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Wednesday, July 6, 2005

   Happy Fourth! Er-- Sixth!!
Well, the Fourth was rather uneventful. The usual happened. For three years now, my cousins light fireworks and try to impress us all with their ability to light three-or four at a time. And every year, they almost kill themselves. The first year, one of these geniuses lite an artillery shell, then leaned over the tube because he thought that it wasn't lite. Guess what. It was, and it almost blew his head off.

Then the next year, (I believe it was the same cousin) lite another artillery shell, only the tube fell over, and about roasted all of my cousines.

This year, they decided to get smart. So they dragged (drug?) all these WOODEN tables out into the MIDDLE of the road and BOLTED all of their artillery shells and whatnot explosives ONTO these tables. One shell got stuck, but at the last minute, shot six feet into the air and exploded, showering everyone with sparks. Then another shell did get stuck, and blew the tube into oblivion, showering all my cousins with the lighters with sparks.

And because they are all pyromaniacs, they took all of the trash, which was a lot, and piled it up with countless packages of blackcats and lite IT on fire. Unfortunatly, they forgot to mention that to the people trying to move the tables off of the road, and they all ran like bats out of hell when the fire started to explode--for ten minutes straight.

I have to admit, it was SO much fun. Watching them try to out-do each other by lighting three artillery shells at once, countless dud fountains, and boxes full of great explosives. Apparently, no one gets severly injured until next year. I'm looking forward to it!

So I hope you all had a safe, happy, and entertaining Fourth, like I did. And if you're bored, which is entirely possible, read my story on fictionpress.com. It's called Death's Angels, and it's written by Mocha23. Oh, and please review, seeing how I'm trying to get some constructive comments on critiquing my writing skills.

Ta-ta all!
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