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Saturday, July 16, 2005

   "Sephiroth as a normal Person"
Episode 4 "a new idiot"

The next morning sephiroth is taking a stroll down the street, and stops at a crosswalk, when his worst enemy, Heideggar (i think i spelled it right) is walking down the street talking to a short fat guy named Jordan, who is oblivious and stupid
Heideggar:man, i'm so cool, gyahahahahaha!!!
Sephiroth:god, i hate them, i wish that Emerald Weapon was here to eliminate them!
A stomping sound is heard followed by a high voice
Ruby Weapon:how you spell dat?!
Emerald Weapon:Well shoo, homie! how you pass middle school?!?!
Ruby:well you gotta take some sort o test o somthin'!
Then Ruby weapon took one of his giant fingernails and stabbed both heideggar and Jordan.
Sephiroth:let me guess, you want to become part of the cast in "Sephiroth as a normal person", right?
Emerald:yup
Sephiroth:fine, later.
Sephiroth continues his walk until he gets to the local bar. He finds alabamaman at the counter, he is a stickfigure with a cowboy hat and two stickfigure guns
Sephiroth:you alabamaman?
Alabamaman:shut up, bitch! i come home at 4 in the morning from this local bar and beat up my wife!
Sephiroth:Oh HELL no! you don't tell me to shut up!
A bar fight ensues.

Meanwhile, at the apartment, Eliwood and Lyn arrive after running from the cops, as well as their tactician, Nick, the creator of this story.
Lyn:Nick, will you be our pimp?
Nick:yeah, sure.
Lyn:you will? thank you Nick!!
Nick:thats the only thing we've ever agreed on.

Well, this ends another episode of "sephiroth as a normal person, join him each week as he battles the forces of stupidity and randomness, til next time, adios.
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