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Thursday, December 8, 2005

   sephiroth as a normal person
Episode 8 “sephiroth addresses the us congress”

(the us congressmen and commander george dubya are in the white house consulting on the war on terrorism, when the front door bursts open)
sephiroth:I’D LIKE MAKE GOD DAMN STATEMENT!!!!!!!!
George dubya: what might that be….mr….?
Sephiroth:SEPHIROTH GOD DAMN IT!!!
George dubya:so what is your statement?
Sephiroth:HEY BITCHES!!! YA BETTER PRACTICE SAFE SEX!!!!!!!!!
Congressman1: whats that?
(Tifa comes running in)
Tifa:what I don’t do!
(The rest of the gang walks in)
Cloud:ya got that right…
(Squall steps forward with some koolaid)
Nick:shit!
(everyone who could use magic cast “barrier” and “shield” approximately 38607 times)
Sephiroth:I hope that will be enough
(Squall pours the koolaid mix into a glass of water, it begins to bubble followed by an explosion which destroys the entire white house; all the congressmen are dead, but george dubya is still there, and Sephiroth and the rest lie on the ground with 1 hp each cause obviously the magic did nothing)
Sephiroth:IF YOU FUCKIN COOK AGAIN IM GONNA RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT WITH A FORK AND STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
Shaggy:that’s right scoob, were dealing one sick son of a nitch!

Narrator:Will squall cook again? …
Nick:yes
Narrator:will anyone ever be sane?
Nick:Fuck off narrator!!!!!
Till next time….adios.

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