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Friday, July 22, 2005


Sephiroth as a normal person
episode 6 “Dude, where’s my house?”

After Sephiroth looks at a house he speaks with the guide he is with.
Sephiroth:I hate it, lets move on
Guide:’aight
The next house they look at is a mansion
Sephiroth:I like this one, I’ll take it.
Guide:It’s seven hundred thousand dollars
Sephiroth:no, it’s free
Guide:alright, mr. Sephiroth, you can have it
Sephiroth:you’re damn right I can have it!!!
Sephiroth moves from the apartment into his new home, everyone has their own room, Eliwood and Lyn can’t move in because they’re still runnin from the cops, but Nick decides to stay.
Squall:OKAY! Who wants some margaritas to celebrate the new home?!
Squall begins to pour the drink into a glass. Cloud leaped forward, and everything went slow motion as Cloud tried to hit the glass away from squall, he reaches out his hand and everything stops, via the matrix, and the screen rotates 180 degrees, then everything sped up, and the kitchen exploded before Cloud could get to the glass.
Sephiroth:DAMN!!! In the house for twenty minutes and Squall already blows something up while dealing with food!!!
Squall:hey, I’m sorry, eh?
Cloud:Take off, you hoser!
Squall:eh, what’s with the bad canadian accent, eh?
Cloud:well, take off! I like this bad canadian accent, you hoser!
Sephiroth:well, since this is idiot hour, why don’t you go to your rooms!!!???
Squall and Cloud:why should we?
Sephiroth gets up, and starts chasing them around the house with his sword until they lock themselves in their room.

As another episode of “Sephiroth as a normal person” comes to a close, I will leave you with some words that I try to pattern my life by… “A stitch in time, really screws up a brand new digital clock.”

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