Saturday, May 29, 2004

   SO FUCKING TRUE!!!!!!

What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
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Your last words will be...	"MMMM MORE FOOD!"
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You've been warned

> WARNING

Weaver is radioactive. Wear cool clothing at all times (if your female, nothing at all will do).

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   uurrrggghhhh....
6:00P.M.

(Crawls out from underneth chainedangel's bed, and crawls to the toilet)

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HHHUUUGGGRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!

BBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGG!!!!!














*Flush*






(Crawls back under Chainedangel's bed, and goes back to sleep)


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Friday, May 28, 2004

   ...yeah
*crawls along the floor, after attempting to give Flukey a hug, and crawls towards chanedangels bed, and leans himslef against it, takes out pipe for hash, and smokes...*




















i love you guys ^_^... i come on hear every day, and what things you say about me, really mean something to me.

every time i log on, its like your hear in this room, ya know?












you guys are the best ^_^

well, i gotta sleep, coz i'm absolutly wasted...

*Crawls under chainedangel's bed, and sleeps there for the night*

Hippy-Samurai Weaver
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   In third place...WEAVER!!!!!
I GOT BRONZE!!! I GOT BRONZE!!! that means i get a new deck!! (skateboard) i know io didn't get first but its all cool. i'm gonna get wasted hear tonight. i'm gonna get so fucked up tonight i'm gonna be in a coma for a week b^_^d. ill be on during the night to post a bit later on, so esentially, YOU GUYS ARE JOINING ME, FOR THE FUCKING PARTY!!!!!!

ROCK ON!!!

Hippy-samurai Weaver
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   Hey everyone ^_^ still alive!
Hey friends ^_^
i'm now into the 3rd run of the vert copotition, and i'm 3rd so far. i just do this run and ther i go and party again. also...





















I'VE FINISHED COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'VE FINISHED COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'VE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO, I'M GONNA BE HEAR QUITE A BIT!!!

well, gotta do my run. as soon as i'm done, i'll be right back

stay tuned, or come back later!!!

Hippy-Samurai Weaver
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Thursday, May 27, 2004

   This is important
Do NOT vote for george bush. i have been sitting with my friends, and some of us were really drunk and stoned, and we started talking about polotics. and something was metiond that i wish to tell you...

at the time that the septembr/11 incident happened, george bush's popularaty was down to about 25%.

after the attack, his popularaty went up. and now that his popularaty has gone down, hes trying to frighten us with another terorist attack from Alkaida.

he says that there is NEW intel that there is gonna be an attack in the future.

i don't belive a word of it. i recon hes trying to frighten you into voting him. lets give the title for presidency to someone else.

well, i'm copletely wiped out. had a little skate around the town, and i'm copletely pissed and monged. so i'm gonna pas out on ths keyboard in front of me

Peace, Man

Hippy-Samurai Weaver




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Good Morning
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   Well, i had fun.
i came 5th in the comp, so no medal, but it was still fun. just guys and girls gettin' drunk and skateboarding really. it was more of a party than a compatition. got a vert compotition towmorow, but i don't think that'll go down as well. i tried to do a tailslide grind, and i bailed, and bashed my knee cap on the rail. still, i'm gonna go and give it my all. wish me luck for the vert compotition.

well, i'm off to drink more beer. if i don't post towmorow, i'm probably hung over. but by the look of this partu, it'll be worth it ^_^

i'll probablly post later tonight guys and gals. all my friends hear at my house say hi.

Chad: hey y'all

Dave: sup?

Kerry: Hey you guys :)

Sarah: Yo!!

Arti: konichi-wa. (did i say it right?)

Jade: Bong!!!

well, gotta run, theres a voice a-callin' me.

(trips up,and lands on face. gets up, and talks to a door about pasties, for half an hour, then rejoins the party, and smokes a joint)

Hippy-Samurai Weaver
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   I've never even seen this show before, so let me know if hes a good guy or not


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   OH YEAH!!
rehabilitation is the big secret to celebraty succsess these days isn't it. oh yeah, rehab is the big fucking secret. you just go in to rehab, and solve all you problems. thats what i'm gonna do man.



i'm gonna get famous. then when my carear starts to flag...























I'M GOING ON A THREE MONTHE FUCKING BENDER, MAN.

COKE, AND FUCKING SMACK, DRINK, AND FUCKING DRUGS,

I'M GONNA DRIVE OVER PEOPLE, BEAT UP MY KIDS, GO INTO REHAB, COME OUT OFF REHAB, BE ON THE FRONT COVER OF "PEOPLE MAGAZINE"

"SORRY ^_^
I FUCKED UP!"

thats what they do, man. they go in to rehab, and they blame everyone but themslef. its like all of a sudden, everyone comes from a disfunctional family.

Rosan Bark comes from a disfunctional family?

"not Rosan. she seems so normal to me"

The JACKSON'S were disfunctional?!

"NOT THE JACKSONS!!! JESUS, THESE GUYS GIVE EACH OTHER NEW HEADS FOR CRHISTMAS"

god i'm tired of hearing that fucking speach.

and, you know, they always come out saying the same thing.

"well*sniff* i became an alcoholic, because my perents didn't love me enough. and then i *sniff* became a drug addict, because my parents didn't love me enough. and then i went into hypnosis therapy, and i found out, that my parents us to hit me."

HEY!! MY PARENTS USE TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME, OKAY? and looking back on it i'm glad they did, and i'm looking forward, to beating the shit out of my kids, arn't you?

for no reason whatsoever.

*smack*

"WHAT D'YA HIT ME FOR?!"

"SHUT UP AN MOW THE LAWN FOR CHRIST SAKE!"

theres therapy for you, crying and mowing the lawn at the same time.

*blehhh blehhh *sob sob*

"The Weaver kid's in therapy again, their lawn looks great, its unbelivable."

(just kidding about beating up my kids, and my parents beating me up)





"*sniff* i'm just a celebraty whose not happy...i'm not happy because, my life didn't turn out the way i thought it would..."

HEY! JOIN THE FUCKING CLUB!!! I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE A ROCK STAR! LIFE SUCKS, GET A FUCKING HELMET!

"*sniff* i'm just not happy"

NOBODY'S HAPPY, OKAY?! HAPPINESS COMES IN SMALL DOSES. ITS A CHOCOLATE COOKIE, OR A CIGGERETE, OR A FIVE SECOND ORGASM! THATS IT!! YOU CUM, YOU SMOKE THE BUTT, YOU EAT THE COOKIE, YOU GO TO SLEEP, YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING, AND GO TO FUCKING WORK!

THAT IS IT!! END OF FUCKING LIST!!!

"*sniff* i'm just not happy."

shut the fuck up.

theres the name of my new book

"'shut the fuck up'. by Dr Tony Weaver."

a revolutionary new form of therapy.

i'm gonna have my pachents come in one by one, there gonna go

"doctor, i don't feel so"

Shut the FUCK up! next!

"doctor, i think i!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! NEXT!

"you made me feel so much better about my self. you just told me to shut the fuck up, and no one has ever done that before. i feel much better now"

whining fucking magots...

*picks up a bottle of beer, and opens it*

well,









hears to all you people who can't drink anymore.


*drinks it*


ahhh...still tastes fucking great.

i take every day, one beer, every beer, one sip at a time.









i know, i'm not usually like this, but i've had nothing to eat today, so its made me go a bit...mad

anyway, i gotta find something to eat. i got a skateboarding compotition after college, and its my turn to buy the beers. i'll see if i can use the computer at the compotition to update you on how i'm doing.

wish me luck guys. don't cross the road till the little man turns green.

Hippy-Samurai Weaver
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