Tuesday, July 24, 2007

   The Oklahoma Post (Day by Day, the cut verison)
Okay. Envy and Neji are sleeping in and i have time to use the computer in the library. This post pretty much tells the MAIN parts of the trip. The rest of the trip was Blah or mainly contained the power going out none stop and having at least two days of no a/c. here it goes.

Friday, July 13 (8 am at home)

welive: okay. all packed up and ready to-

neji: you can't possibly think that you are going to bring all those mason jars are you?

envy: I'm just going to use them so i can get a souvenir for ed.

welive: hey envy, this is going to burst your bubble of joy. I forgot to tell you that dad told me that the fences on the property weren't ready so there are no cows.

envy: NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

(7 pm at the Quality Inn @ NM. pool area)

neji: (uses byugan eyes and trains while in the pool) crap! i missed that one!

welive: neji relax. we're on vacation.

envy: K-Kun! I saw myself on tv and then your mom turned it off! *grumbles*

welive: WHAT?! FMA was on?! what part?

envy: oh nothing big, just where fmr meets the miners.

welive: oh. oh well.

neji: do you have any idea what OK is going to be like?

welive: according to what my parents told me, it's green, humid, hot, bug infested, and there will be no one there my age to talk to. Luckily, my grandparents own a lot of property and an atv, so sometime this week, i plan to go 4 wheeling.

envy: do i have to go to church with you?

welive: considering the fact that the church is going to be filled with people 70 or above, and that yo scare the living crap out of people, i think it might be best to have you AND neji stay behind.

neji: why me?

welive: because knowing envy, something bad is bound to happen if he's alone.

envy: hey!

Saturday, July 14 (late afternoon, 3pm AZ time)

neji: so this is your grandparents-

envy:COWS!!!!!

neji: house.

welive: huh. I guess they fixed the fence. aww! how cute! gramps also got calves!

envy: ha! fun time!

welive: envy, that black bull over there looks like he means- *envy gets kicked by bull*-business. maybe you should wait.

neji: I'll take care of this. *whispers to himself* I can't believe i'm doing this.
Amazing! we just barely got out of the van and i just learned the bull hates men who wears skirts!

envy:*starts chasing neji into the house* SAY THAT AGAIN BIRD FREAK!!!

(later that evening)
welive: OMGSH! edo-chan's brother needs to be here! *picks up on of the kittens* the runt's colors are similar to Kyo Sohma!

neji: didn't your cousin say that they are a week or two old?

welive: i think so *hear envy's faint scream as he is sent flying by the bull* ok. bed time neko-kun. there is a clean up on aisle five that needs to be taken care of.

Sunday, July 15

neji: so how was church?

welive: just as i predicted. filled with old people singing hymns and to top it off, they made me stand and introduce myself.

neji: fun. envy is trying plan B against the bull...*envy gets slammed into the house* which apparently has failed as well. Wanna watch Ghostriders?

welive: might as well. doesn't it feel hot in here?

(around noonish)
welive: *on atv* WOOHOO! This is awesome!

envy: *holding on for dear life* slow down already!!!

neji: interesting. you're no afraid to confront the bull who is the leader, but you get on the quad and freakout.

envy: Hello! this is k-kun who is driving!

neji: she is doing fine!

welive: come on envy! I'm just trying to make sure you actually keep some of your lives. Going up to the bull is like asking yourself to be killed. Besides, i'm on the lowest gear. Dad's not letting me touch the gears...yet.

envy: that's comforting.

neji: okay fine. my turn *turns the atv rack into a seat*

envy: WHAT THE HECK!?

neji: just because i'm getting on doesn't mean you're getting off taht easy. *positions himself* okay. let's go!

Monday July 16 (Muskogee(sorry about spelling and my for those who are reading who happen to be rednecks, brace yourself and i apologize ahead of time for what envy did))

envy:*yawns out of boredom* how long are we going to be here?

neji: probably an hour.

envy: you said that an hour ago. where's k-kun at? this craft store is so lame!

welive: *yells from the next aisle* sorry mom! the beads there are worse.

neji: can't find anything?

welive: no. everything here I can get at home. i saw a dream catcher kit, but the price is so high.

envy: okay time to go!

welive: huh? but we're not ready.

neji: what did you-*sees a drawing manican that looks like ed next to a cow. on the floor painted in bold red letters reads "fmpipsqueak's actual size" and "ed's best friend" and "you might be a redneck if...(lists of reasons)* wow. not even the middle of day 2 and you are harassing ed!

welive: you had to crack a redneck joke in Muskogee of all places. Envy why can't you-*sees an angry mob of rednecks coming* time to go!*punches envy* (i do apologize again to all rednecks.)

Tuesday July 17

welive:*huffs* i can see why Robber's CAve is perfect for theives and outlaws. the sheriffs and deputies had to be stupid to climb all the way up hear.

envy:*insid the cave* woohoo! this place is great!

neji:*uses byugan* k-kun? i can see your brother, your cousin, and...K-KUN! YOUR MOM'S HURT!

welive:WHAT?! MOM?!

envy: Aww. k-kun is worried about her mommy!

welive: SAY THAT AGAING AND I SWEAR I WILL KICK YOU DOWN SOUTH AND MAKE SURE THAT IT WON'T GROW BACK!!!!

neji:O.o

envy:O.o, D:, TT__TT

welive: *hears mom and see's cousin T*

CT:......(ha! just because it's my cousin speaking doesn't mean you get to hear my real name!) your mom sprained her ankle and needs you to get to the van and get the water out along with the first aid...hey! is that the real cave? *runs off*

neji: *looks for mom* she made it to the bottom. k-kun. get your cousin and dad and let's go. envy get down there and see how bad the damage is.

welive: T! let's go!

Wednesday, July 18

welive: Mom's ankle looks like a balloon! she really did a number on it! * watches envy get chased by bull* UGH! the temps out here is in the ninety's w/ 80% humitity, matching the temp insid the house.

neji: the a/c guy said he'd be here first thing this morning.

welive: i think he needs to define first thing. It's 1130 and he said he'd be here yesterday as well. Those cows are lucky. they get a pond to swim in.

neji:*looks at my face*k-kun you are totally red in the face! go inside and get something to drink.

welive:okay, fine. keep an eye on envy and watch for the guy. first thing in the morning, yeah right.

Thursday, July 19

welive: *packing* Hey neji! have you seen where my shoes went?

neji: last i checked, they were on the porch. who was on the phone with you last night?

welive: oh! that was ccr and her bishie pals. they all say hi. i think i heard ed swore and alchemy static on the line.

envy: i know. it's ed' way of saying hi to me. crap i wasn't able to get the cow.

welive: if it is any condolense, you couldn't catch the cow period because of
A) the bull
B) the cow would have attacked you as well
C) Gramps would have shot you.

envy: *sarcastically* tahtnks that makes me feel alot better.

Friday July 20 (Back in NM)

welive: *talking to dad* your kidding! Aunt B's dog took my shoes in the middle of the night?!...No they can keep them now...why are they wasting postage on my shoes?...Okay, fine. but i'll probably end up throwing them away because of that dumb dog. I can't wait to get back home and socialize with my friends.

Comment's from the last post:

ccr: yes i'm back and missed you so much! ed, i seriously tried to keep him away and luckily the bull was doing a good job at that. it was kind of funny to watch. Neji: yeah ed, tag along! two against one is so much fun! welive: Neji! the last thing i want is to clean up another mess! i'll call you ccr!

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