Sunday, March 27, 2005

I think this one's more deserving of the OMGWTFBBQ title...
WTF happened yesterday? It was like... "trippy to the max", but not in the literal context. I arrived at Kellie's house thirty minutes late (for me it's late or never). The first thing we did - watched Monty Python & the Holy Grail on her computer *hugs Special Edition DVD case*. After a lot of laughs, I watched her guitar practice from the cramped corner of the practice room, nothing too bad, seeing as how I live in a cramped corner. From there, we got dropped off at the theaters, where I pwned [big announcer voice] Time Crisis II [/big announcer voice]... well, at least as much as I could with only one credit and being months outta practice. At least I didn't die in the first area *cough Kellie cough*. That's when Daniel came, so we headed into the movie. Which movie? The Ring 2, of course! I was in the fetal position while the previews were still rolling, as Kellie explained to me what happened in the first book. As you can tell, I was too much of a pansy to catch the first. An hour passed. My super lightning-sense activated as I heared thunder slowly come in through the dense ceiling. "Perfect." I thought to myself, knowing what that would mean. Kellie got cold, so I lended her my trademark gray flannel shirt. Another hour passed, 90% of it in the fetal position. We continued out of the theater and briskly walked through the rain, only a slight drizzle. Of course, I was there, master of the almighty lightning, meaning only one thing - we came in through Kellie's front door dripping wet. From there, I made the decision to accompany Kellie to the dread of Alex & Adam's Easter thing, Daniel tagging along as well. It was hell, but hey, I would've hated myself if I had let her go to it alone. Adam is... well, Adam. And the tiny children there... they were hellspawn. Like the kind of hellspawn you face on the "Hell" dificulty level in Diablo II. Oh, I thought I was wet when we went into the house after the movie. I was soooo wrong. *shiver* See, I was even more the master of the storm now, since whenever I walked outside, it started to rain. I was like the Sorrow (MGS'd). So I got water balloons chucked at me, buckets of water dunked over my head, and orange soda spilled into my pants. w007! But I didn't care. I was with Kellie, and the full moon was beaming. I spent an hour just gazing at it, thinking of everything and nothing at the same time. It was truely a moving experience, especially since I was shirtless. Yes, I couldn't stand the cold of the wet Gundam Wing shirt on my body, so I was shirtless in front of the woman of my dreams. Definitely an interesting three hours. And so we left that hellhole and retreated back to HQ, where Kellie kindly picked my things up for me and let me borrow the original Ring. She forgot my flannel shirt, though, which is in her room as we speak. Whatever, I have countless copies of it. Daniel and I got dropped off, and she gave us both hugs as usual (note that I was still shirtless and feeling mighty uncomfortable). I cleansed off the evil from the party, and went to sleep. I dreamt of myself talking to Reid, saying "Remember that first bathroom scene [in the Ring II]? Man, I would've so handled that diferently." So then I see myself in front of the mirror. Instead of a camera, I have a Single Action Army revolver, and I proceed to fire at the mirror. It ricochets and hits the wall behind me. As I walk off, I hear the loud thump of a body hiting the ground, dead. Yup, 'twas the first good dream I've had in a bit. I guess it was to represent me facing my fear of horror films. Nonetheless, it was a good day. Now, today, I just finished my music video and waited to talk to Kellie on AIM. She still hasn't come on, and I doubt she will, seeing how early she's gotta wake up tomorrow. Overall, this has been the greatest and most spontaneous Spring Break ever, and I'm happy to have shared it all with you. 'Til next post.
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