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Friday, January 9, 2004


InuYasha Quotes!!


Episode 93: The Puzzle of the Lecherous Wandering Monk

Miroku: At times like these, before anyone gets hurt...
Miroku: We run away!
Villagers: Get back here!

Sango: So anyway, what was that about?
Shippo: Just Miroku. I bet he pulled a fast one on 'em sometime.

Kagome: What did you do, Miroku?
Miroku: Who knows? I don't even have a clue.
Sango: You sure?
Miroku: Hmmm... Well, one can't remember everything he's ever done.
Inuyasha: More like, you do this so much it's all mixed up in your head.
Miroku: Well, there were all those parties, being surrounded by beautiful women...
Miroku: I couldn't forget those if I wanted to.
Sango: Now see here...

Miroku: Won't you bear my child?
Girls: Of course, of course!

Girl 1: Hey, where did you run off to? I even promised to bear your child!
Girl 2: What are you talking about! I'm gonna have his child. M-E!
Miroku: Ah, is that so?
Miroku: Well then, if you would form a line over here...

Miroku: Well, in any case...time to run, everybody!

Shippo: Women are really scary.
Inuyasha: Definitely
Sango: You got a problem?
Inuyasha & Shippo: No, not at all.

Miroku: Limited time offer for the ladies: Buy one charm at my special price,
Miroku: and your next purchase will be the same price.

Villager: That's strange...for a second, it looked like your honorable self became extremely fat.
Miroku: Er, it must just be your imagination, yes?

(said as Inuyasha rests his foot on top of Shippo's head)
Shippo: Why am I...a stepping stool...

Miroku: So he's not interested in negotiating then...
Miroku: Kazaana!
Weasel: What the--?!
Weasel: Oh SHIT! It's the real Miroku!

Miroku: I can't believe you acted like that, using my name!
Hachi: But I was just trying to act like the Miroku I know...
Kagome: Yeah, when you think about it...
Shippo: All the stuff Hachi did was just like Miroku
Kirara: *meow*
Kagome, Inuyasha & Sango: Yup
Miroku: Excuse me?
Sango: The only difference is that Hachi was a little MORE respectable.

Miroku: Sorry, but...could you teach me?
Hachi: Teach you what?
Miroku: Your secret to winning women over, of course!
Hachi: That's easy, master! You just have to act innocent! More naive!
Miroku: ...innocent?
Sango: Houshi-sama! What are you two plotting now?
Miroku: Huh? Er, nothing much.
Sango: You're probably thinking up something perverted, I bet.
Miroku: Oh, surely you jest.
Miroku: (looking completely innocent) Does it look like I'm thinking anything naughty?
Sango: Yes.

Sango: Hey, hang on a second! Houshi-sama!
Miroku: THAT'S the real one! If you have something to say, talk to him!
Miroku 2: Whatever are you saying? That's the real one!
Sango: What the hell kind of stunt are you pulling? Useless monk!
Sango: Womanizer! Pervert! Lech!
Sango: What the hell are you thinking?!
Hachi: Just act innocent, master!
Miroku: Somehow I don't think it works for me!

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