Sunday, November 7, 2004

sorry these will be gone in a while.

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september 2003 dist3


TOM I NEED YOUR HELP FINDING A MAP THAT SHOWS THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE ACROSS THE US. THANKS.

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Monday, November 1, 2004

man.

man, its raining out and i wanted to go for a run. argh. but yeah. speech is cancelled for wedsnesday and thursday. there was speech today and the intercome said "please try to make it today". oh well, i couldnt make it today, i wouldnt be able to get home. but i guess this is actually a good thing, because my skit isnt ready yet. hehe. and i didnt cut my hair yet. which i need to do so bad. so bad. its horribly heinous right now. haha. i just made an alliteration. im such a dorkus. *snort*. well yeahss..... oh YEAH yesterday was halloween! duh. and i was "from the eighties". my costume was so cool, i had this big gaudy polka dot skirt that was like, 5 different colors, and a striped vest that was blue and white, and my hair was in a side pony tail and yeah. it rocked. i pulled it together myself. and caitlin was a runnaway princess or something. and sarah was... frodo baggins. ahaha. we tried to find her one of those little horses on a stick so she could ride around on it. but we couldnt find one, so we resorted to just galloping around on nothing making coconut sounds like they do in monty python. it was awesome. and we sang too: "brave sir robbin ran away he bravely ran away!!"
and in english i got into an argument over whether the word "horse" rhymes with "work". cool, very cool indeed.

*edit* zach is moving... *tear tear*. eh... hopefully i'll get over it. FAST

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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

HOLLA!
this day was the shizzle dizzle, mah nizzle. so im writing a new script, the old one is crap. and yeah. so i saw that guy today again, and i kinda kicked myself in the head for not talking to him, so im going to do that tomorow. thank you thelma for your infinate wisdome. and yeah. later peeps. FO' SHO'!

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Thursday, October 21, 2004

so hi. today was a good day, except for the part where i went to science. but its ok. 'sall good. yeah so in health we made some stress mobiles, and kevin bacon was under my "positive stresses" even though he's not even a stress. and in history we worked on drawing our towns, which is really awesome because mine is total coolness. see, my queen is me, and my name is "the marvelous magnicficent mad madame mim" and the king is kevin bacon, and "the retarded woman in the well who married her hat that fell in the well and yells out muffins everytime someone walks past" is sydney. she requested to be that, actually. and the church official is john f. kennedy, and the nobles are tom and caitlin, and the peasents are called gary, bob-sponge (yes bob sponge), pepito, and spock and spam. and the knights are alvin, theodore, and simon, and some other dudes. and yeah. so then in english, ms. Bass's dad came in to talk about his business for career day, and we tried to figure out how people died and stuff and it was cool. then in lunch we just ate and acted stupid. then in study hall we just yeah. then in biology we worked on our project (and by the way i HATE my group, they are retarded moronic idiots. thats stupid cubed.) and then in french i wrote a note to caitlin because, seeing how i already took french, i know all the stuff already. then in math we had another speaker for career day, who was this cell phone guy who was really awesome and he gave us candy. woo hoo. we had to come up with ideas for cell phones. i said a burgerking in a box, where you push a button and out comes burger king. and i also said that the phone could be your keys, and it would have a scanner thing that you scan on your door, and it opens. yes, i sound like im in second grade dont i? all we do all day is draw and color. believe it or not im in all honors classes.

but yeah, so on with "after school". they cancelled speech today, which is really retarded because they dont give us any type of warning, so we had to go call caitlins mom in the office, and we waited for a while. then i was talking to caitlin, and she saw the guy i like walking out with his friend, so she goes "maria turn around" so i do, and then i see him, and i start coughing really loud to make him notice me. but he doesnt notice me. so he walks outside with his friend, and i go outside after them. but he still doesnt notice me. but its ok. because one day im going to marry him. ahahaha. got that, he's all mine. his glasses are really cool. bye.

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Monday, October 18, 2004

yes, hello, so i decided im going to join wrestling. im most likely going to be the only girl there, so lets hope i dont get beat to a pulp. and lets hope that i dont freak out at seeing my math teacher in... wrestling clothes. EWW. yes. my math teacher is the head coach of wrestling, so hes going to be my coach. so byezzzzzz. (that zzz at the end... it means... i fell asleep. muhaha.)


[EDIT]
so hello again my chillen pies, i have finally finished my skit, and hopefully its long enough. but i know its too long to be on here, because just yeah it is, so if you want to read it go to www.freewebs.com/stripedcows . thats tom's and mine's website. yes, pardon the grammer. but anywho, we made it during EAST to be retarded, (which i am anyways). and yeah. so if you dont like the site, you cant blame it all on me. lol. im just KIDDING. but my script is on it. so go. and remember, read fannie's lines like your hyper and stupid and read kevin's lines like your all narcisistic. kinda. oh yes. and some certain people named fang may wonder why my name says fang also. well, i thought of the name before i talked to you so you cant say i stole your name. it was already my name for quite a while before i knew it was your name. so sorry for the mis-hap.

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Thursday, September 30, 2004

well today i WALKED the mile... i got thirteen minutes, considering i walked the entire thing. it was funny though, every time i would pass my classmates (some were finished) theyd yell out "yeah go maria!!!" and zach yelled out "yeah go maria! you can do it!! good way to push yourself!!" haha. that was hilareious, if you ask me. i crack up every time i see him now. and mr frankiwicz walked up to me and said all serious "are you okay" and i thought he was mocking me so im like "oh yeah of course! im like an olympic runner!" lol. then hes like "no i meant-" then he walked away... lol. which was weird. but anywho... all the physicals are OVER so i am very happy because now i can just go to p.e. and play sports and not worry about how many pushups i can do. but yeah. im gonna go study i have a math test tomorow. laterz.

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Sunday, September 26, 2004

$^@#%!

man. homecoming was so bad. im serious. the dj sucked @$$ and would only play rap music. me and caitlin requested basketcase by greenday, and he said he'd play it, but he never did. then he played jump jive, and something by the american rejects, then he was like "lets get back to the GOOD music". what a loser. he was already playing the good music. but we still danced just to make the best out of it. then caitlin and sarah and me went into the cafeteria because we were so sick of the music and we just chilled out there. then we came back. and then went back to the caf. then back to the dance. and back and forth. lol. but whatever. there was a mosh pit. im serious it was awesome. i went in there barefoot (i was wearing heels so i had to take em off) and i got stepped on. muahaha. and there was body surfing too. but then the dj was like "no body surfing or you'll get kicked out". yeah. but the dance overall was so not worth it, and im not going next year unless they get a better dj. me and caitlin are going to hang out at her house and eat pizza and watch movies and stuff. so yeah. bye.

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Friday, September 24, 2004

well i just got back from shool (yeah, shows how much i learned there... lol) and we had a pep rally. i had lots of fun, but im sure that almost everyone else thought it was stupid. but im the kind of person who likes to jump around and scream, and at the pep rally was the only place where i could do that during school (minus p.e.), so it was cool for me. and yeah. i cheered for some guy named george, even though i had no idea who he was. i didnt even know if he was playing the game, but i still cheered for him. lol. carlos says i should be a cheerleader. im guessing its because im so loud and annoying (like cheerleaders at MY school are... no offense if you are a cheerlearder.. thats just how it is at my school) and yeah. but i cant do a flip if my life depended on it, so i think i will just try out for poms. poms is just like cheerleading without the flips and stuff. we just yell and dance and stuff. so thats pretty cool. caitlin is going to try out too. we are going to meet at her house and come up with two awesome dances that we can do. so i need some music. any suggestions? any kind is okay. except country. or slow music. its kinda gotta be fast. like michael jacksons "abc, 123" or the beach boys' "surfin usa" yanno? yeah. so if you can, give me some suggestions because i really need some. merci beacoup in advance. that means eff you. no im kidding. muahaha its thanks. later!

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Saturday, September 18, 2004

if you go to a public school in Pennsylvania, Maryland, Florida, New York, Rhode Island, California, Louisiana and ILLINOIS, there are state laws giving the students (you) dissection choices. basically, if you dont want to disect, you dont have to, and youre teacher cant give you a lower grade, or pick on you or anything.

go here

http://www.peta2.com/tc/t-dissection1.html

or here: peta2.com and just click around. or go to meetyourmeat.com

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Thursday, September 16, 2004

er....

an excerpt from tom's xanga... really it was the best post ive ever read. *wipes tear from eye* it was moving, very moving.

"arrg. so, michael phelps really did come to our school, and i saw our school on the news too, but i wasn't able to get an autograph for my friend.. i was sad. so many people though. all trying to get autographs. it was funny though all the girls (and guys, lol not really) were screaming and i felt bad for the other too cause no one wanted to see them. lol. o ya and they had a race and were teaching some kids swimming strokes in the pool and everyone, well not everyone, but it seemed like everyone, screamed when michael phelps took off his shorts (fortunately revealing a bathing suit unfortunately it was very tight and quite.. disturbing. eww.. lol"
-"the xanga of tom" by Tom S.,(1989- )

and now the commentary from maria:

raWr i would have screamed too. only i would have shoved everyone else out of the way so i could get his autograph. muahaha. but its okay...*sigh*. no im kidding. lol really its okay because im having an AFFAIR with michael phelps. yes, the truth comes out. so in all obviousnes, i wouldnt need his autograph anyways because im going to marry him. get it? got it? good.

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