Thursday, August 23, 2007

   Ed vs Envy Fight
welive: finally! it's lunch time!

envy: and there's the pipsqueak!

neji: you forgot about the fight didn't you k-kun?

welive: no! I was really hoping that envy would forget and i wouldn't have to worry about it and ccr and i would have a peaceful lunch for once. but as usual, that is like wishing for snow in AZ during the summer. Oh crap! the way ccr looks shows me that ed didn't forget either! envy, why can't you and ed just get along?

envy:*not paying attention* oh-ho i have waited for this day! *a little bit of his true form shows*

neji: k-kun, i think that this is a fight that you and ccr-kun underestimated. find her and go sit in the far side of the cafeteria.

welive: what about you? you're no exactly immortal yourself!

neji: i'm just taking care of what's dear to me.

welive:WHAT!?!

neji: just do what i said. i'm going to find ren and i'll meet you back at the table. don't do anything stupid while i'm gone!

welive: i should be the one telling you! and what do you mean taking care of what's dear to you?! *neji already gone* crap! ryoko-chan! over here! quickly unless you want to be fried before you eat! by any chance, did neji or ren pass you?

ccr: last time i saw ren-kun was in 4th hour, why?

welive: neji went to find him and wants us to stay here because- HOLY CRAP! ED THREW THE FIRST PUNCH! any way it's because he wants to take care of what's dear to him. Ooh! that had to hurt!

ccr: crap, how's he gonna explain that to win- O_o ENVY YOU S.O.B!!

welive: oh heck no! he did not just change into ccr! oh you are so going down after your bones knit!!!

neji: i found->-< WHAT THE HECK YOU MORON!?!

lavi: this is getting interesting...

allen: easy for you to sa-

random preps: OMG IT'S EDWARD!!!

ed: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT THAT STUPID VAMPIRE!!!

envy: feh. you could of fooled me little freak!

ed: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY PALM TREE HEAD?!

welive: neji! i'm scared!!!

neji: don't look now...*welive hides her face in neji*

envy: are you deaf full metal shrimp?

ccr: i can't look!

ren: doesn't that idiot know better than to use alchemy in public?!

welive: apparently not! 5...4...3...2...1...*BOOM* oh that can't be good *starts to tear up from the smoke* AHH MY EYES!!! *cough cough*

ccr: edo-kun?!

neji: green haired skirt boy name envy?!

*smoke clears and ed and envy are still fighting* we're good!

ren: dang it! and i thought i'd gotten rid of the competition for-

ccr:CON'T EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!

neji: i still have to compete with the freak for-

welive: I STILL HAVE MY DRUMSTICKS NEJI! KEEP THAT IN MIND!!!

ren: drumsticks...?

ccr: you don't wanna know.

welive: to be fair, since i read the new year's post, ren can read the first part of this one if he wants.

ccr: sure, okay

ren: -///- i really hope no one heard that.

neji: ren. it's a friggin' post! people can find out one way or another.

welive: speaking of which, what do you mean by * alchemy static surges overhead* taking care of what's dear to you?

envy: gluttony can move faster than you fmr, and that is saying alot! *changes into a really bad version of ed and starts to taunt*

neji: it means what i said, i want to take casre of whats dear to me.

welive: O.o okay, do i freak out, cry,...what?
ren, what's with that look on your face? Ryoko, did i miss something? * forgo that everyone else was listening to the conversation* *neji walks around out of boredom*
*big explosion in the background*

ed: who's slow now?

ren: okay, just what was that about?

welive: crap! i forgot you were still here! when neji went to find you he told me to find ryoko and stay put because he wants to take care of what's dear to him!

ren: o-kay...just be lucky ed didn't hear it; he'd probably use it for black-

andrew: *inserts ccr's real name* what the heck is going on here?

ccr: don't look at me, i dad nothing to do with it.

welive: andrew, if i were you, i would leave the area to save your own skin. *Andrew leaves* *turns back to ren* yeah, and if ed did, he would regret it * the i-will-kick-you-in-the-nads smile appears*

ed:*hears welive's threat* what for-*envy catches him off guard*

envy: didn't see that coming did ya? *changes into welive and kicks ed in the nads*

welive: 0o0 ENVY! *chucks drum sticks at envy and knock him down while ed returns the attack* okay. i'm bored. shall we end this ryoko?

ccr: might as well. lavi! you have your hammer with you, right?

lavi: this what i think it is?

ccr: yes, i'm asking you and allen to interfere.

welive: neji, you can help them too if you want, hint hint. i already chucked my drumsticks and i'm afraid that the mallets from hell would break (fyi to all front ensemble musicians, Mike Balter mallets suck!)

neji: i don't know. i don't want his moron germs on me!

welive: i'm sooo glad that i have bishie who care about each other! *see's The Pervert* Oh good lord.

kevin (aka the perve0; hey babe. * starts hoding welive at the waist*

welive: right after i use my sticks! SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME NOW!!!!

neji: *uses byugan and shanks kevin* you disgusting freak! get lost or die! * big alchemy explosion send kevin flying into the wall*

welive: thanks ed! oh boy. lavi, allen i suggest you go get ed now and i'll take care oif envy before they kill each other. *starts to sing* free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty i'm free at last!

lavi: i don't really think my help is necessary here, so it's up to you, allen!

allen: got it! * activates his anti-akuma weapon and grabs ed*

ed: *sweat drops* was using that really necessary?

allen: you tell me.

envy: DON'T THINK YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF THIS YOU SHORT SIZED PINTO BEAN!

welive: *takes american history book and hits envy* that's way enough for one day! sweet! yet another use for my book! *sees security* oh crap! ryoko! the security's here! both of the ditzes can't move anymore! what do we do?

ccr: i have no ide-allen, i don't think you neeed your cursed eye activated at the moment!

allen: it's on? *deactivates the curse and his left eye returns to normal* sorry, it's a habit.

ccr: i know, but there aren't any akum here as far as i'm awa-get your arm back to normal, too!

allen: got it. * left arm reverts to its normal state*

welive: phew security didn't see! ren, you look like you're going to blow! what up now?

ren: what? oh, it's nothing. let's get these 2 idiots to the health office before they try to start again.

welive: uh-huh. yeah let's do it quick! 5th hour's starting soon. neji, you and allen take envy to one side of the health office. ren and lavi, take ed to the other. i don't think it would be good for the nurse if they saw each other.

neji: darn you envy! you could have just died that way i would have no more problems wit-

welive: NEJI! I'M STILL HERE!!!

ren: at least the morons are too weak to compe-

ccr+welive: REN!!! CONTINUE AND GET OUR SHOE UP YOUR-
*5th hour rings*

welive: crap! oh heck with the nurses office, we got to go to class!

neji: and what are we going to do with these idiots?

welive: we're gonna drag them with

neji: but-

welive: not an option! ryoko, good luck with ed!

ccr: same with you and envy

welive=ccr: ja ne!

Back at welive's home

envy: ow! are you wanting a fight too bird boy!?!

neji: sorry. i don't fight morons

welive: both of you shut it. neji, thanks for helping ccr and i out, but i don't think i need you checking on me every minute.

neji: i'm glad you're both ok.

envy: what about me!?!

welive: oh yeah! * hits envy with algebra 2 book* THAT'S FOR CHANGING INOT ME AND CCR! There. I got him back for you ryoko!


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