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Birthday
• 1985-09-14
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Location
• Northampton
Member Since
• 2004-03-14
Occupation
• Caretaker
Real Name
• Tony Weaver
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Achievements
• Inking art work, adding colour
Anime Fan Since
• 1997
Favorite Anime
• Cowboy Bebop, Love Hina, Battle Royale, Colourful (a show about panties LOL ^_^) Final Fantasy VII Advent children
Goals
• To visit as many countries in the world within my life time.
Hobbies
• Sword fighting, Traveling, drawing , cooking, eating, moorbike maintanence, getting wasted
Talents
• Drawing, Sleeping, Acting, Fighting, drinking
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Thursday, May 27, 2004
OH YEAH!!
rehabilitation is the big secret to celebraty succsess these days isn't it. oh yeah, rehab is the big fucking secret. you just go in to rehab, and solve all you problems. thats what i'm gonna do man.
i'm gonna get famous. then when my carear starts to flag...
I'M GOING ON A THREE MONTHE FUCKING BENDER, MAN.
COKE, AND FUCKING SMACK, DRINK, AND FUCKING DRUGS,
I'M GONNA DRIVE OVER PEOPLE, BEAT UP MY KIDS, GO INTO REHAB, COME OUT OFF REHAB, BE ON THE FRONT COVER OF "PEOPLE MAGAZINE"
"SORRY ^_^
I FUCKED UP!"
thats what they do, man. they go in to rehab, and they blame everyone but themslef. its like all of a sudden, everyone comes from a disfunctional family.
Rosan Bark comes from a disfunctional family?
"not Rosan. she seems so normal to me"
The JACKSON'S were disfunctional?!
"NOT THE JACKSONS!!! JESUS, THESE GUYS GIVE EACH OTHER NEW HEADS FOR CRHISTMAS"
god i'm tired of hearing that fucking speach.
and, you know, they always come out saying the same thing.
"well*sniff* i became an alcoholic, because my perents didn't love me enough. and then i *sniff* became a drug addict, because my parents didn't love me enough. and then i went into hypnosis therapy, and i found out, that my parents us to hit me."
HEY!! MY PARENTS USE TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME, OKAY? and looking back on it i'm glad they did, and i'm looking forward, to beating the shit out of my kids, arn't you?
for no reason whatsoever.
*smack*
"WHAT D'YA HIT ME FOR?!"
"SHUT UP AN MOW THE LAWN FOR CHRIST SAKE!"
theres therapy for you, crying and mowing the lawn at the same time.
*blehhh blehhh *sob sob*
"The Weaver kid's in therapy again, their lawn looks great, its unbelivable."
(just kidding about beating up my kids, and my parents beating me up)
"*sniff* i'm just a celebraty whose not happy...i'm not happy because, my life didn't turn out the way i thought it would..."
HEY! JOIN THE FUCKING CLUB!!! I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE A ROCK STAR! LIFE SUCKS, GET A FUCKING HELMET!
"*sniff* i'm just not happy"
NOBODY'S HAPPY, OKAY?! HAPPINESS COMES IN SMALL DOSES. ITS A CHOCOLATE COOKIE, OR A CIGGERETE, OR A FIVE SECOND ORGASM! THATS IT!! YOU CUM, YOU SMOKE THE BUTT, YOU EAT THE COOKIE, YOU GO TO SLEEP, YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING, AND GO TO FUCKING WORK!
THAT IS IT!! END OF FUCKING LIST!!!
"*sniff* i'm just not happy."
shut the fuck up.
theres the name of my new book
"'shut the fuck up'. by Dr Tony Weaver."
a revolutionary new form of therapy.
i'm gonna have my pachents come in one by one, there gonna go
"doctor, i don't feel so"
Shut the FUCK up! next!
"doctor, i think i!
SHUT THE FUCK UP! NEXT!
"you made me feel so much better about my self. you just told me to shut the fuck up, and no one has ever done that before. i feel much better now"
whining fucking magots...
*picks up a bottle of beer, and opens it*
well,
hears to all you people who can't drink anymore.
*drinks it*
ahhh...still tastes fucking great.
i take every day, one beer, every beer, one sip at a time.
i know, i'm not usually like this, but i've had nothing to eat today, so its made me go a bit...mad
anyway, i gotta find something to eat. i got a skateboarding compotition after college, and its my turn to buy the beers. i'll see if i can use the computer at the compotition to update you on how i'm doing.
wish me luck guys. don't cross the road till the little man turns green.
Hippy-Samurai Weaver
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