Friday, January 28, 2005

Movie Reveiw 2
okay ^_^ today's movie i'd like to reveiw is one of the most contrevetial films of its time, the legendary Gothic action film, The Crow. Staring Brandon Lee. Certificate 18.

on Devils's night, Eric Draven and Shelly Webster a couple, set to Wed the next day, are brutally murdered. one year later, Eric Draven rises from the grave and is given powers of invincability, thanks to the powers of a crow, sent to bring Eric back so that he may avenge Shelly.

This film is the perfect tribute to Brandon Lee's efforts. unfortunatlly, Brandon Lee was killed during the making of the film.

packed to the rim with action, sorrow, and wonder.

Weaver's reveiw score: 10/10
a legand in its own right. pure genius. full marks.
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Film Reveiw
i have decided to put the gig on hold, and start Film Reveiw's ^_^ not nececarelly new films or popular films either. ^_^ basiclly, i will tell the plot of the story, a few of the actors, and what i give it out of ten ^_^

so, for the first film i'd like to reveiw, is a film created in the year 2000, Battle Royale. crtificate 18.

Shuya Nanahara, (Tatsuya Fujiwara) and his class of 42 other students at school are taken on a feild trip. but when they arrive at their destination, they find themselfsin a classroom on a deserted island. whats more, they are given food, survival gear, and a weapon. with this, they are to kill eachother until one person is left standing in the game. this is the goverment issue, BR act.

Battle Royale

Staring Tatsuya Fujiwara, and 'Beat' Takeshi as Kitano

This film, as violent as it is, also explores the outside of human emotions. if you read the book, or the manga, you can explore deeper into their emotions, and therefore, makes the whole Battle Royale experiance, worth it. i will be rating this film...

9/10 a truly creative piece of film work, subtitles drag the rating down a bit, also, slight diffrences from the film to the book/manga. truly a film to be watched and impresed by

Tony Weaver
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Monday, January 17, 2005

The Gig part 4
*Weaver is sat on stage fixing Jay's CD Player, while Amber is bandaging Weaver's head*

Weaver: THERE! THERE WAS JUST A BIT OF HAIR STUCK IN THE LENSE!!! NOW STOP BEING A PUSSY!!!

Jay: SCREW YOU!!!!! *Jay whacks Weaver ith his base guitar, sending Weaver flying onto the crowd*

*chainedangel and darkangel catch Weaver, and throw him on top of the crowd*

darkangel: WOOOOHH!!! WEAVER'S CROWD SURFING!!!

*crowd carry him around*

*meanwhile on stage*

Grim: great! we've lost our singer

Jay: i can sing

Reb: badly

Jay: SCREW YOU! *throws a drumstick at Reb*

Reb: ow!

Grim: okay, is there anyone who can sing any Def Leppard?

*Karen, Washu and mari push DJ (aka Vashspiegel) to the fron to the crowd*

DJ: h-hey!!

Amber: GO FOR IT DJ!!!

DJ: not you too, oneechan!

(DJ gets pushed on stage)

Grim: i must say, DJ, you have GREAT TASTE!

Jay: your both stupid. Def Leppard are OLD!!!!

*Grim and DJ twin viper uppercut attack on Jay* Grim and DJ: SCREW YOU!!

*Jay goes flying into the crowd*

*random members of the crowd go "BOO!!!" and kick Jay*

DJ: serves him right

Grim: HERE LADIES AND GENTELMEN IS DJ-SAN! PREFORMING FOR YOU, DEF LEPPARD'S ARMAGEDDON IT!

*song begines

Ya better come inside when you're ready to
But no chance if ya don't wanna dance
You like four letter words when you're ready to
But then you won't 'cos you know that you can

You got it, but are you gettin' it?

You say that love is won when you get some
But then your finger won't trigger the gun

You know you (ya) can't stop it
so don't rock it
You know you got it

Hey, but are you gettin' it?
really gettin' it?
Come get it from me

Gimme all of you lovin' - ev'ry little bit
Gimme all that you got - ev'ry bit of it
Ev'ry bit of your lovin - oh, c'mon live a bit
Never want it to stop

Yeah, but are you gettin' it? - Armageddon it!
Ooh, really gettin' it? - Yes, Armaggedon it!

You try comin' on when you need some...
But then you don't 'cos you already did
Yeah, you jangle your jewels while your shakin' ya...
And drive the pretty boys outta their heads

You got it, but are you gettin' it?

You flash your bedroom eyes like a jumpin' jack...
Then play it pretty with a pat on the back

You know you (ya) can't stop it
So don't rock it
You know you got it
Hey, but are you gettin' it?
Ooh, really gettin' it?
Come get it from me

[Repeat Bridge]

[Repeat Chorus]

C'mon, Steve, get it

[guitar solo]
Take it, take it, take it from me
I got an itchy finger following me
Pull it, pull it, c'mon trigger the gun
'Cos the best is (a) yet to come, I say
'Cos the best is yet to come

Are you gettin' it? Really gettin' it?
Yes, are you gettin' it, really gettin' it?
Oh, come get it from me

Gimme all of you lovin' - ev'ry little bit
Gimme all that you got - ev'ry bit of it
Ev'ry bit of your lovin' - Oh come on live a bit
Never want it to stop - Oh, are you getting it?
Gimme all of your lovin' - Ooh really gettin' it?
Gimme all that you got - Oh are you getting it?
Gimme all of your lovin' - Oh live a bit
Gimme all that you got - Whoa, live a bit

You've got to live it - gimme all of your lovin'
Ooh baby live it - gimme all that you got
C'mon and give it - ev'ry bit of your lovin'
Oh come on and give it - Never want it to stop
Oh are you gettin' it? - Gimme all of your lovin'
Ooh really gettin' it? - Gimme all that you got
Oh are you gettin' it? - Ev'ry bit of your lovin'
Oh live a bit - Never want it to stop

*DJ throws his arms up and welcomes the cheer's from the crowd*

*Weaver is finally carried back onto stage*

Weaver: *picks up a spare microphone* DJ VASHSPIEGLE LADIES AN' LADS!!! THATS FOR THAT AWESOME PREFRMANCE MY FRIEND!!

*crowd cheer once again*

Weaver: hey, here did Jay go?

*lights on stage black out, and Weaver escorts DJ back to the crowd*

*crowd wonders why the lighs have gone out*

Weaver: Ladies an' Lads... the rest of the preformaces will be a tribute to the greatest album in the world. so far i'd like to thank AiEnjeru, CTRNikkiM and our very own Vashspiegle, DJ. while there will be more special guests tonight...they ill all be singing songs from...

THE WALL!!

also, our goal tonight is to get a wall built before your eyes, so while we await the order of polystyrine blocks, feel free to take a brake. thank you all once again!!!






*lights come back on, and TAOTM and Weaver ae no longer there*
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Monday, January 10, 2005

   i don't understand this fucking question
ell, its about 5:25 AM in england, and i'm orking on my PAB corsework(Preforming Arts Buissnes) and i don't understand what my tutor wants from me T_T but, i gotta keep serching. stick around for a while. i'm gonna get another song sorted soon

till then, take it easy guys

Tony Weaver

(nothing is immposable...unless your doing PAB)
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005

The Gig. pt 3
Weaver: *whispers in Jays ear*

Jay: WHAT!?!?!?! *punches Weaver in the face*

*Weaver falls over*

Weaver: ouch... THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!!!

Jay: YES IT WAS!!!! YOUR A STUPID F...

Weaver: HOLD IT THERE BUDDY! were not gonna have any swaring or fighting from here on in, okay! someone is gonna leave thje otaku, and i want that person to get on stage and sing!

*waiting...*

Weaver: *ahem... * I WANT THAT PERSON TO GET ON STAGE AND SING!!!!!

*still waiting for them*

Weaver: lesse... whose in the crowd that i know... well, theres *points* Amber, theres Hinaru, theres Rekuzin, Theres Vashspiegle, and theres Chanedangel. can you guys do me a big favor and drag CTRNikkiM towards the stage please? ^_^

*Amber, Hinaru, Rekuzin, DJ (vashspiegle) and Chanedangelhunt down CTRNikkiM

Nikki (CTRNikkiM): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Rekuzin hums the jaws theme tune*

Nikki: EEEEEKKKKK!!!! *runs towards the stage, and hugs Weaver* SAVE ME !!!!!!

Amber: O_O I GOT MY EYE ON YOU WEAVER!!!

Weaver: Hey, she came to me! i'm a good boy, honest!

Amber: (good boy my big toe)

Nikki: oops ^_~' *lets go* sorry

Weaver: Here ^_^ *hands her the microphone* we got "going under" rehersed for you ^_^. *turns to the crowd* CTRNikkiM EVERYONE!!!!

*Crowd cheers*

*song begins to play*

*Nikki starts to sing*
Now I will tell you what I've done for you

50 thousand tears I've cried
Screaming Deceiving and Bleeding for you
And you still won't hear me

*jay sings*(I’m going under)

*Nikki sings*

Don't want your hand this time I'll save myself
Maybe I'll wake up for once
Not tormented daily defeated by you
Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom
I'm dying again

I'm going under
Drowning in you
I'm falling forever
I've got to break through
I'm going under

Blurring and Stirring the truth and the lies
So I don't know what's real and what's not
Always confusing the thoughts in my head
So I can't trust myself anymore
I'm dying again

I'm going under
Drowing in you
I'm falling forever
I've got to break through

So go on and scream
Scream at me I'm so far away
I won't be broken again
I've got to breathe I can't keep going under

*song ends*

*crowd cheres wildly*

Nikki:...god bless you all ^_^

*Nikki is about to walk of stage when Weaver stops her*

Weaver: Hold on a sec ^_^ scince your leaving the Otaku soon, i just wanted to say thanks for being a great friend. there are many who will miss you, me and Amber included, but we all know that nothing lasts forever. thanks for being there for, not just me, but for all of us ^_^ you'll always be the sister i never had ^_^

*crowd cheers*

Weaver: and now, for your medal of honour ^_^ Amber, if you please...

*Amber walks onto the stage holding a medal with "The honour of the Weaver family" engraved on it. Amber pins the medal on Nikki's shirt*

Weaver: Go get your dreams Nikki ^_^

Nikki: i will ^_^

Amber: you'll cave to e-mail me sometime ^_^

i will ^_^ *hugs Amber*

Weaver: *picks up the microphone* *starts to sing*

All alone, or in twos
the ones who really love you
walk up and down
outside the wall

some, hand in hand
and others together in bands
the bleeding hearts and the artists
make there stand

and when they've given you there all,
some stager and fall
after all, its not easy
banging your heard against some mad mans wall

Weaver: CTRNikkiM lady's and lads ^_^ a big round of applause for a legend of the otaku ^_^

*crowd cheers for CTRNikkiM*

Jay: you know, i wasn't going to sware

Weaver: huh?

Jay: when you stoped me. i was gonna call you a stupid fool.

Weaver: why?

Jay: *throws a broken CD player at Weavers head* COZ YOU BROKE MY CD PLAYER YOU IDIOT!!!!

Weaver:.....................ouch

Jay: come on. lets get the next song ready *TAOTM gather around to prepare the next song while Amber tends to Weaver's wounds, and CTRNikkiM looks on in wonder and amazemen to see Weaver is still alive*


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Thursday, December 16, 2004

The Gig, Part 2
*weaver picks up the mic*

Weaver: ladies and gentleotakus...






i feel like i'm at glastonbury rock festival ^_^

Jay: you've never been, idiot ¬_¬

Weaver: ...oops ^_~'

*Reb throws her drumstick at Weaver*

Weaver: O_o... ooooookay... anyway, we have a special guest singing here tonight ^_^ hats right, ladies and brothers. ITS AiEnjeru!!

*nohing happenes*

Weaver: *ahem* ITS ANEJERU OF THE OTAKU!!!!!!!

*still nothing happens*

*Weaver goes backstage*

*from backstage you can hear "come on" and "no! i haven't done my hair!"*

jay: whats going on?

*suddenlly Weaver is running back onto the stage being attacked by AiEnjeru*

AiEnjeru: great... im out here now Weaver... *takes the mic from him*

Weaver: DON'T KILL ME!!!!! T_T

AiEnjeru: peh... hi guys ^_^ well, guess theres no going back ^_^ here we go. this is "things i'll never say" by Avril Lavigne.

*TAOTM starts to play the song*

*AiEnjeru sings*

La da da da La da da da...

I’m tugging at my hair
I’m pulling at my clothes
I’m trying to keep my cool
I know it shows
I’m staring at my feet
My checks are turning red
I’m searching for the words inside my head
I’m feeling nervous
Trying to be so perfect
Cause I know you’re worth it
You’re worth it
Yeah

If I could say what I want to say
I’d say I want to blow you away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down
On one knee
Marry me today
Yes, I’m wishing my life away
With these things I’ll never say

It don’t do me any good
It’s just a waste of time
What use is it to you
What’s on my mind?
If ain’t coming out
We’re not going anywhere
So why can’t I just tell you that I care
(Cause) I’m feeling nervous
Trying to be so perfect
Cause I know you’re worth it
You’re worth it
Yeah

If I could say what I want to say
I’d say I want to blow you away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down
On one knee
Marry me today
Yes, I’m wishing my life away
With these things I’ll never say

What’s wrong with my tongue
These words keep slipping away
I stutter
I stumble
Like I’ve got nothing to say
Yes, I'm feeling nervous
Trying to be so perfect
Cause I know you're worth it
You're worth it
Yeah

La da da da La da da da...

Yes, I’m wishing my life away
With these things I’ll never say

If I could say what I want to say
I’d say I want to blow you away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down
On one knee
Marry me today
Yes, I’m wishing my life away
With these things I’ll never say

These things I'll never say

AiEnjeru: thank you fellow oakus ^_^ *bows, then trows the Mic at Weaver*

Weaver: OUCH!

*AiEnjeru leaves the stage*

Weaver:...what!? she was PMSing or soething. i didn't do anything wrong.

Jay: yeah, whatever

Greame: PERVERT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

*Reb throws a stick at Weaver*

Weaver: hey, knock that of, and lets disscus the next song

(the band prepare for the next song)
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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Music.
*picks up guitar. strums a few cords*

i can't play this very well... okay, i cant play guitar full stop.

*hands it to James, my brother, whose just come in*

*sets up the microphone*

Jay: what are we doing?

Weaver: were doing "another brick in the wall"

Jay: but i wanted to do "hit or miss"

Weaver: well, this is my site, so i get to choose the first song

Jay: as much as i like "The Wall" its shit compared to New Found Glory

*Weaver whacks Jay with foam sword*

Jay: HEY!

Weaver: you have no taste. ¬_¬

Jay: DO TO!

Weaver: whatever, can we just do this?

Jay: fine, but you gotta buy my 10 jam donughts after this

Weaver: fine (mutters) pig...

*clears throat*

*jay starts playing the base guitar, then Greme, a friend of mine and Jay's, and Reb, a friend of Jay's come on stage. Reb sits at the drums, and Greme picks up the electric guitar*

Weaver: *speaking into the microphone* The age of Teenage madness, boys and girls, ladys and gents! first song for you folks tonight, "The Wall" by Pink Floyd

*the song gets going*

*Weaver sings*
Daddy's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?

*Weaver And Jay Sing*
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?

All in all it was just a brick in the wall.
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall.

*song plays on a little more*

*Weaver sings*
We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone

*Weaver and Jay sing*
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids
alone!

All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

*song continues to play*

*TAOTM sing together*
We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!

All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

*song plays a little longer*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!

*Weaver and Jay Sing*
I don't need no arms around me
And I dont need no drugs to calm me.
I have seen the writing on the wall.
Don't think I need anything at all.
No! Don't think I'll need anything at all.

All in all it was all just bricks in the wall.
All in all you were all just bricks in the wall.

*song ends*

Weaver: Welcome to the gig ladies and Gents!

Jay: what are you doing hear Weaver? your not even in the band!

Greme: well, he kinda auditioned a few sons with me, so i said he could join for this gig

Jay: WHAT THE HELL!? GREME, YOUR ONLY 16 YEARS OLD! YOU CAN'T GO MAKING DECICIONS LIKE THAT WITHOUT OUR CONCENT!! NO WONDER YOU WERE EXPELED FROM SCHOOL!!

Greme: yah, but he sang the wall really well.

Jay: thats coz... HE KNOWS THE WORDS! HE DOESN'T KNOW THE WORDS FOR OURS SONGS!!!

Greme: but its his venue

Jay:...shit, thats right. well, what do you think Reb?

Reb:...

Weaver: looks like i'm in for this gig ^_^ heh heh tough luck bro

Jay:...eh, your not too bad... and you were a band member once. come on. next song

*the band get together, to prepare for the next song*
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Friday, December 3, 2004

   Chapters so far
chapter one = archives page 4
chapter two = archives page 3
chapter three = arvhives page 3
chapter four = archives page 3
chapter five = archives page 2
chapter six = archives page 1
chapter seven = archives page 1
chapter eight = posted December 1st

if you wanna find my stories, follow this key ^_^

Tony Weaver
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Wednesday, December 1, 2004

THE ADVENTURES OF WEAVER Chater 8. The Dream, and the Sword
Weaver was tossing and turning in his sleep. the dream had become a nightmare, and unfamiliar faces were haunting him.

he saw an orange sunset across a horizon, and then the dream showed dead bodies of men in unknown chlothes. the stench of blood filled Weaver's nostrils, and he felt sick. the bodies littered a foreign street in moonlight. a lone swordsman stood amongst the bodies. and then, his dream showed him the swordsman's cold glearing eyes.

his dream then took him across a vast sea. there, he saw a face of evil intentions. his face was pale, yet hidden in shadows. his hair was slick and short. his evil intentions showed when he barered a sharp tooth.

the dream then carried him across a stormy Sea. he saw himself knelt beside a man, who was asleep. Weaver was holding his wrist as if making a prayer. the man then slowly turned into a beast with fangs, and Weaver saw himself battling the beast on a cliff. and in that dream, he saw a figure fighting along side him. he didn't see the fighters face, but there was something about that person which made him feel as if he knew that person.

Lastly, Weaver saw himself in different chlothes and armour. he was aproching a cave. He came face to blade with a sword that was indented in the cave wall. he felt himself reach for the sword, and as soon as his fingertips touched the lether that was wraped around the handle...

Weaver awoke.

He was on land waiting for the break of day before he would set sail again. He had been sailing for three weeks now, and the dreams had been the same scince he left. the sun had finished setting, the night was young, and Weaver was having trouble sleeping again. he thought prahapse now would be a good time to check the land for food and rations for his travle. The Beach he had decided to camp on for the night had a cliff side to climb before any food was likely to be found. Weaver aproched the cliff, and wraped his fingers around the rocks. he then started to hoist himself up.

Weaver had made it to the top, and looked around. He saw moonlight, streaching over the sea, and leaves gentely breaking away from a tree. the leaves were a light pink, but in the moonlight, shimered a cool grey colour, as if it was snowing. Weaver then noticed a path that followed along side the tree.

"Where am i?" he asked himself.

He reached for his backpack, but he realized sudenlly he did not have it. he looked over the cliff side, and saw it was down at the camp. he cursed his lack of memory fo having rushed too soon. however, rather than climbing down, he decided to follow the path.

a fog slowly began to vail the night

the path took him through a forest of strange trees, and unknown rivers, of short depth. the path then lead to a bridge. he was about to cross the bridge, when he had a strange feeling in his stomoch. he looked around, but nothing looked wrong. however, the fog was thicker, and the moonlight had trouble shining through, as if it was a lighthouse trying to rip through the fog, and warn Weaver. Weaver placed a foot on the bridge.

nothing happened.

Weaver continued to walk across the bridge. he had lost the strange feeling he had. but when he was less than halfway across, he saw a man walking towards him. he was wearing what seemed like a gown of some sort, and around his waist was a strange sword.Weaver decided to keep on his toes, but not agrivate the situation. he walked on, but as he was coming up to the man, the man stopped, and drew his sword.

"my name...is Kusanagi Mitsurugi...what is yours?" he asked

"where am i?" Weaver replied.

"what a rude man you are..." Kusanagi aproched Weaver. Weaver reached for his sword, when out of the fog, a dagger came flying out from the darkness. Weaver's ears picked up the whistling of the blade flying through the air quickly, and caught the dagger. as soon as he caught it, Kusanagi steped in to attack. Weaver rolled out of the way of his attack.

suddenlly, six men in black chlothing and black masks emerged form out of the darkness, and ran at Weaver. Weaver quickly drew his sword as they drew theirs. Kusanagi threw a another blow at Weaver, and just caught the tip of Weavers nose. Weaver was too under presure to check his wound, and fought against the seven men. the black chlothed men were no thret to him, as Weaver was swinging his sword effortlesslly through their flesh. however, Kusanagi was a problem for Weaver, and as soon as he took out the six, he was faced with Kusanagi. he kept fighting him for what felt like an hour. Weaver and Kusanagi were equilly Matched, and had cuts all over them. but Kusanagi was still keeping his breath. they both knew that this would have to end with a daring blow.

Weaver griped his sword tightly. Kusanagi's movements flowed into a confident stance. Together, at the same time, they charged at eachother. blades flashed past one another. both of them with a look of andger, fear and pride. this blow could be the be-all or the end-all for the both of them, and together, without having truly know eachother ,they took that risk, to cut through flesh, and risk life.

the damage had been done...

Kusanagi's sword bled, and Weaver fell...




This story is copyright © 2004 Weaver. All rights reserved
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Wednesday, November 24, 2004

   Tired...
you never thought you'd hear me say this guys, but i hate fighting.

i hate fighting random people, i hate fighting people i know who decide to show another side of them.

i hate fighting with an edge to want that opponent dead.

last night, i was in Gainsborough, my hometown. i use to have a reputation for being extremely violent there, because i had no friends. and now, i have friends...

i'm easily intimidated, but when i'm hit, i hit back, and i want that man to bleed...

i'm done fighting people i know, and don't know, but there not done fighting with me.

i'm tired of being pissed off...

so why is everyone pissed off at me?

















i have to keep fighting...T_T

Quote of the day.

be like the gentle flower, but be the serpent underneth it.
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