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Sunday, February 12, 2006


skiing with Chris.
hey all. so i'm about to tell you a short tale of fun, mischeif, pain, and laughter. BEWARE: THIS TALE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
ok so anyway i called my cousin up the other day an dtold him that we had to go skiing before he left on his mission. thankfully he agreed on the condition that we brought his dad with us. (someone needed to pay for the lift tickets) now we went and got up there. it was very cold, but we had come prepared with many, many hot packs that we taped to our bodies. now the problem with this is that is didn't get any cooler after time. if anything it only got hotter. so were skiing down the mountain taking off layers of clothes as we go. now eventualy we were carrying most of our clothes in our hands and still sweating like a pig in july. so we go and drop the clothes off. then my cousin's dad comes up with the great idea that we don't need clothes to ski down the mountain. we call him an idiot and then go away. as we are skiing down ther mountain we see this very pink form glide past us. it turn sout that while we had called him an idiot, we had not told him not to do it. so he is now proceeding to ski down the mountain bare butt naked. talk about a disturbing image. finally me and Chris decide we have seen enough so we beat him to the bottom of the hill and just start to hurl snowballs at him as he comes down. now from what i can gather from him is that a bunch of snowballs hitting you when you are naked is not that pleasent. but what is really painful is when you try to avoid being hit and one nails you right in the nads!

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