Birthday 1994-04-03 Gender
Female Location hell Member Since 2005-07-20 Occupation Real Name Keiti [aka Batman!]
Personal
Achievements attemting suicide mulitple times Anime Fan Since uhm Favorite Anime Goals Doesn't matter anymore... Hobbies video games, tv, computer, 4wheeling, gambling (even tho im 12), SAVING GOOD FROM EVIL Talents who gives a fuck. i suck at everything.
myOtaku.com: White Wolf82
Welcome to my site archives. 10 posts are listed per page.
back from skool everyone! *twitch* O_O u have no idea how many boys told me how much hotter ive got and how many asked me out, all turned down may i add XDD i laughed at their misery lol Comments (3) |
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Monday, November 27, 2006
Hey everyone^^ got back from my aunts earlier- i got my hair cut finally^^ its above my shoulders, and i know everyone at skool tomarrow is gonna freak out *pokes fingers together* im actually kinda scared... anyways i had to babysit my aunts [the girl who did my hair] two kids, 3 and 5. FUCKING ANNOYING AS SHIT!!! >_< oh well, one listened to me.. like when i demanded for a popsicle he ran to it and gave me it... i found out later he did it cause he thot he was gonna put him in the corner [and forget about him for an hour] again. lol, poor kid, i have him tramatized Comments (2) |
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Episode 2 Asuka- dead
People who take part
Mali, as Mali
BJ, as camera women
Keiti, as Batman
*BJ zooms in on Mali talking; the background is the windshield and the setting outside* Today, we are interviewing a show based on drunk truck drivers. See here, we got Batman so drunk that Batman can’t even see. *we see Batman let go of wheel to sit back in seat; beer belly ripping threw costume as Batman takes another sip of beer* BATMAN LOOK OUT!!!! *Batman looks up out of windshield and sees a stupid white wolf with a cut-out eye standing in the road looking at them; Batman talks* it’s only Asuka, we’re okay. *pushes on gas as camera women speaks* Batman is right… *hears a big thud and truck goes flying and crashes but everybody is safe; everybody walked out to go see what Batman has killed; Mali speaks* Up, she’s dead. *looks at camera* Sometimes, though, it is good to drink and drive. That way, you can kill those stupid enough to get in your way… like this here is an example of one of those times. It was okay, it was okay. *sees Batman in background pouring beer into the stupid ones mouth; Batman speaks* DRINK MEH PRETTEH! DRINK TIL U CANT DRINK NO MORE!!!! *falls unconscious*
is this REALLY a reason to post shyt about someone?
im not stupid or slefish
I WAS ANGRY WE DO STUPID THINGS WHEN WE ARE ANGREY SHE ONCE STOLE A PICTURE OF MINE A TORE IT UP WHEN SHE GOT MAD
SO I HAD TO GET MY NAGER OUT ITS NOT A CRIME ITS HOW I FEEL
how lame can u get?
asuka: yes u areu dont know me JUST OVER THE COMP U CANT EDITIFY SOMEONE SO SHUT UP CUNT FACE Comments (4) |
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rizel.azaru,pyro,sharooka,higlue,erica,john,kiben,hijin,tanobe,cooper,noodle,muds,mike,gus,unari,satori,rikku,luna tail,taka,sakeda,kaisai,kaisui,rian,kanashimi,hitonomi,gaara500,zack,greatalchemist,ashley,accalia and black tail, jared,brian,rissa,ice,kanya,tsumeto
tell me... how many of you are REALLY asuka's friend? hmmmm? Comments (2) |
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*begins to bawl in knees, arms wrapped around legs*
i just found out that 11-month-mark bf i had, the last bf i had, the one i thot was perfect.... was cheating on my for SIX fucking months!!! im sick of being toyed with, almost every boy i date treats me like SHIT! now i can remember this relationship as The First Online Date I Ever Had, the One With Ivan, the One Who Cheated For Six Months, the One I Fell For. right now, i can barely see what i'm typing ... i've been crying for so long ... these tears are blinding me, drowning me... Why didnt he ever stop me from saying "i love you?" why didnt he just break up with me if this other girl was so important? Why am i always treated like nothing!? i want to die, theres no reason to live anymore... if my boyfriend can't think of me as perfect, or someone to even care about, to even care about the feelings ... then who will? No one will ever know i was gone, i'd just be another possom laying dead aside the road, every person or living thing that passes can point and laugh at my misery, or say "ewww" and walk away. maybe the reason why i was born is to be torchered, to become nothing, then die lonely. there is no one to talk to anymore, all the boys that like me would forget about me in no time. my friends, they probobally think im crazy, fucked up, and only pretend to be my friend. I'm thinking about deleting my otaku site, deleting all my screen names, and go die somewhere. Relationships cant be without trust, and thats all i ever gave him, aside from love. everytime he told me "i love u" back, he just lied... why? why must i be here? why must u torcher me? I'll be gone from myotaku shortly... so let me just say goodbye now, and i'll miss all of you, though i know you'll just forget about me like the rest. I'll have the requests in, i promise u that, but ill find another way so u can keep it, if there is another way i can give it to u ill give it...
Episode 1 Asuka- the Bitch
creator: Keiti [Batman]
people who take play:
Asuka, the ""wolf""
Keiti, the Batmuhn
BJ, the camera women
Krista, the speaker
*BJ, Krista, Batman, Asuka are standing in the wilderness. BJ closes in on a scene while Bj talks in a hillbilly accent* batmuhn stuhlks its pray, a stoopid drugahtick, and weetoddded emoe woof with uh blinde eye. Batmuhn klohses 'n waith aits pray, so, whe're go`nna wuhlk a laittle kloser. oh, hay now, wat's thas? Batmuhn sehms too buh holding uh grenade! now kids, iv batmuhn decides batmuhn’s gownna use this granuhd, weh miite awl diee, so bee prehpahred. Batmuhn lewks redy to kiwl the stoopid one ... redy? one ... two ... three....
*Batman throws grenade and runs to safety; bomb blows up; everybody except batman is dead*
*camera closes in on Asuka-- the retarded wolf--- and the remains of her and everything else*
it seems wehre awl dead! Batmuhn has quild de pray. the weeetarded emo huhs finally dieed, thuhnk gawd. lewks lyk Earth has becum hehvun!!! Asuka, de drugged won, is uhp 'ere wuhth us. pla`z, sumeone hund mee the gun, id rather be in hell then wit dis THUNG!. Comments (3) |
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Yesterday (didnt have enough time to do this XD)
well today i said goodbye to my math teacher (hes retiring) and i guess he held the olompic torch thingy a while back (the flamy thing) and he brought it in yesterday for us to touch!!! XDD once in a lifetime, if at all, or no chance at all. i got damn lucky. Comments (1) |
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