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Tuesday, December 6, 2005


   the return of 'sephiroth as a normal person'
YES! I GOTS ME SOME IDEAS!!!!! in case you didnt know i started this a while ago but had writers block if you want any previous episodes i can e-mail em to ya at ya own request!

episode6 'return of sephiroth'
(we join sephiroth as he plays super metroid on his snes...)
sephiroth:damnit! i cant get the x-ray goggles!!!
(squall walks in carrying some frozen pizza and a paper plate)
cloud:dear god dont!!!!!!
(squall places the pizza on the paper plate causing a VERY small nuclear explosion destroying the bathroom directly above it with which eliwood is taking a shower)
Eliwood:damn! what the hell was that!?
Nick:squall tried to cook again...
Eliwood:oh...
(barret bursts through the front door)
Barret:hey bitches! y know what?!
sephiroth:your gonna buy me a new damn door, thats what!
Barret:i found lyn!
sephiroth:.....thats it?...
(lyn walks in)
lyn:Nick! you wanna take a walk?
Nick:no...
lyn:you will? thanks!
Nick:i said no damnit!
lyn:what?
Nick:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Squall:maybe i should try ramen...
All(cept squall):NO!!!
(emerald weapon is seen through where the front door once was)
Emerald:did ya'll buy some reeboks yet?
Sephiroth:fuck no!

thats all for today...
tune in next time for 'revenge of sephiroth' OR 'sephiroth addresses the US congress' till next time adios...

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