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Saturday, May 22, 2004


   Drugs have done good things for us
If you don't belive they have, then all you goths and punks, take ALL of your c.d's, albums and burn them, because those musicians that made that music, were really fucking high. now i like music that was cool in the 70's and 80's (mabye i could be Flukey's dad...) and bands like the beatles, were so high, they even let ringo sttar sing a few tunes. and that song that goes "we all live in a yellow submarine"...

DO YOU KNOW HOW HIGH THEY WERE WHEN THEY WROTE THAT SONG?

they had to pull ringo of the roof with a rake.

"come on Jhon, get Ringo. hes got a great song about us living in a yellow tamberine, or something..."

and these new kids on the block, the ones that actually speak out against drugs...BOY DO THEY SUCK! ^_^

souless, balless, corprate little bitchess, suckers of satans cock, each and every last one of them.

"hey were pop stars that hate drugs, coz thats what the president wants" yeah, well suck satans cock.

satan: send in Garath Gates.

*Garath Gates walks in*

satan: hello Garath...now, it says on your aplication, that you have no talent, and yet you wish to be a star...i think some thing can be aranged...

*satan pulls his dick out*

Satan: SUCK SATANS COCK

*Garath starts sucking*

Satan: i will lower the standards of the earth. i will put 56 channels of american gladiators on t.v.. i will put all the money in the hands of 14 year old girls. they will think you are deep, edgey, and carasmatic.

*grons*

*gasp*

*gasp*

*gasp*






Send in Justin Timberlake on your way out

*Garath walks out, Justin walks in*

Satan: Hello justin...back again, huh?



The only thing i don't get about rock albums and stuff is playing your albums backwards, looking for satanic massages from satan.

you know, if you play "new kids on the block" albums bacwards...


they sound better. it gives them that edge they're missing.

i know what some of you are tthinking. some of you are probably going.

"oh come on Weaver, don't pick on the new kids, they're so cool and clean-cut, and they're such a good image for children."

fuck that...

wen did mediocrity become a good image for children.

i want my kids to listen to people...




WHO FUCKING ROCK!!!

I DON'T CARE IF THEY DIED IN PUDDLES OF THEIR OWN VOMIT, I WANT MY KIDS TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO SINGS WITH HIS FUCKING HEART!!!!

My future son/daughter: mommy, the man daddy told me to listen to has a blood bubble coming from his nose

Weaver:SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO HIM PLAY!!!

...

"were the new kids. were so cool and..."

SUCK SATANS COCK YOU FUCKERS!

...

"were a clean country."
HO! HO! HO!

"a good clean country"
HO! HO! HO!

FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!I WANT MY ROCK STARS DEAD!!!!!!!!

...

I WANT MY KIDS TO LEARN TO PLAY WITH ONE HAND, PUT A GUN TO THEIR HEAD WITH THE OTHER ONE, AND GO...

"I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FUCKING SHOW!"

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!

*starts juping around madly*

SING WITH YOUR FUCKING HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*stops jumping around*








































i'm avalable for children's party's by the way...

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