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Tuesday, April 17, 2007


   My top 20 favorite chat siggies...
1. Gone crazy. Be back later.

2. Completely harmless cat...
...With claws

3. I am unique...
just like everyone else.

4. Despite the cost, living remains a popular activity.

5. He broke my heart, I broke his Xbox. Guess who's crying harder.

6. Optimists: The glass is half full. Pessimists: Half empty. Realists: Who's been at my drink?

7. I'll write your name on a bullet, so you'll be the last thing to go through my mind.

8. Why do you have to be a non-conformist like everyone else?

9. We are friends. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff... I laugh harder.

10. As I was sitting there thinking about why frisbees get bigger as they come closer...it hit me.

11. A good friend will bail you out of jail... but a BEST friend will be in there with you saying "I can't believe we got caught!

12. You may call me crazy but the voices in my head disagree with you.

13. Some people say I have a twisted heart. That's not true. I have the heart of a young boy...
-In a jar on my desk.

14. Man cannot live on coffee alone... Have a Danish!

15. I've lost my mind. Have you seen it?

16. Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

17. I called a guy 'girly'... then he smacked me with his purse.

18. Come to the dark side... we have cookies.

19. Born free, now I'm expensive.

20. We're supposed to have the right to free speech. So how come I got a £100 phone bill?

21. War is not about who is RIGHT but who is LEFT.

22. I tried to sniff coke once, but the icecubes went up my nose.

23. Currently on a vacation from reality.

24. Cats have nine lives and humans have one, mess with me and you'll have none.

25. Life is like a hot bath. The longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

26. A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body and provide you with a shovel.

27. Better to be silent and thought a fool...
..than to speak and remove all doubt

28. NASA spent hundreds of dollars inventing a pen that would work in space...
the Russians took a pencil.

29. I want a butterfly. I'm not going to put lipstick on a caterpillar...
and call it a success.

30. If olive oil is made out of olives, then baby oil must be made out of... Oh. My. God.

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