Thursday, November 29, 2007

   from MIA youth leaders to chemically altered soy sauce
envy: O.o i don't think i've seen kyarri this hyper in a long while! it's kind of scary.

neji: don't you remember last night?

horo: now neji, how could the palm tree remember last night if all he was compare himself to the other palm trees at the church

envy: do you want to go boy?

horo: you couldn't even hit me.

uotani: if i have to come over there, i will do more than sending the both of you flying

horo&envy: *silence*

neji: i have to admit, it was interesting last night. the youth pastor is still in texas and the study time didn't start until 45 minutes after.

uotani: i thought she was pretty quick with that one comment.

neji: heh. you mean the one where the leader was trying to talk over the youth group and tell about his friend? *flash back: Youth leader: hey you guys, i have a friend...I have a friend...welive: Hey everyone! *inserts name* has a friend! all: cheers and applause. end of flashback* yeah that was slick.

welive: *singing in the background* chestnuts roasting on an open fire

uotani: apparently the sugar high is not over yet.

neji: wait. i was with her the whole day and she didn't have any sugar what's so ever. addy was extremely hyper too!

envy: hey guys! did you know that they brought the soy sauce back to lunch?

uotani&neji: that's probably why the two of them are hyper.

welive: EGGNOG!...aww man. i don't feel hyper anymore.

neji: *thinking* thank goodness

welive: *comes out* hey people, what are you up to?

neji: not much.

envy: hey kyarri? when will the full metal parasite come over?

welive: ^^; crap! that's what i wanted to talk to ed about. ok. hey edo-kun? envy has been on me about having you come over some time. will you please? *winks to ren in the process* aww crap! i got to go! ja-ne!

comments from last post

rebmafire: yeah, that barney clip was hysterical! i'm surprised that naruto wasn't dying of laughter.

*for those of you who don't know what i'm talking about, i put up a gaara vs barney vid but quickly changed it for horo's birthday.

ccr: TT_TT sadly, i forgot that episode, and frankly don't really want to remember that. hey ren! i'll see if i can get ed sometime this week!
envy: whoo hoo!

Okay. spring boarding off of rebmafires reply, here is todays pic. Gaara Kills Barney. Marcedes, Eat your heart chicka! love ya people!


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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

   Happy Birthday Horohoro
envy: what's with the shiny stuff? did deidara blow up...i smell pie!

neji:hmm...I wonder why. could it be that kyarri made some pie for horo's birthday?

welive: on that topic, dei, i don't want you to defile the pie before horo gets back.

neji: where did you send him?

welive: ^^; i paid ren to distract him. i promised i would call ed over some time so he can spend some time with ccr.

envy: yay! the miget's coming over some time.

horo: what miget?

all bishie: AHH!

welive: *jumps on horo and gives him a big hug* HAPPY BIRTHDAY HORO-KUN!

horo: '///' uhh...thanks...PIE!

uotani: go figure. leave it to blue hair to think with his stomache.

deidara: *pie pan on his head* check it out! I'm the tin man.

welive: ^-^ well...at least he didn't do anything to the pies...except place a stick of dynamite. dei, don't even think about igniting it.

horo: STEP AWAY FROM THE PIE!

all: O.o

welive: is it really that good? *i got it at village inn* horo. save some for the others! I want at least one piece. oh boy!

envy: i have dibs on that slice!

neji: too bad. christmas trees don't eat pies.

envy: shut bird freak!

welive: ok got to go! ja-ne!

FYI: Today i found out that it is Horohoro's and Rocklee's birthday, thus i made this post for my bishie. and also, just for fun, i thought it would be cool to have a funny video or something that deals with my favorite songs and anime. Since it's horo's birthday, i decided to make a little tribute for him.
envy: what?! even though he's been treating me like a christmas tree?!
welive: yes! here is today's pic. Hey! Ren! you're in here too! looks like something from Thanksgiving break!
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Friday, November 23, 2007

   We are thankful for...BREAKS!
Note: this was written on Wednesday, so unfortunatly i wasn't able to post. Enjoy!
Kyarri, Ryoko, and Bishie

welive: Woohoo! no school after today, boo ya!

ccr: and hopefully the spawn of satan is incarcerated by now!

ren: you are really hoping for that, aren't you?

ccr: if it means i don't have to see him for a wile i am.

envy: now what gave you the idea that she wants that pointy?

ren: you are one to talk, HAWAIIAN christmas tree!

welive: 0o0 that was a better comeback than Horo's!

envy: stfu!

neji: *punches him* idiot. don't ever talk like that to her again!

welive: anyway, how was the dance...ren?

eric the fairy: *looks at a picture ccr drew* does envy like neji?

neji&envy:0o0 GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME!

ren: i had to literally PRY Lavi away from the swedish fish.

welive: *trying hard not to laugh from the comment* wow! that's sad ren! envy! i know you two are not gay! come back!

horo: yes come back my gay anorexic hawaiian christmas tree!

welive: 0.o that says alot more about you, than him. come on neji! you know fairy boy's joking!

neji: either way, that is wrong. *shudders*

welive: *gives him a big hug* i know you're not gay! it's the same way as ryoko and those ren and ed yaoi's! She still loves them!

ed: oh gosh! don't bring that up!

ccr: edo-kun! not now!

deidara: ooh! there's more to this story?!

uotani: ok. i don't want to hear this

ren: belive me you don't want to know

ccr: the way you put it, it sounds wrong!

horo: all the more reason to hear this!

welive: you are not planning to use info as blackmail are you?

horo: *smirk* maybe

ren: you are DEFINATLY no going to hear it baka!

horo: AHH! REN'S GAY!

welive:*spits out drink and coughs* how the heck did you come up with that?!

deidara: really?

envy: i knew it! sorry ryoko! you lost your bishie!

ren: if i had my weapons here, i would make you eat those words?

ccr: *just a little clueless* eh?!

horo: i'd love to see you try!

welive: oh crap! not again!

ren: that's it! you, me, after school!

ccr: ren! no!

welive: *the i'm going to kill you smile appears* hey ren, remember that time you said that to envy while i was there?

ren:O.o okay, forget i said anything.

neji: hey ryoko what are you doing during break*trying to change the subject*?

ccr: that depends on whether the spawn of satan gets what he deserves!

deidara: he guys! looky looky! *the return of the i got grills joke aka, corn on the teeth joke*

welive: i can't belive i let you talk me into giving you my lunch!

everyone: lol!

uotani: yo people! since this is a thanksgiving post, lets go around and say what we're thankful for.

allen: i'm thankful that i lived through komui's tortu-i mean treatment for my arm

lavi: i'm thankful that i was able to tick off kanda and live through that...

horo: haha! that doesn't take much!

lavi:...and for my hammer <3

ed: i'm thankful that ren hasn't shoved a bottle of milk down my throat yet and...*looks to ccr* yeah, i'm done.

welive: ed, you're red in the face! go and cool off a bit

ren: first, i'm thankful for all the times FMA was at his assessment or at winry's house for repairs

horo: hmm...i wonder why? *devilish look*

ren: shut it icicle head! also *starts to whisper in chinese*

welive: yeah...ren i love the fact that you can speak asian, but here in america, people frown when another language is spoken so speak english dang it!

ren: not in front of them! *points to all the bishie except for nehi, allen, and uotani*

welive: i understand *wink*

deidara: my turn! my turn! i'm thankful for rebmafire because she goes boom as well!

welive: ^^ aww...you like talking with her don't you (I love ya too rebmafire and naruto! don't know what to do without you!)

deidara: *nods happily*

uotani; i'm thankful that i'm still sane!

ccr&welive: amen and hallelujah!

horo: i'm thankful to have ren annoy!

ren: *glares at horo meacingly*

envy: i'm thankful for my ability to still look good and ...*looks at welive* that's it!

ed: looks lik spikey and i have skeletons in the closet

envy: shut her down full metal runt!

ed: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!

welive: save the drama for your mama boys!

neji: anyways, i am thankful for...keeping my cool with naruto's , ed's, envy's, and deidara's stupidity...

ed: HEY!

deidara: *starts tearing up* i'm not stupid! *runs to welive*

welive: umm... that was a little harsh neji! it's okay dei! you're not stupid!

neji: and unlike you non entities who don't have guts enough to say it, i'm thankful for kyarri-chan!

ccr: aww!

welive: ^///^ i feel so loved! yay! ok ccr! it's our turn!

ccr&welive: we're greatful for our friends and bishie! *big group hug* uh-oh! that's the bell! time to go! ja-ne!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!


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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

   the tomboy cinderella
welive: ow! ok. no more moshing with zina.

neji: hey what's this? *reads flyer* your dad has another military ball coming up?

welive; unfortunatly no.

neji: is addy or another jrotc person taking you?

welive: heh! no. you know that guy who i kept jacking his hat last night.

envy: NO NO AND FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME NO! I AM A MAN AND I REFUSE TO PUT ON THAT SKIRT!

neji: you're a man? could have fooled me

horohoro: oh come on! you need an easy way to clean up your palm fronds1

envy: SHUT UP YOU F******-

welive: don't you say another word. any way back to what i was saying, that guy invited me to go to the mil ball.

BISHIE: WHAT?!!

uotani: *just heard* aww you poor thing! you have to wear a FORMAL dress don't you?

welive: *sadly nods her head and cries*

horohoro: *sees addy's book in progress* haha! that is just priceless!

welive: oh yeah! that's what i also wanted to say! My friend Addy ( i'm sorry i refuse to give her real name and i don't know her user name on fanfiction) is writing a harry draco yaoi book! to advertise, i am putting up a picture of two of her characters, Addy and Abby, (yes i use her character's name as her nickname because i can)on theotaku. it's really good! so check it out! and also keep an eye out, one of my new fan arts is actually my and CardcaptorRyoko's christmas card to all of you guys. With band season over, i can hopefully post a little more and add some of my pictures.

horohoro: *see a 100 challenge pic* I KNEW THAT THE OLD FART OYSTER WAS GAY!

welive: oh yeah! ryoko! i finished the horror pic and i'll show you tomorrow! ja-ne

comments from last post:

ccr: welive: ha ha! will do! although i'm not sure on how to make him do that. maybe talking to her and having her call him the equivalent to Michael Jackson will do the trick. in parting *takes a very deep breath* beefjerkyigotgrillsericthefairychainsawgaylord and to add one more...envythechristmastree! envy: not funny! welive: ryoko, ren, ed, lavi, allen, neji, horo, uo, deidara, and i think it is along with a few other people!

rebmafire: i don't know. does anybody know if palm trees make good christmas trees? horohoro: they fit bigger presents! welive: there's your answer
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Thursday, November 15, 2007

   It's the most wonderful time of the year times 10
envy: KYARRI! HELP ME!!!!

welive: what now-*starts to laugh hysterically*

uotani: *whistles*

neji: now i can handle your normal everyday attire, but really, if you need a skirt and earrings, please take one of kyarri's and not use the christmas tree skirts or the ornaments for earrings. *starts to laugh with uotani*

envy: shut up! i didn't do this horo horo did!

horo: what? i was only decorating the "tree"!

envy: you wanna run that by me again blue hair?!

welive: okay you guys that's enough! besides, i stil have to get ready for my last competition and i don't need tinsel on my uniform.

deidara: whoo hoo band is almost over which means we get kyarri back! *runs and hugs kyarri*

welive: *gasping for air* ...not...breathing!!! lacking...oxygen!!!

uotani: so how is that challenge going?

welive: it's going great! i just finished the picture for Rated.

envy: let me see...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT IS PRICELESS!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

horo: oh good lord! did she really look like that seeing her first yaoi?!

envy: yup! but that's not what i'm laughing at!!!!read on!

horo: blah bla-REN AND ED?! WHAT THE *censor* IS THIS?!

uotani: oh come on! it only shows you, envy and her looking at the computer, both you and her totally shock with her thinking that it should be outlawed and envy laughing at the little shaman and alch-

welive: UO! THINK OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING I BEG YOU!!!!

uotani: oops! sorry ed! i'm tired so shut her down, go to sleep and leave me alone *uo's and my and the pit section's fancy way of saying shut up*

neji: you have been hanging with the pit way too long.

uotani: how else am i suppose to see her?

welive: *starts singing* sending our hopes with the big storm tonite, we'll wake up to a world of white and it's gonna be a christmas to remember. *stops* I am so ready for christmas! ryoko and bishie, if you hear me singing christmas song, i apologize ahead of time! love you people out there! ja-ne!

Comments from last post

rebmafire: welive: naruto, take note that it stays "Ways to torture hao" not "ways to torture naruto" so you are okay! besides last i checked, you are not evil. rebmafire, i love you too much! i couldn't hurt you! Kwaii!

ccr: welive: ryoko, you know that i wouldn't let them have ren! and ren thank you for not killing me last week when i was doing all that stuff. envy: it was really funny tho- welive: shut her down envy!

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Thursday, November 8, 2007

   A Challenge, A torture list, and...SLUT PANTS?!
Horohoro: ok that subject is just as bad as Joco's jokes.

welive: give me a break will ya? I'm still on a anime high especially after watching the old fart oyster aka hao (or zeke for those who watch the english dubbed) get his a** kicked!

neji: you're not alone. dei is apparently on one and is going over to your neighbor's house right now and jacking their empty keg that is in their front yard.

uotani: *sigh* i'm on it.

welive: oh and my brother said to make sure that the pot belly stove that's in our front yard is out of his reach too!

neji: i'll take care of that.

envy: haha! i like some of the pictures you're doing for the 100 challenge!

welive: thanks! ryoko loves them as well, but unfortunatly ren wants to kill me!

horohoro: what did you do now? tell me tell me so that way i can do it too!

welive: umm...i through away a almost finished bottle of milk, one of my pictures have him yelling at me for eating a piece of cake that he wanted, and to top that off...i said that he owns slut pants which fyi allen has them right know if you're looking for them. hehe! that sounds so bad!

horohoro: haha! uh oh! uo! envy is going for the keg as well! oh my gosh that's better than the cinderella dress incident with joco!

welive: i thought u said that his jokes weren't funny!

horo:;)

welive: whatever...now let me see... ryoko? what should i add to hao's torture list? here is what i have added so far:


12) hang him from a boat and let a shark or Fishstick, or Zetzu or Gluttony eat his limbs

13) drain his energy

14) chain him to a wall, starve him for days and then eat the finest food in front of him

envy: *comes in and see's the list* 0o0 number 9, 1, 8, and 10 is...*passes out in fear*

neji: what is... ok. i swear never to get on kyarri's bad side.

welive: huh? oh come on! they're not that bad! i think addy can make up worse idea's than that!

neji: ok check that. i swear to never get on kyarri's and addy's bad side.

welive: whatever. i got to get ready for school and i have unfortunatly another football game to be at. they made it to the playoff's and then on my birthday, i have to go to the State marching festival. Ryoko, just to give you a heads up, i'm coming to school with protection to keep me safe from ren.

random fan girls: EEEEKKKKK!!!! WHERE IS REN KUN?????

welive: loveyaguysgottogojanebye!

comment's from last post:

rebmafire:welive:0.o WHAT THE HECK DID I EVER DO YOU NARUTO?! ok obviously i was able to escape, but unfortunatly she still wants to kill me and this time it is my fault. allbishie: WHAT DID YOU DO?! welive: *gives a very big smile and slowly walks away*
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

RUN FOR IT!!!
Sometime last week:

neji: Kyarri! She's coming again!

welive: oh crap! *starts laughing*

envy: KYARRI!!!! SHE'S GOING TO KILL YOU!

neji: What did you do now?!

welive: nothing big...

horohoro: That says alot!

welive:...except called her a player, reminded her of that one guy, and a few other things. hey! she put this on herself! so technically, i didn't do anything

horohoro: *starts laughing hysterically*

neji: it wasn't that funny.

envy: hey kyarri! where is ryoko?

welive: 0.O oh crap! RYOKO!!! RUN!!! SHE'S COMING! REN!! GET YOUR DAO WHATEVER IT'S CALLED OUT! sorry people! i got to go! ja-ne! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, October 14, 2007

   Hello Red Rocks!
At Slide Rock
envy: yay! we're still alive!

uotani: oh come on! she wasn't that bad of a driver! The person with the beemer was worse! Besides, i want to see you go 75-80 mph on the side of a mountain and not get into another persons lane!

welive: though i have to admit it was kind of nerve wrecking with you and my brother screaming to Weird Al Toast, which by the way uo-chan, thanks for shutting the both of them up.

uotani: no problem

neji: so this is where you broke your foot last year?

welive:^^ yeah. I've decided not to go down there this time. besides, i'm afraid that envy, deidara, and my brother will do something stupid down there.

satoshi: oh your brother is fine. I would worry more about deidara and envy right now. Look.

welive+bishies: *watches deidara and envy keep slipping on the rocks and falling* :D

uotani: yo! hiwatari! wanna play rich man poor man?

satoshi: that sounds very amusing *both go over to the picnic table*

welive: *see's neji looking distant* hello? earth to hyuuga! you okay?

neji: hunh? oh yeah! i'm just trying to count how many birds that are here.

welive:^^ good luck with that! parents are walking around somewhere. you wanna through a foot ball around or join the others in a game of-

uotani: WHAT ARE TRYING TO PULL BLUE HAIR?!

satoshi: Um...Uotani, i'm other here!

uotani: huh? then...THAT'S IT ENVY! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

envy: haha! you gotta catch me first!

deidara: hey look! *shows a fish that he caught*

welive: i think that is our sign to go over there.

neji: *groans* if we must.

Later in Town

uotani: envy! you can get of the horse now and stop looking and acting like ren now!

envy: but i'm just trying to show that that would be a better size horse for him than White Phoenix!

neji: that and purposely trying to get yourself killed. Remember you tried to do that with a cow statue you saw in OK using Ed's form?

welive: dang envy! what has ren done to you?

envy: oh come on! his accent is hysterical!

satoshi: at least he doesn't sound like he's dying at times!

envy: WHAT WAS THAT PUNK?!

welive: envy! put the horse statute down! you're making too big of a scene! wait a minute. where's dei?

uotani: *starts laughing* hey kyarri! come look at this! *points to a native doing a ring dance with deidara*

welive: omg! dei is actually having fun without explosives! GO DEIDARA! WOOHOO!
Uh-oh! time to go! ja-ne!


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Friday, October 12, 2007

Road Trip!
Envy: Do I have to wear this? *holds up winter wear*

neji: nah, unless you want to freeze you butt off when we're up there!

welive: should i ask what they are fighting about?

uotani: would it be worth it?

welive: yeah you're right. so are you guys ready?

deidara: *brings out bag o' bombs* yep!!!

satoshi: leave it to dei to think of bringing bombs.

welive: Um dei! i don't think you'll need all that! we're only going up north!

deidara: darn! oh well!

envy: do i have to wear this kyarri?

welive: according to my boyfriend, it's cold up there so yes! or can you transform your clothing into something warm?

envy: yeah! *puts on a black trench coat*

neji: what are you posing as? some goth boy?

uotani: come on! at least he's wearing a jacket.

satoshi: true.

welive: so are you guys ready?

allbishie; yep!

welive: ok! ccr i'll see ya at school! ja-ne!

comments from last post

ccr: envy: ok! You...sound...like...a...little...british...rich...boy! and the midget alchemist can agree with me on that! uotani: you really are signing your death note! welive: ccr! i'm scared!
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Thursday, October 11, 2007

   Dork Week...and...the return of neko!
welive: (still at school) i'm dead! i'm dead! i'm dead! i'm dead! i'm dead! i'm dead! i'm dead! i'm dead! i'm dead!

satoshi: what did you do this time?!

welive: uhhh...;///;

neji: *activate byakugan* who is it this time?

welive: uhh... he he... it's more my fault this time than him... plus i really don't think gentle fisting him would do me any good...in fact, i think i would be in more trouble...;_;

deidara: huh? then who is it? and are you sure it's your fault? i did do something to one of your guy friends this morning. ^_^

welive: it's...Mr....D...

envy: NO WAY! WHAT EVIL PRANK DID YOU LAY ON HIM THIS TIME?! TELLMETELLMETELLME!!!

welive: kwaii! i didn't mean to do anythin-

uotani: hey i've seen that vic firth lanyard from som-oh good lord! you forgot to give him back his keys?!

envy: hahahahaahahahah! that's priceless! you had them since 1st hour and it's now going into third and you didn't know?! *rolls over laughing*

neji: don't worry, i don't think he is going to kill you. if he tries, he'll be answering to me

uotani: and me too! yeah i took your iron pipes this morning.

Few minutes later...

welive: yay! i'm alive! and he thought it was funny so i felt a little better.

Thursday

welive:*gets of the phone* omgomgomgomgomg

neji: now wha-*explosion in the background along with laughing*

envy: hahahahahahaha! ren you sound like a little british rich boy! *first time seeing shaman king*

deidara: whee! that was fun! i'm blowing up the old tire next!

welive: ;///; not going to ask. Oh yeah! i just got off the phone with neko chan! i found out that there is a good chance that she will return next semester!

allbishie: WHAT?!

uotani: awesome! this calls for celebration. hey palm tree freak! help me get some party supplies!

envy: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YANKEE?!

comments from last post:

ccr: welive: i'm glad everything's okay now! i hope that our team loses now after what i found out. poor dr!
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