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Thursday, January 19, 2006


   Sephiroth episode 9
(We join Nick at an intersection downtown, a red light is on, he is on the sidewalk, and lyn stops with a cool car at the light)
lyn: hi nick! Look at this car, this is MY car, not yours! Come closer to see how shiny it is!
(nick walks forward and keys her car. Nergle then drives up behind her and stops, then he is followed by seth, who has a convertible, and with his arm out on the side of the car he has a lance which slams into the back of nergle’s car, nergle then turns around)
Nergle: Gespenst!!!!!!!
(the red light explodes)
Nick:damn!
(emerald weapon comes out of nowhere)
emerald: antidisestablishmentarianism
ruby:how you spell dat!?
Emerald:well shit homie, how you pass middle school?!
Ruby:I think you have to take some sort of test o sumpin!
(back at the mansion, sephiroth is beating the shit out of squall)
Sephiroth:how…can…you…mess….up…getting….chips…out…of…the…CAN!!!!!!!!!!
Squall:ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!!!
(Nick comes back from ruining lyns car)
Nick: I hate lyn! That’s the second thing that she bragged about having! First the mani katti! Now a god damn car!!!!!!!!!!!

that’s all for today, join us next time when everyone insults everyone else, till next time, adios…

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