell you kids something that was one freaky wedding they had a preacher up there waving his hands around and belting out this stuff about how love never forgets and how love is patient and how you musent ever get caught with another woman and all this other crap.now during this i'm just thinking to myself that if love never forgets then why do i not remember my first girlfriend. but you cant really call that love i guess. i mean i can remember all my favorite video games but not any girls. so anyway back to the wedding. while this preacher is up there we all have candles that have been lit and were swaying them back and forth (wait or was that the rave i went to the other night?)but anyway were waving these candles around and suddenly one of my younger cousins drops his candle. so all of a sudden i feel my leg getting warm and then warmer and then really really hot. so i look down expecting to see some stupid dog peeing on my leg but instead i see a flame that has caught on one of the curtains right by my leg. so i'm standin there facing a moral delema(is that how you spell it) should i shout out and tell everyone that theres a fire on the curtain and ruin this couples wedding as they are saying their vows or should i wait and let the church burn down to ashes? well being the nice guy that i am i decide i'll try to very quietly put out this flame that has started to grow on the curtain so i kinda stomp on it with my foot and wave my hand but all that does is make it bigger so at this point my cousin has finished stating his vows ans now his wife is so i decide that is the perfect moment to shout out "AHHHHHH!! FIRE THERES A FRICKIN FIRE HERE RUN" so what do you think everyone does? they dont do a thing theythink im pullin a prank because ive always been against this wedding.so i'm pushin away tryin to get out of the pew thing while the preacher gives me the dirtiest look you have ever seen. because in all total liklines i just screwed my cousins life up for good and now everyone thinks im just tryin to make it worse so they have the ushers come take me out of the church and even though theyr good church boys and stuff they literally throw me out of the church.which tells me that i probably shoudnt have ruined the preachers daughters wedding. so after like 5 minutes eveyone comes screaming out of the church yelling stuff like "its the end of the world" "Armegedon" "save me jebus" and then the preist comes out and his robe thing is burning a little and his hat thing is off and his reaction to this all is "these two people shoud not be wed God obviously does not wan tthem to be together or its all his fault" as he says this he points a finger at me and is going on and on about how i'm bad and how i'm a demon in human form. yeah i didn't like that to much so i just turn to the guy who dropped his candle and just laid it on him telling every one that he was the one who had dropped the candle that ruined the wedding that got me kicked out that got me to be a demon and all this other crap. so my friends that is how my cousins wedding which was doomed from the very first date was saved by me
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