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Friday, August 5, 2005


   the squirrel formally known as "pinky"
ok i know a lot of you are wondering about this title but fear not all will become clear within a matter of minutes. ok so one day i was sitting in my house just playing game cube when my mom yelled at me to go do something active with my time. so obediant to my mothers wishes i went and found a stale loaf of bread(we dont eat it once its hard) and a box. so i go outside and lean the box on a stick with the bread under it and tie string to the stick (you made a lot of these as a kid) and went and hid behind a wall. now eventually a squirrel came and started to try and eat the bread. then i pulled the string and catch the sqirrel in the box(i was so proud of myself)then you know i tipped it so i coud carry it inside. then i went & put a can of pink paint on the box so it wouldn't get out. then something happened so i had to go somewere. about half an hour later i remembered that the squirrel was down in the basement as im goin down the stairs and suddenly i hear this crash and then this bright pink thing comes runnin up the stairs. at first im not sure wat it is but as it passes me i see that its the squirrel i caught and its covered in pink paint. so i turn around just in time to see the squirrelmak this desperate lunge for freedom at out glass door. and just like in a disney cartoon he hits the door and slides down it making that little squeaky sound and leavig this pink smear down the glass. needles to say the squirrel got away but a few months later we found this squirrel that was all scratched up and had these gauges all over its body and had a little bit of pink on the very end of its paw. so with all this information i can only decide that pinky was mauled because all of the male squirrels felt threatened that he would rape them in their sleep so they decided to get him before he got them. so now you know the story of the unfortunate "pinky"
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