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Wednesday, December 7, 2005


   Episode 7 ‘sephiroth goes to court’
(the next day sephiroth is taken to court because of all the people he killed; all the jury members are attending this willingly cause most of them had one of their family members killed by sep.)
bailiff:all rise for the honorable Judge Biznatch!
(nick walks in with a judge robe and takes his place at the podium)
Sephiroth:what the fuck are you doing here!?
Nick:im judge biznatch, don’t worry almost no guilty people go to jail when im the judge…
Plaintiff:Im charging sephiroth with countless murders and robbings!
Nick:is this true sephiroth?
Sephiroth:yes your honor its all true
Nick:we shall settle this with a boat race! Whoever loses goes to jail!
(down at the local river both the plaintiff and sephiroth set up their boats)
jury member1:what does this have to do with the judicial system?
Nick:you backtalkin me?! Thirty years in prison!!!!bailiff! take him away!
(the bailiff removes the jury member; shortly, the race begins)
Plaintiff:yeah Im winning!
(sephiroth uses fire 2 on the boat destroying it)
Plaintiff:you cheated!
Nick:I never said anything about rules, bitch! Looks like you LOST!!!!!
Plaintiff:what!? Nooo!!!!!!!
Nick:life in jail!
(the bailiff returns from arresting the jury member, then takes the plaintiff away)
Nick:all in a days work…
Cloud:it only took one hour…
Sephiroth:mwahahaha! I win another trial!
Bailiff:all rise for the exit of Judge Biznatch!
(Nick leaves for home)

Howd you like that? Join again for ‘sephiroth addresses the US congress’…
Till next time…later

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