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Friday, July 15, 2005


   Sephiroth as a normal person
Episode 3 “2 fast 2 sephiroth”

Yuffie and Squall are making frozen pizza in the kitchen.
Yuffie:ok, Squall, first is the pizza cold?
Squall:yeah its pretty cold.
Yuffie:next, put the pizza on a paper plate
Squall puts the pizza on the paper plate, but as soon as the pizza touched the paper plate, they both exploded
Sephiroth:what the hell was THAT?!?!
Sephiroth, cloud, vincent, tifa, and the rest are watching tv, a starwars movie
Vader:I’m warning you, Obi-wan, I can do monster backflips, and with this ability I will take over lucas films and become the master of directing
Obi-wan:only the master of EVIL directing, darth!
Sephiroth:this is a weird show…
Then the phone rang, and Caitsith answered
Voice:I am Shinra, I hear you’re looking for a job, and-
Caitsith:SCREW YOU!!!!
Then caitsith slammes the phone into the reciever, causing it to break.
They continue watching tv when a commercial comes on
Emerald Weapon:hey kids! You wanna know how to do the revenge stomp?
Kid:I do emerald weapon!!!
Emerald: well, all you need are some reeboks!!!
The kid jumps.
Kid:its not working emerald weapon….
Emerald:you have to do it like this!
Emerald jumps on the kid and the police come
Police:You’re under arrest, emerald weapon!

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