Saturday, February 24, 2007

Today is a day of discovery. It's only 9:30 and I've made quite a few.

1. Small, cute puppies, are in reality demonic beings from another dimension sent to earth by their puppy-god to make life miserable for the feet of humans. *squish, squish, CHOMP*

2. Washing just your hair by sticking only your head in the shower without having one of those cool extension hoses off the shower head only results in one huge, wet and muggy bathroom, not to mention the knots in my hair..

3. Trying to post while making your grandmother breakfast only ends up burning her food and forcing you to cut the post short.

:) so laters!!!


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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

BOOM!

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Monday, February 19, 2007

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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..

Ahh so pretty outside. I love the rain. I love walking in the rain. Too bad it didn't keep it up. I came in when it died down. Ha I'm all wet again. *frowns* My dad is here. Actually, he's out on the porch giving my brother another lecture. Another reason I came inside. But I found the prettiest rocks today. I wore tennis shoes this time. My feet are thanking me.

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Saturday, February 17, 2007

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Wow.. so.. today was fun. Woke up early, went to work. My job was to dig holes, plant three little bush-plants, and arrange rocks to make it look pretty. Well.. There were some minor difficulties. Such as not being able to find a spade or shovel. So I decided to use a spoon. I tried that for a while, *enlightenment* then realized that maybe, instead of getting a teaspoon amount of dirt each time, I could use my hands and get like 40 zillion times that much with Each scoop. But then I realized how hard the dirt really was. So I went on a search for the hose, which served fruitful. Except.. it had one of those sprayer things on the end.. and I coulndt get it off. So I decided to just leave it there. I turn the water on, but the water isn't coming out. I pick up the head and pull the little lever. So Birda got a second shower this morning.
But finally, I got the water INTO the half-holes I'd dug. so I let it seep in for a bit, then start digging again. But like inches down there was this big pipe.. hmm. So I found my boss and asked if I planted plants on top if it would ruin the pipe. He says of course not, so I dig around it.
So now I'm pulling the first lil bush out of its pot. It was absolutely adorable, with stringy green leaf-branch things and little itty bitty purple flowers. So I massage the roots a bit and sort of form them around the pipe so the entire mass of root would fit. It worked perfect. I patted the dirt around and moved to the next plant. I could describe these plants all day I swear. I picked these three out, and they were all so different and perfect and.. adorable. I intend to be a botanist when I grow up. My love for plants is immeasurable.
But I have to tell you about the SPIDER!!! I was arranging the pretty rocks, like a good little girl - I LOVE rocks too by the way, I go hiking just to collect rocks whatever chance I get.. - but I was arranging rocks and BOOM. There he was. I swear a wolf spider must have done it with a tarantula or something because this thing was humungous and hairy with the weirdest stripes and the longest legs, and i probably would've been awe-stricken and sat and watched it for a while.. but it made the wrong kind of entrance. Out of nowhere, there it was, and when things fall out of the sky randomly right in front of my face, I tend to freak a bit. So this huge spider is in heaven.. due to the big rock I had in my hand at the time. *looks skyward* please forgive me. But anyway.
So then I pull weeds for an hour and then I scrubbed statues with a toothbrush and lime-away. Terrible hand cramps..
So I've got to be to the church at one, because its 7th wards turn to clean the stake center. So I'm all set. its ten to, and I'm still down at work. I call my mommy to come pick me up. she says she cant, she's too busy, and she said that my sis was also too busy and that I'd have to walk. So I got a little mad and said like the whining teen that I am 'but mommy, I'm gonna be late..' in that annoying voice. She says that jeff will be over to get me. *cringes* he is paralyzed on his left side and drives like a maniac. It scares me. But it was the only choice I had.. so he came and picked me up. So I closed my eyes and clutched my purse in fright and finally we got to the church. alive!
I went in, and my bestest friend Cyndy and I got to empty trash cans and then I scrubbed doorknobs.
Okay so then I had planned to go over to my bestest friend Cyndy's house and help her clean, because I love cleaning her house, but my sister calls me and says she wants me to go on a walk with her. Okay, I say. THinking that she just meant across town and back. you know, pavement. But no. she didn't tell me what she meant be "walk" was "treacherous hike" and so she tells me to get in the car and starts driving. I say, I thought we were going on a walk. She says, we are. I wouldn't have minded the hike we went on at all, except she never told me we were going to go hike up a mountain, or else I would have brought something for my feet besides flip flops. I had so many stickers in my feet I had to stop every couple minutes to rip them all out. Finally we stop at the way top of this hill and I look down because my feet were itching. And I guess I was having an allergic reaction to these pokey things because my feet were all red and swelling. whoops. So she says, alright, lets head back down. I thanked the heavens and practically ran down, tripping all the way, until I saw the car, at which point I began to rejoice.
Mmm.. we were driving real fast.. windows down.. just flying home.. then. then she slams on the brakes and turns into the wal-mart parking lot. Ghrrrmn. An hour and a hundred bucks later and very, very red feet, we walked out of the store. I munched on my sugar snap peas while we drove the rest of the way home.
Which brings me to now. I'm supposed to be cleaning my room. And practicing. but my fingers still hurt and are twitching from typing, and my feet hurt. I don't know what feet have to do with playing a viola, but I'll figure it out.
Oh my gosh I just realized I've been sitting here on the computer for wayy too long. My times up, I'm suprised my brother hasn't come and kicked me off saying its his turn. Someday I'll get my own computer..
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Friday, February 16, 2007

So let me tell you a little story.

Once there was a girl who went to school at a performing arts school called Tuacahn. One day, she was sitting out front with her friend Leah, waiting for her older sister to come pick them up. Turns out she was at the repair shop getting the car fixed. So after about twenty minutes, the girl is getting bored and realizes she doesn't even have a book to read. Then, before she knew what had happened, the largest kid in school, a junior whom she'd never met, comes up to her, says "hey baby" and lays across her lap - Which wasn't easy considering he was probably five times the size of her lap. This girl, a quiet, sometimes shy person, sits there with this walrus on her lap, unknowing what to do and very much embarrassed. Finally, after about a zillion seconds, Leah notices her friend's distress and yells out, "scott! If you love me you'll come give me a piggy back ride!!!" Hence the chubby ball finally freed her legs, which had long since fallen asleep.
**note to self** -never sit on the bench out front after school unless you happen to have a very sharp object in easy reach.

Yeah, so, after.. how long have I had myotaku? Hmm. well. I guess I can put my name up lol. I made up a random one when I got this account and never changed it. Well everyone have a good day!
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Thursday, February 15, 2007

and then it poked me in the stomach
And as it turns out, I can post today.

Hmm. I've decided that we should burn all earplugs in a pit of fiery tak. I hate them. You squash them, and squish them, and sit on them and stick them underneath your older sisters college textbooks for a week, then you pull them out.. and they poof right back up again. Just like before. Exactly. Within 5 minutes, not a dent. It makes me want to scream *ferocious roar*
:) all better now


Haha.. three months!!! THREE MONTHS!! And these dang braces shall be gone forever! Why must time pass so slowly?
And in less than four months, school's out. Wow, freshman year is almost 3/4 of the way over. Yay!

Well.. my viola is calling.. I didn't have time to practice last night. Well, I did.. but due to three hours of sleep the night before.. I decided to go to bed three hours early. Went to bed at five and got up and four. That's the most sleep I've got in a month lol.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

sorry sorry
Sorry sorry life is crazy. I want to post but just been really busy and haven't got around to it.
but life is good pretty much. Gave a red long stemmed rose to my darling Kelton. Worked out a scheme with JOrdan, Leah's boyfriend, to get the flowers and the poem there as a total suprise. He wanted to bring them himself but he had to work and he knew her dad wouldn't like it if he drove all the way out to the school to visit her. So he sent me money and I bought the flowers - they were absolutely beautiful, by the way - and in orchestra I ran down to the office where they were keeping them for me and took them up to Leah. She asked who they were from, I told her to read the poem. She looks at me with the biggest smile I've ever seen and whispers, "jordan.." oh my gosh just to see her smile like that.. I wish he could have been there to see her.
I tasted the weirdest energy drink today.. it was a rockstar but it tasted like pineapple. It was kind of icky.. but good somehow.
And finally. My mom is finally letting me get my ears pierced. I've been trying to get her to let me for going on eight years now. I gave up a couple years ago, but I decided to start asking again. The first response I got was "what's next, your belly button?" then I got "if god had wanted you to have holes in your ears he would have put them there himself." and that was the end of discussion. then at dinner mom announced to everyone that i was getting my ears pierced and I'm like.. alright.. you never told me that but okay.. so yeah
So yeah, I don't know when I'll be able to actually post again. It might be tomorrow. It might be in a week.
But loves and kisses
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Saturday, February 10, 2007

So I spent almost three hours wandering aimlessly around Wal-mart. I went originally to get a red shirt for Monday and Valentines candy. I can't believe I spent sixty dollars. *smacks self in forehead repeatedly*
Oh well.
I got a pretty necklace and nail polish though.
And I got everyone candy and special stuff.
And a red striped shirt..
sixty whole dollars. *smack, smack, smack..*

I feel very tired and sluggish. And it's only seven thirty.. oooh caffeine cravings are back again. Or some kind of craving.. and since I'm tired and craving sweet I assume it's caffeine. I don't have any anyhow so maybe thats a good thing.

My mp3.. my beloved.. is dying. I'm so crushed. I have always babied it.. I've never dropped it once. I keep it in a little special case most of the time.. yet it malfunctions so much it isn't even funny. My mommy says she'll buy me an iPod for my birthday but that's not 'til May.. and I can't sleep at night without it.. but it seems the more I use it the worse it gets. *tear*

Well *yawns* I'm much tired. I don't care if it's still early, I'm sleeping.
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Friday, February 9, 2007

   So yeah I'm tired. *yawns*
Listening to Puffy AmiYumi. Its like preppy.. in japanese.. or that's what I'm hearing. Wow I should listen to this in the mornings.. I''d never fall asleep in history again..
So Cyndy came to school with me today. It was fun having her. Don't know if she actually enjoyed it though ;) oh well. So today wasn't as interesting as it could have been. Maybe that's why I just want to sleep so badly.. I don't know. I'm very much wanting an energy drink.. I love Adrenaline.. the black can with the little lizards.. mmmm.. or even a boo koo.. I just want caffeine. And not from just soda I don't like it.
Hmm well I've got to go. I'll try and write a sincere and crazy post tomorrow.
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Thursday, February 8, 2007

Oh boy life is fun. That's pretty much all I can say. Everything goes wrong, then you get to school and everything is right, there's the drama and everything's annoying, then everythings alright, then its absolutely crazily awesome. THEN you go home again.. and, well.. then the whole process starts over.
So in Art today I painted my thumb again. This time I did a base wash of burgandy and then a pink-white frame with small red flowers with light green stems and leaves. I painted the nail bright yellow, and was then starting on this really awesome tree that started at my wrist and wound way up to the tip of my middly finger. And that's when Ms. Scott announced that our paintings were due tomorrow. I looked at my painting, cringed and thought of all the things I could do to make her mad. Like paint the solemn western boot bright purple. I lifted my brush but then lost my nerve and used it to paint the grapes. Yeah.. art is fun. I don't care for Ms. Scott much but I love to paint.
So I went to the counceler Ms. Shirley at my school and we worked out my schedule for this year and coming years so that I can have my associates by the time I graduate. She says it will be hard but I'm hell-bent on doing it. If it's capable of being done, you can bet I'll do it. If someone says I won't be able to do it, I'll get it done ten times better and faster :P
Someday no one shall doubt my miraculous abilities lol.
And for Cyndy.. OH MY GOSH I'm so excited. This is going to be so much fun :D
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