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Tuesday, May 23, 2006
My Jaw.
Alright. So my jaw's been hurting like a #$%@# $%@^@#^@# since Saturday because my wisdom tooth is growing in, and somehow it's locking up my mouth. So here's to you, my Jaw.
My Jaw
By visualkei
I can not open my small mouth
Because it’s somewhat locked
I try to pry it open with hands
But it’s sealed by an invisible padlock
It sounds like scratching glass
When I pull my jaw open
My sister says it sounds as if
Her ear popped when my mouth loosened
I have to cut my food
Into tiny little pieces
To squeeze it in my mouth
As some asshole laughs and teases
When I talk back to people
They say they don’t understand
Because my words are slurred
It sounds like I’m from China mainland
I’m addicted to Advil now
To stop the damn pain
Directions say take 1 every 4-6 hours
But to me it doesn’t pertain
Now I don’t know what to do
Too broke to see a dentist
I’m going to operate on myself
Because this way’s the cheapest.
=P
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