Sunday, July 17, 2005

   Sephiroth as a normal person
Episode 5 "The Retards strike back"

Sephiroth walks back home to find the characters from fire emblem....well only Lyn, Eliwood, and Nick.
Sephiroth:wheres the rest? like wil, Florina, satin, i mean sain?
Nick:weeeelllll....they uh...died.
Sephiroth:WELL WHAT ABOUT GUY, OR SERRA?!
Nick:well, the reason wil died was cause serra couldn't get the steel bow to him in time, and i sent kent to kill guy when he was on the other side, so i never had him on my team, besides, he is always ashamed of himself, as well as emotionally challenged...
Sephiroth:time for me to get a house. Tifa?! can i use some of your prostituting money?!
Tifa:sure, i have over three million dollars!
Sephiroth:well, shit.
Cloud:y'know what? i'm so excited to be moving into a new house, i could shit.
Cloud farts loudly.
Sephiroth:damnit! find a toilet!

Join sephiroth next time, as he buys a new house. only god knows what could possibly happen in the next episode, in episode 6 "Return of the Sephiroth"
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Saturday, July 16, 2005

   "Sephiroth as a normal Person"
Episode 4 "a new idiot"

The next morning sephiroth is taking a stroll down the street, and stops at a crosswalk, when his worst enemy, Heideggar (i think i spelled it right) is walking down the street talking to a short fat guy named Jordan, who is oblivious and stupid
Heideggar:man, i'm so cool, gyahahahahaha!!!
Sephiroth:god, i hate them, i wish that Emerald Weapon was here to eliminate them!
A stomping sound is heard followed by a high voice
Ruby Weapon:how you spell dat?!
Emerald Weapon:Well shoo, homie! how you pass middle school?!?!
Ruby:well you gotta take some sort o test o somthin'!
Then Ruby weapon took one of his giant fingernails and stabbed both heideggar and Jordan.
Sephiroth:let me guess, you want to become part of the cast in "Sephiroth as a normal person", right?
Emerald:yup
Sephiroth:fine, later.
Sephiroth continues his walk until he gets to the local bar. He finds alabamaman at the counter, he is a stickfigure with a cowboy hat and two stickfigure guns
Sephiroth:you alabamaman?
Alabamaman:shut up, bitch! i come home at 4 in the morning from this local bar and beat up my wife!
Sephiroth:Oh HELL no! you don't tell me to shut up!
A bar fight ensues.

Meanwhile, at the apartment, Eliwood and Lyn arrive after running from the cops, as well as their tactician, Nick, the creator of this story.
Lyn:Nick, will you be our pimp?
Nick:yeah, sure.
Lyn:you will? thank you Nick!!
Nick:thats the only thing we've ever agreed on.

Well, this ends another episode of "sephiroth as a normal person, join him each week as he battles the forces of stupidity and randomness, til next time, adios.
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Friday, July 15, 2005

   Sephiroth as a normal person
Episode 3 “2 fast 2 sephiroth”

Yuffie and Squall are making frozen pizza in the kitchen.
Yuffie:ok, Squall, first is the pizza cold?
Squall:yeah its pretty cold.
Yuffie:next, put the pizza on a paper plate
Squall puts the pizza on the paper plate, but as soon as the pizza touched the paper plate, they both exploded
Sephiroth:what the hell was THAT?!?!
Sephiroth, cloud, vincent, tifa, and the rest are watching tv, a starwars movie
Vader:I’m warning you, Obi-wan, I can do monster backflips, and with this ability I will take over lucas films and become the master of directing
Obi-wan:only the master of EVIL directing, darth!
Sephiroth:this is a weird show…
Then the phone rang, and Caitsith answered
Voice:I am Shinra, I hear you’re looking for a job, and-
Caitsith:SCREW YOU!!!!
Then caitsith slammes the phone into the reciever, causing it to break.
They continue watching tv when a commercial comes on
Emerald Weapon:hey kids! You wanna know how to do the revenge stomp?
Kid:I do emerald weapon!!!
Emerald: well, all you need are some reeboks!!!
The kid jumps.
Kid:its not working emerald weapon….
Emerald:you have to do it like this!
Emerald jumps on the kid and the police come
Police:You’re under arrest, emerald weapon!

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Thursday, July 14, 2005

   iv been thinkin
should i put "sephiroth as a normal person in a post instead of introduction? it might let me add more but im worried about it going to another page and people not checking, what do you guys think?
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

   Sephiroth as a normal person
For all those who joined in late for the "sephiroth as a normal person" series and missed any episodes, just pm me and ill sent whatever episode(s) you missed.

Also, today i had an orthodontist appointment to check on my retainer, god i hate that thing.
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

   update
for all those who like "sephiroth as a normal person" i will be continuing the story shortly, i wish i could put more space in the introduction, but only 1500 characters allowed, and by the way im taking over savior sephiroths site...again...because he quit....again...and hes bored with it...anyway later
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Saturday, July 9, 2005

   hahahaha
this is just part 1 of the sephiroth series, tell me about it if you'd like just leave a comment. or you could mail me if you'd like, i doubt it though.
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Thursday, July 7, 2005

   SUP!!!!
dis is bo Vito, n i juz screwin up da english language righ no, bo juz wanned to updat dis sit an make sum weerd wods up as i go along....anyways later
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Tuesday, July 5, 2005

   I'M TNT
AH GOD!!!!!!!!!!! RAIDENS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! OTACONS A BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!! LETS RIP OUT HIS INTESTINES AND CHOKE HIM WITH THEM!!!!!!!!! AH GOD!!!!!!!!! THATS RIGHT SCOOB, WE'RE DEALING WITH ONE SICK SON OF A NITCH =D
this was done byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
safer sephiroth
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Monday, July 4, 2005

   Happy 4th of July!
as you all know, today is independence day! so have a great time and don't blow up anyone with fireworks! unless you want to...
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