Tuesday, July 11, 2006

   Around Campus
• While walking through the West Mall, a girl will suddenly get her period and wish all the flyers being handed out were really tampons.
• Freshmen who have put on the infamous Freshman 15 won’t feel so bad once they hear about how many of their old high school friends have put on the Pregnant 40.
• No one will go the Madrigal Dinner, no matter how many posters you put up.
• The Not-By-Choice Virgin Association will be meeting in Engineering building Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, from 8pm until the end of their lives.
• The Seventh Seal that signals the beginning of the apocalypse was opened the day rolling backpacks were invented.
• Eclectic tastes reflected through hair are not appealing—just very smelly.
• Flowers left at the MLK statue are not for the taking.
• Living at a co-op doesn’t make you artsy — it makes you substance dependent.
• Panic will strike once you realize finals are coming, your rent is past due, and you have absolutely no idea how many pints are in a gallon.
• Professors die a little each time you turn around to look at the clock and sigh.
• In-class surveys never include a “You’re wasting my time” check box.
• While walking down the Drag, economics students will argue over which homeless person gives them the most bang for their buck.
• Students who participate in walkouts will question why their skipping calculus hasn’t sent tremors through Washington.

--Texas Travesty


I'll be heading up to Austin for a day this afternoon. Because my eeediot sister and boyfriend needs to take a damn test they should've registered and taken months ago in the city they live in!

...I still want a road trip.

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