Wednesday, December 14, 2005

   yes!
almost the end of the first semester! no full days left! only half days!!!!!!!!! hahahaha...so wuzzup? nothin much here...thats all for now later
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

   Sup all?
today was long and i feel sick...well anyway heres sep.

episode 9 "Christmas at ground zero"

(today we join sephiroth in his mansion wrapping some presents)
Nick:(yelling out a window) HEY BIGGIE!!!!!
(the fat guy Nick is yelling at turns and looks)
Nick:What?! you wanna foight!?
Sephiroth:well i wonder how squall is doing with his new pizza parlor?
(we join squall at his restaurant called 'squall's pizza' which opens every wednesday followed by and explosion cause squalls cookin and then is rebuilt on thursday and friday, then the process is repeated...today is wednesday in their world)
Squall:alright people! payday!!!!
Cloud:yeah!!!!!!!!
(squall hands out envelopes, each one containing a bill for the costs of rebuilding)
Cloud:god damn it squall!!
(cloud pulls out his buster sword and smacks squall upside the head)
squall:dont move or ill do it!
(squall has grabbed a slice of pepperoni and a slice of pizza)
cloud:ok skeeter, we dont want any trouble...
(squall touches the pepperoni with the pizza causing the whole building to explode...back at the mansion)
tifa:one more minute till christmas!
(cloud and squall come bursting through the front door fighting)
Sephiroth:CALM THE HELL DOWN!!!!
Nick:THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!!

thats all for today...join us next time when christmas ACTUALLY comes.
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Monday, December 12, 2005

   i slept in la classe de espanol
it twas a good sleep, and fo the whole block! well whatever the rest of the day was boring and i have to two extra credit projects for the only class im failing and i have one project for biology and one huge worksheet for the animal kingdom and thats about it...later i guess...what should the next episode of sephiroth be about? im up for suggestions...
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Friday, December 9, 2005

   yo wuzzup?
howd yall like the new editons to 'sephiroth as a normal person'? and as another reminder...if you wish to see any of the other episodes i can email em to ya at ya own request!
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Thursday, December 8, 2005

   sephiroth as a normal person
Episode 8 “sephiroth addresses the us congress”

(the us congressmen and commander george dubya are in the white house consulting on the war on terrorism, when the front door bursts open)
sephiroth:I’D LIKE MAKE GOD DAMN STATEMENT!!!!!!!!
George dubya: what might that be….mr….?
Sephiroth:SEPHIROTH GOD DAMN IT!!!
George dubya:so what is your statement?
Sephiroth:HEY BITCHES!!! YA BETTER PRACTICE SAFE SEX!!!!!!!!!
Congressman1: whats that?
(Tifa comes running in)
Tifa:what I don’t do!
(The rest of the gang walks in)
Cloud:ya got that right…
(Squall steps forward with some koolaid)
Nick:shit!
(everyone who could use magic cast “barrier” and “shield” approximately 38607 times)
Sephiroth:I hope that will be enough
(Squall pours the koolaid mix into a glass of water, it begins to bubble followed by an explosion which destroys the entire white house; all the congressmen are dead, but george dubya is still there, and Sephiroth and the rest lie on the ground with 1 hp each cause obviously the magic did nothing)
Sephiroth:IF YOU FUCKIN COOK AGAIN IM GONNA RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT WITH A FORK AND STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
Shaggy:that’s right scoob, were dealing one sick son of a nitch!

Narrator:Will squall cook again? …
Nick:yes
Narrator:will anyone ever be sane?
Nick:Fuck off narrator!!!!!
Till next time….adios.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005

   Episode 7 ‘sephiroth goes to court’
(the next day sephiroth is taken to court because of all the people he killed; all the jury members are attending this willingly cause most of them had one of their family members killed by sep.)
bailiff:all rise for the honorable Judge Biznatch!
(nick walks in with a judge robe and takes his place at the podium)
Sephiroth:what the fuck are you doing here!?
Nick:im judge biznatch, don’t worry almost no guilty people go to jail when im the judge…
Plaintiff:Im charging sephiroth with countless murders and robbings!
Nick:is this true sephiroth?
Sephiroth:yes your honor its all true
Nick:we shall settle this with a boat race! Whoever loses goes to jail!
(down at the local river both the plaintiff and sephiroth set up their boats)
jury member1:what does this have to do with the judicial system?
Nick:you backtalkin me?! Thirty years in prison!!!!bailiff! take him away!
(the bailiff removes the jury member; shortly, the race begins)
Plaintiff:yeah Im winning!
(sephiroth uses fire 2 on the boat destroying it)
Plaintiff:you cheated!
Nick:I never said anything about rules, bitch! Looks like you LOST!!!!!
Plaintiff:what!? Nooo!!!!!!!
Nick:life in jail!
(the bailiff returns from arresting the jury member, then takes the plaintiff away)
Nick:all in a days work…
Cloud:it only took one hour…
Sephiroth:mwahahaha! I win another trial!
Bailiff:all rise for the exit of Judge Biznatch!
(Nick leaves for home)

Howd you like that? Join again for ‘sephiroth addresses the US congress’…
Till next time…later

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Tuesday, December 6, 2005

   the return of 'sephiroth as a normal person'
YES! I GOTS ME SOME IDEAS!!!!! in case you didnt know i started this a while ago but had writers block if you want any previous episodes i can e-mail em to ya at ya own request!

episode6 'return of sephiroth'
(we join sephiroth as he plays super metroid on his snes...)
sephiroth:damnit! i cant get the x-ray goggles!!!
(squall walks in carrying some frozen pizza and a paper plate)
cloud:dear god dont!!!!!!
(squall places the pizza on the paper plate causing a VERY small nuclear explosion destroying the bathroom directly above it with which eliwood is taking a shower)
Eliwood:damn! what the hell was that!?
Nick:squall tried to cook again...
Eliwood:oh...
(barret bursts through the front door)
Barret:hey bitches! y know what?!
sephiroth:your gonna buy me a new damn door, thats what!
Barret:i found lyn!
sephiroth:.....thats it?...
(lyn walks in)
lyn:Nick! you wanna take a walk?
Nick:no...
lyn:you will? thanks!
Nick:i said no damnit!
lyn:what?
Nick:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Squall:maybe i should try ramen...
All(cept squall):NO!!!
(emerald weapon is seen through where the front door once was)
Emerald:did ya'll buy some reeboks yet?
Sephiroth:fuck no!

thats all for today...
tune in next time for 'revenge of sephiroth' OR 'sephiroth addresses the US congress' till next time adios...
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   i got a question
do you want to go to concentration camp?! its going to get a bit NOISY!!!! just ignore the screams of pain in background! the blood on wall is decoration!!!

well thats my question...lol...so wuzzup? nothing much here...well thats all for now later...
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Monday, December 5, 2005

   well im pretty sure im weird...
i got bored so i decided "why the hell not download some metroid music?!" so i got some brinstar stuff and im listening to it right now...damn i must be bored...well its time to start studying for exams! since finals are next week...im also trying to learn how to be a programmer...im starting out with small program making like what i hope to make called "the irritated man's search engine" which pretty much lets a really...and i mean REALLY angry guy who is fed up with other searches and give im what e wants! then i hope to start making my own games! and im looking into getting a pilot's license! well thats about it...later
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Sunday, December 4, 2005

   well nothin much goin on today
went to church...workin on projects...and playing some very old games that i got emulators for...thats pretty much it...later
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